Sorry…to avoid confusion about the different last names thing, it’s like in Joe Dirt: “That’s why Daddy named you Joe Dirt instead of Nunnemaker”.

Hey HAL, I’ve never read one of your posts. In fact, the most I’ve read of them is those first four sentences of that last one, just to see what the fuss is about. And that’s the only reason I’m writing this. I’ve seen so many people complain about you all the time that I skip over any post that even mentions you.

…I assume your last name is LaPointe or LaPorte or something. Not only does that lead me to believe you’re a pussy Frenchman, but it also verifies my theory that your parents named you “Has A LittlePenis”; hence the all caps in your dumbass ramblings as H.A.L. (which should really be switched to HALp; further extending the presumption that you need halp with the ladies, and that out of that frustration you come on sites like this just trying to piss people off to get your jollies). Not for me, guy. Not for me. Enjoy posting yourself to sleep all night, but if people stop responding to you you’re just going to have to look in the mirror and realize you’re nothing more than a jarsquatting loser (I strongly recommend you don’t look into what I meant by this, because there’s a very disgusting video of HAL in his parents’ basement demonstrating what he does on a regular Saturday night…seriously, you’ll regret it if you do).

Sorry CHRI that was the ‘good guy’ list!

Haha I see how it could be interpreted wrong, though.

I just have to reject the idea that because the INTERNET is open for the masses that one may have the right to spurt out off topic garbage [spam] wherever they may please. Not trying to sound like a b!tch but its distracting from the topic on hand.

Meh, I just had to rant and get that out [see: my last post above], it really has been pissing me off man.

To all those who care to put some time and effort into writing intelligent responses, thanks.

HEYBABAYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ CAPA. CAPS LOCK HAL AIN’T GOING NOWHERE MOTHER FUCKER. I HAVE SEVERAL PC’S IN SEVERAL OTHER PLACES. I’LL ALWAYS BE AROUND. YOU DON’T IGNORE ME ANYWAY. IF YOU DID THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BITCHIN, AND CRYING OVER MY POSTINGS. SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHER FUCKER, AND KEEP READING ALL MY SHIT. YOUR JUST AS MUCH A PART OF THE CAPS LOCK HAL FAN NATION AS EVERYONE ELSE SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BITCH BEFORE I HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DOG, AND SHUT IT FOR YOU.

In his defense, I reread what he said (pretty much immediately after i posted the last time) and I think he was saying I was on the good list, not the bad (didn’t notice that OB&I was on the list with me, I didn’t connect the dots and my ‘roids made me put my head through a few walls)…if so, c’mon JiMMA, put those parentheses in the right spot so I don’t go wanting to punch a baby; and thank you by the way.

Although I think he’s got a point, it’s not going to change anything. And I think it’s good. It’s what the internet is there for; any retard can go on and spout off any inane drivel, and it’s their right. Plus, the more people that come to the site, the better.

The way I deal with it is to just scan down, read a few words of it, if it’s obviously garbage just skip over it. The funny thing is, I recognized your name, Dojima…so I must’ve read something of yours before and I know your heart is in the right place.

And by the way, anyone who relies on sherdog more than CP enjoys poopies and cream with his mother.

…there, I said it.

how many old skool cage potato fans does it take to change a light bulb?

one. And the rest sit around and talk about how the old light bulb was better.

life goes on. its like when they turn your elementary school into an office building: you can never go back and relive the same old memories cuz its a whole new place…. and I guess, by me being a new a CP fan, “i dont offer any insight” or whatever it is you all whine about but really use as an excuse to mask your true feelings of resentment and “i would comment but theres already like 15 comments already and its all probably people going ‘first’ anyways, so i’ll just pout a little bit more and then go to sherdog where I can email the writer if I have amazing insight to offer”

JiMMA: I just read over your post again and saw your main points:

“CP used to be a nice community of actual MMA fans.

Fans who CARE and RESPECT the sport.

