This video of BJ Penn’s experience at UFC 87 (courtesy of BJPenn.com, via Yahoo!) confirms a few things that I’ve long suspected: 1) BJ Penn has more fun than I do, 2) Jesse Ventura (seen sitting stone-faced next to Penn at one point) does not, and 3) everyone in the world — including “Rampage” Jackson — thinks they do a good Hulk Hogan impression, but most of them are wrong.
Where things really start to get interesting here is when Penn enters the Octagon to confront Georges St. Pierre about their superfight. You can hear Dana White asking Penn to let GSP “have his moment here real quick,” and you can also hear the boos from the crowd when Penn steps up to the mic. No matter, Nick Swardson thinks he’s the best fighter in the world, and that’s enough for me.
Below, check out BJ hitting the town with Bruce Buffer, who declares Jon Fitch to be “a tough son of a bitch.” You gotta love the Buff.








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commentsI can just dismiss my hatred for other douchebag fighters with big mouths and small brains, like Melvin Guillard or Tito Ortiz, because I know if they fight top-level competition they will get what's coming to them. But every time I hope BJ gets his face smashed in, he goes an wins the fight. It is really frustrating! The world is supposed to reward nice people like Chris Lytle and shit on assholes like BJ Penn. But no, BJ is the one given the talent and the oversized cabbage-patch head that seems to absorb any punch thrown at him.
Oh well. It was fun at least to see him struggling to hold on to consciouness after Matt Hughes got him in that crucifix and pounded him silly. Then his little fanboys had to ruin it by claiming he had a broken rib, which he mysteriously broke on his own, and did not in any way, shape or form result from anything Matt Hughes might have done to him. Because in their mind, BJ is so perfect, only HE is perfect enough to break a rib on his perfect body. Nevermind that there was never any evidence of a broken rib, no athletic commission report of such injury, and just the word of a lazy Hawaiian excuse-maker.
So anyway, I hate BJ Penn.
I hate that he is good!
I hate that he is an asshole!
I hate that he is supported by legions of virginal internet wannabes!
I hate how everyone talks about his jiu-jitsu as if he HAD actually submitted anybody from his guard EVER in a fight!
I hate his stupid accent that, yes, does indeed sound like a Filipino ladyboy (thanks Ryan's_lover_Pablo for pointing that out)!
I hate his spoiled attitude!
I hate that he thinks he deserves a WW title shot after going 1 - 2 in the division!
I hate that the UFC agrees with him on that title shot!
I hate that he has a head like a stay-puffed marshmallow with dimples, that is designed to allow him to absorb unfair amounts of punishment!
And I especially hate that he is a lazy Hawaiian! Can't he just go work as a valet at a hotel in Hawaii and give poor service to customers while collecting government entitlements, like the rest of his people?
Where's the remorse? Where's the outrage from my fellow Potatoheads?
Geez... who the f*ck cares about PJs pants?
John Edwards for President... right, guys?
I'm going back to bed. I've had enough for one day.
Well I can go on and on but thats my thoughts. And why shouldnt BJ move up? There is nothing left to do for him in 155 except beating guys that doesnt even deserve to get into the octagon with him. Just be happy that a monster matchup is going to happen within the year, hopefully.
Fuck BJ Penn. Make him stay in the Lightweight division for a while and defend his belt at least two more times. A win over Sean Sherk (and still not quite sure who showed up to fight in Sherks place after that performance) Joe Stevenson and Jens Pulver does not warrant an immediate fight against a champion in a different weight class.
GSP would tear Penn apart anyways but he doesn't need to risk his belt against the punchers chance. Take some time of Georges, you deserve it.
Respect - pussies.
and yea those fucking pants he's wearing like the 14 year old emo fags you see in the streets that you just want to run them the fuck over..fuckin fruit..if you got a voice like that you should not wear girl pants..what a fuckin shame..
BJ sounds like a Filipino ladyboy.
I can picture him saying with his squeeky voice:
"Oy papi ! U so big it hurts. Do me , do me, do BJ harder papi...yeee-e-e-e-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii."
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