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Send In Your Love & Relationship Questions for the Next Installment of Ask Carmen! [PORN]

(God help the next poor girl who has to get fisted by this savage.)

In terms of her sharp wit and passion for MMA, adult-film star Carmen Valentina is definitely one of us. Then again, she makes her living having wild sex on camera, which makes her pretty unique among CagePotato contributors. And since Carmen hasn’t graced us with her lovely presence in a while, we figured it was time to collect more of your questions for another no-holds-barred mailbag column.

Please toss your queries into the comments section below, or tweet them @cagepotatomma with the tag #askcarmen. Despite what the headline says, your questions don’t all have to be about the girl in your office who keeps rejecting your advances. You can ask Ms. Valentina pretty much anything that’s on your mind. But please skim through her first “Ask Carmen” column to make sure you’re not covering familiar territory. Sound good? Thanks for your support, and be sure to follow Carmen Valentina on twitter!

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intercept440- July 27, 2012 at 9:49 pm
carmen..has a dude ever changed lanes without signaling? and if so what was your response?....
has it ever happened accidentally? one time i was railing my wife really good and going at a significant speed.. and i pulled out a little to far...and when i SLAMMED IT back it it went right in her butthole.....she wasnt to pleased and i was very apologetic...cuase it was after all an accident.... has this ever happend to you..and if so did you forgive said " dude " and if it was tory lane did she look dead and soullless behind the eyes... i mean seroliusly that bitch freaks me the fuck out
bigpizzle- July 27, 2012 at 9:02 am

I am deeply in love with my girlfriend, but there is one thing holding us back. She won't lick my taint or my sweet brown eye. How can I get her to to these thing? I usually ask right after a quick basketball game figuring the aroma and taste would be a huge turn on for her. If it isn't should I shave it? Do you think the bits of toilet paper stuck there are also a deterrent? Please advise. Thanks.
TheVVOldGuy- July 27, 2012 at 8:40 am
Will you marry me and beat me up? Pulllleeeeeezzzzeeeee???
RwilsonR- July 26, 2012 at 10:59 pm
We know you like GSP, Carmen, but if GSP were to like women, do you think he'd like you?
Dale6491- July 26, 2012 at 8:40 pm
Carmen, I know your fans remember a certain happy dance that you put up on Youtube—it's the one you said you'd do if Georges St-Pierre beat Nick Diaz at UFC 143 on Super Bowl Weekend. Of course, Carlos Condit filled in for GSP and beat Diaz for the UFC interim Welterweight belt, but I was wondering...if GSP beats Condit when he returns this fall, can we still get that happy dance?
Clemmie- July 26, 2012 at 5:42 pm
@darkhorse. I hear that bro. You must be rolling in a staff position. That's why I'm a CWO. I'll never have an "06" call sign but ill also never be stuck on the command shaft, uh, I mean staff.
Clyde- July 26, 2012 at 4:43 pm
You obviously keep in shape for your job, do you have any advice for Anthony Johnson to help him meet the 206 lbs he needs to by his next fight?

If Cage Potato were to launch a MMA hairstyles two piece bikini, and had to limit it to 4 caricatures, which fighters would you want on it and where would you position each one?
DARKHORSE06- July 26, 2012 at 2:55 pm
@clemmie-good to be back. I havent deployed in months. I just have a shit job.
Viva Hate- July 26, 2012 at 11:48 am
Do you properly stretch before filming? I have seen some of the stuff you pull off and seems like you could easily pull something, also do you have a proper spotter? I will volunteer for the proper compensation.
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- July 26, 2012 at 10:42 am
I heard eating celery can make you bust bigger this true? Any other trade secrets for that?
RwilsonR- July 25, 2012 at 9:32 pm
DVDA - are the guys involved still considered straight... because there is a lot of not-so-straight touching to make all of the pieces of that particular puzzle fit together?
RwilsonR- July 25, 2012 at 9:14 pm
What's your position on the edit button - just a small insignificant feature that never mattered, or did its removal portend the long, slow, inevitable decline of a once great (or slightly better than average) site?
Clemmie- July 25, 2012 at 9:04 pm
Darkhorse, its good to see you posting again. Its been a little while. Got some sandbox time in recently or something?
Chri534.- July 25, 2012 at 8:37 pm
We all know about how BJ Penn can put his legs behind his head without using his hands. Can you do the same, or maybe top him in some way?

...with video/photo evidence, of course.
RwilsonR- July 25, 2012 at 7:36 pm
Why have you opted to stay au naturale in the chest region, when most of the industry seems to have opted for enhancement?
RwilsonR- July 25, 2012 at 7:35 pm
War Machine - would you? Or has he burned too many bridges in the industry?
RwilsonR- July 25, 2012 at 7:33 pm
As an addition to DARKHORSE's comment, why is it only three? What about the other finger and thumb? If they can be included, where would they go?
geohutch88- July 25, 2012 at 7:21 pm
Also as I am not familar with your work what films of yours do you recommend as your bests?
geohutch88- July 25, 2012 at 7:16 pm
two questions; What is your stance on blow jobs? I once saw an interview where a porn star said although she gives them on camera she hates them in her personal life, it crushed my world. Also, if you support them what is your stance on finishing the job? My gf just does it until I say I'm about to finish then get the hell outta dodge before i actually do. I personally think you should go for the finish, otherwise its just kind of a waste and a tease.
DARKHORSE06- July 25, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Carmen: is it one in the stink and two in the pink or one in the pink and two in the stink? I cant remember.
Get Off Me- July 25, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Was your first pet's name Carmen and have you ever lived on a street named Valentina?
KingKongDonG413- July 25, 2012 at 4:01 pm
Carmen, I must ask: If I wanna have sex with my girl in a public restaurant, knowing fully well that I may possibly get in trouble for it, should I just say "fuck it" and bang her in front of everyone anyway? It's been a fantasy of mine to do it with a girl in a public restaurant, which is why I ask.
ksgbobo- July 25, 2012 at 2:20 pm
@ CP, must we have PORN in the title company is not going to like this
ksgbobo- July 25, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Have you meet Shyla Stylez, Lisa Ann or Amy Reid? If so, what do you think of them? Btw, besides yourself, they are my favorite.