Fans who get a sense of community here at CP.

Fans who ENJOY both of your writing styles and the over all personalized notion of http://www.CagePotato.com. ”

And now I’m a bit pissed off about you including me in that list (although I only assume it’s an insult because I don’t know the other members on it…and I honestly can’t remember any of your posts for that matter–no offense intended). The fact of the matter is that I am actually a huge fan of mma. I love the sport, I love this site, and I do like to see good posters on here from people like OB&I, because most of the rest is just garbage. I’ve never gone on here posting ignorant and hateful things, so I don’t see what your problem is. Whenever I post, I feel like I’ve got a point to make and I just want to throw it out there.

I’m just curious what I ever said to get your attention. I’ll admit when I’m wrong if I am.

Hey, JiMMA, what’d I ever say that was bad? Sorry that I’m usually drunk when I’m posting on here so I don’t know if my point gets across in the right way…but I’m a real fan.

Please, let me know what I’ve done in the past that was in bad taste, or just, bad. Thanks.

Gotta love the Japanese corner men and doctors after the Mori vs. Blanco fight…

Cornerman 1: Well, they’re about to announce the result and he still doesn’t seem to be wanting to get up.
Cornerman 2: What? Are you sure? We have another fight that’s supposed to be starting pretty soon.
Cornerman 1: Nope, still not really wanting to move. …I think we should probably bring in a stretcher or something.
Cornerman 2: Okay well, no, that’ll take too much time…lets just kinda slide him out to the edge and let him lay there for a bit. If he still doesn’t want to get up and the next fight is about to start then we’ll bring in something to carry him off.

Cornerman 3: Ohp! Someone got the stretcher! Give him a microphone so we don’t have to explain to Dana Wang (I assume that’s his name over there) why it took us so long to get him out of the ring!

caps lock hal got some serious problems…

Kruck Sucks.

Too tired to elaborate, but there you are.

Bas you are the man!

Oh and to the ‘spammers’ and the ignorant here at CP, YOU ARE RUINING THIS WEBSITE, SLOWLY BUT SURELY! >:O!

BENS, you seriously have to do something about this. IT IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL. We all understand that the website is getting larger and with a larger audience comes a larger population of ignorant dirt bags who clog up the boards with useless bullsh!t, but there needs a system implemented to weed these fvckers out. I almost never read past the story anymore due to some of these people.

CP used to be a nice community of actual MMA fans.

Fans who CARE and RESPECT the sport.

Fans who get a sense of community here at CP.

Fans who ENJOY both of your writing styles and the over all personalized notion of http://www.CagePotato.com.

PLEASE DO NOT LET A FEW DOUSCHEBAGS RUIN IT, I WOULD REALLY HATE TO BE PUSHED OVER TO ‘THAT OTHER MMA WEBSITE’

–JiMMA

There is still a few good people here, but we are all being pushed out by the ‘others’. (myfightwiffacheeto, OBI, NateGetsIrate, PurplePickle ,Chri534 ECT)

Intelligent, good actual posters STAND UNITED!!!

God Kruck is terrible at announcing. Has anyone else noticed that he always has these weird pauses when he talks? HDNet, please can him and Also Kenny Rice while you’re at it.

I DONT KNOW WHY EVERYONE KNOCKS CAPS LOCK HAL, I PERSONALLY LIKE THE F-U FLAVA HE BRINGS TO THE SITE. IF YOU DONT LIKE HIM THEN SIGN UP FOR THE FORUMS AND GO POST UR COMMENTS N SUCH IN THERE YOU DOUCHE-NOZZLES. SO FOR ALL YOU CAPS LOCK HATERS, GO SUCK A FAT BABY’S DICK!!

I LIKE TO SHRIMP JIZZ OUT OF TRANNY HOOKERS CORNHOLE, THEN DONKEY PUNCH THE BLOODY MESS!

FIRST BITCHES!! I AM FIRST TO COMMENT!! =]

Omigawa looked suspiciously like he was on roids he was pretty ripped and that fight reminded me of someone picking on their lil brother.

CAPS LOCK HAL’S MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TERMINATED HER PREGNANCY. THAT DUMB WHORE COULDN’T KEEP HER LEGS SHUT!

HEY I WAS FIRST FIRST YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER. YOU’LL NEVER OUT FIRST ME ON THIS SITE SON UNLESS I ALLOW YOU TO. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL BOY.

First!

GOOD DAY SIR MY ASS YOU FUCKING DUMB BASTARD. YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. THIS OLD TROLL AIN’T GOING ANYWHERE PAL. YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. THIS IS MY TURF, AND YOU CAN KISS MY ASS YOU GOON FUCK. I LOVE THIS WEB SITE, AND I WILL DEFEND IT TO THE DEATH.

^^^self-righteous douchebag is self-righteous

do you know the meaning of irony? it is spamming a message board to get rid of trolls.

you are in idiot. good day, sir.

FUCK YOU ALL. I AGREE, LETS SPAM THE HELL OUT OF IT, AND TALK ABOUT STUPID SHIT ALL THE TIME UNTILL THEY KICK YOUR SORRY ASSES OFF OF MY WEB SITE. WE DON’T NEED STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS LIKE YOU HANGING OUT, AND POSTING DUMB SHIT THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL. I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE 110% MOTHER FUCKER. LETS DO IT, LETS SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SITE SO WE CAN SHOW EM WHO’S BOSS. HEY, FUCK YOU YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH. IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY TROLLING YOU CAN KISS MY FUCKING ASS. WE THE PEOPLE WILL TROLL ALL WE WANT TO TROLL, AND THERE AIN’T A DAMN THING YOU HATERS CAN OR WILL DO ABOUT IT. SO GO TAKE A BIG DICK IN YOUR ASS AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT YOU DUMB PRICK.

AYO I WOULD KICK RICKY HATTONS ASS TOO ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

THAT SHIT AINT EVEN IMPRESSIVE SON.

STEP YA GAME UP MANNY PACQUIAO!

YALL KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN???

I used to be able to read the comments section of this website for some insite on the videos and stories posted, now it is a complete waste of space.
You guys and gals at CP should really have a moderator for the comments section and keep it at least on topic.

I used to be able to read the comments section of this website for some insite on the videos and stories posted, now it is a complete waste of space.
You guys and gals at CP should really have a moderator for the comments section and keep it at least on topic.

We used to be able to read the comments section of this website for some insite on the videos and stories posted, now it is a complete waste of space.
You guys and gals at CP should really have a moderator for the comments section and keep it at least on topic.

I will spam this place until CP decides to take some action against the idiots who ruin this website. (The trolls who abuse the comment section.) Everyone abuse the comment section until CP decides to actively moderate or put in a system that prevents such trolling. Do it.
I used to be able to read the comments section of this website for some insite on the videos and stories posted, now it is a complete waste of space.
You guys and gals at CP should really have a moderator for the comments section and keep it at least on topic.

One used to be able to read the comments section of this website for some insite on the videos and stories posted, now it is a complete waste of space.
You guys and gals at CP should really have a moderator for the comments section and keep it at least on topic.

You used to be able to read the comments section of this website for some insite on the videos and stories posted, now it is a complete waste of space.
You guys and gals at CP should really have a moderator for the comments section and keep it at least on topic.

We used to be able to read the comments section of this website for some insite on the videos and stories posted, now it is a complete waste of space.
You guys and gals at CP should really have a moderator for the comments section and keep it at least on topic

ifew used to be able to read the comments section of this website for some insite on the videos and stories posted, now it is a complete waste of space.
You guys and gals at CP should really have a moderator for the comments section and keep it at least on topic./

“I used to be able to read the comments section of this website for some insite on the videos and stories posted, now it is a complete waste of space.
You guys and gals at CP should really have a moderator for the comments section and keep it at least on topic.”

I agree. CP needs to change things to prevent mentally ill individuals from abusing the website for their perverted entertainment.

I used to be able to read the comments section of this website for some insite on the videos and stories posted, now it is a complete waste of space.
You guys and gals at CP should really have a moderator for the comments section and keep it at least on topic.

YES, I SUPPORT THAT.

^No.

Does anyone else get annoyed when Cagepotato posts fight results on the main page, or even in the headline sometimes? I suggest putting all fight results after the jump. Any supporters?

during the announcing bas said he triangle choked some dude at randlemans wedding where was that picture?

@THE TRUTH
FUCK YOU STUPID GOON AND YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT. I AM THE KING OF CAGE POTATO AND I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT INCLUDING POSTING ‘FIRST’ COMMENTS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT KINGS DO, THEY MARK THEIR TERRITORY. SO WHAT I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING JOB, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. I LIVE IN MY MOM’S BASEMENT AND SHE PAYS FOR MY SHIT, LIFE IS GOOD BITCH. WHAT ABOUT YOU MOTHERFUCKER? YOU WORK DEAD END JOB AND GET NOWHERE. AT LEAST I ENJOY MYSELF. I DON’T NEED A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND EITHER, BECAUSE I AM GAY AND I LOVE THE COCK. SO FUCK YOU STUPID FUCK, COME BACK WHEN YOU CAN CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING USEFULL, ASSHOLE!

FIRST!

Why do you let this CLOWN caps lock hal post?

Shit makes me sick, waste of f’in time coming to this site.

PS- Any person who sits and hits refresh just to post a “first” comment, SUCKS AT LIFE. And should get a job, or a girlfriend, or wait…BOTH. You losers should smack yourself in the nuts once, just to ensure you don’t have any offspring (Idiocracy at its finest!!!)

thats the beaty of japanese fights if a couple fights suck it doesn’t matter beacause they actually show the whole fight card and theres like 8 other fights.

I stayed up till 4 in the morning to see a guy get kneed in the cock & sack a shit load of times. Thank god the Kanehara fight made up for it even though Chan Sung Jung should have won.

And a “way to go” for Maximo Blanco for throwing away a victory by punt kicking his opponents head.

@ DBIGGLES, YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT YOU PUNK. YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT BJJ IS THE BEST. ASK MATT HUGHES AND ROYCE GRACIE ABOUT THEIR FIGHT. THAT BJJ BULLSHIT DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. IT WAS NOWHERE CLOSE TO SAVING ROYCE’S ASS FROM MATT’S WRESTLING, AND GNP. WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING THINKING YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU SAY TALK IS CHEAP, I SAY BJJ IS EVEN CHEAPER. GONNA BE PRETTY HARD TO GRAB SOMEONES ARM OR LEG WITHOUT A HEAD ON YOUR SQUARE SHOULDERS DON’T YOU THINK. I’LL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF YOU DUMB FUCKING GOON. YOU CAN CONTACT ME AT http://WWW.I‘LLRIPYOURFUCKINGHEADOFFANDSHITDOWNYOURNECK.COM. YOUR A BJJ CHUMP. YOUR MAKING ME LAUGH HERE WITH ALL YOUR STUPID FUCKING BJJ TALK. JUST WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF I DID SHOW UP, AND SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD. I’LL DONKEY KONG YOUR STUPID BJJ ASS. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHER FUCKER, AND GET BACK TO ALL YOUR LITTLE HULKAMANIACS IN YOUR PIDDLY ASS BJJ SCHOOL. YOUR WASTING MY FUCKING TIME YOU LITTLE PUNK.

I thought the guy in yellow shorts def lost. but the judges gave it to him anyway. I was shocked. Afterward the guy was just laying there holding his face. like wtf just happened.

Sengoku’s a joke and so is caps lock hal

I GOT THIS ONE MOTHER FUCKERS. I’M FIRST BITCHES………….