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Set Your DVR: Brock Lesnar to Appear on Wednesday’s Sportscenter


(This may be your best chance yet to hear the phrase ‘pencil-necked geek’ said aloud on ESPN.)

Change of plans, Potato Nation.  Remember that press conference this week where Dana White said Brock Lesnar would be in attendance to fill us in on his health status and future fighting prospects?  Yeah, that’s not happening anymore.  Instead he’ll be appearing on Wednesday’s edition of "Sportscenter" on ESPN, where he’ll probably do the bare minimum in terms of answering questions while also making it very clear that this was not his idea.  Lesnar’s scheduled to appear at 11 am EST, but if we’ve learned anything by sitting around in hotel rooms and watching ESPN in a constant loop, it’s that you’ll probably be able to catch it throughout the day, just like you’ll probably be really sick of all the clever one-liners about last night’s NBA games by noon. 

The real question is, will Brock actually tell us something worth hearing in this interview?  Or is he going to continue to act like his condition is a state secret that must not be discussed?

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ReX13- January 20, 2010 at 10:39 am
agentsmith>> that's not very nice to say. i'm sure that B&B shower frequently and smell just fine.
agentsmith- January 20, 2010 at 10:03 am
@ ReX13:
Yeah, no problem. You see folks, Ben & Ben aren't omniscient... they don't know your address unless you tell them.
Kimbos Bread- January 20, 2010 at 7:21 am
@ agentsmith

"Well they used to give out t-shirts for it. I have three of them."

*Hangs head in shame*

Lord, why hast thou forsaken me?
ReX13- January 20, 2010 at 6:29 am
Wait, you actually **received** these t-shirts????

agentsmith- January 20, 2010 at 5:52 am
Well they used to give out t-shirts for it. I have three of them.
ReX13- January 20, 2010 at 5:37 am
agentsmith>>
Damn it dude, if this website gave out prizes for funny comments, i bet you'd have a load of 'em.
Sunburned- January 20, 2010 at 12:06 am
Yes. Sick of Lesnar coverage in the media.
He is not what i believe heavyweight mma is about.

Think Rutten, Nog, etc.

(Hint): Submissions, well rounded.



Scott_Whitt- January 19, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Wow, Suburned is whining about the MMA media covering him. I can understand why you are upset, Brock is only the heavyweight champ in the biggest MMA company in the FUCKING WORLD you moron. When you are the champ and you catch a disease that could possibly end your career, it is kind of a big deal. I know you cannot relate since you caught Hep C from the fry machine you operate at the carnival. Word of advise, go and buy an extra Shane Carwin poster and half it laminated that way when you splooge on it this weekend it won't get ruined. Plus you can have a trophy of his face since Brock will give him forced reconstructive surgery at the end of the year.
Sunburned- January 19, 2010 at 10:44 pm
So sick of the mma media talking about this guy already.

He excels at wrestling, he should go do that. Make him the best wrestler in the world, evah! Abu Dhabi maybe.. (Oh shit! .. UFC!!!). 10 percent sell out already (UFC).

Or.

It's like putting Toney in mma, some things just don't fit.
K-1 is where it's going to be at, (for guys like Toney/Lestnar etc). They will find out very quickly (and get paid well), for learning what ranks they belong in.

MMA is not the place for the athletes i mentioned earlier, these are older guys with master level diplomas in their own vocations, (if you get my drift).

- my two cents on this.
mma samurai- January 19, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Here's hoping he'll be informing us of his retirement from fighting and a life of doucebaggery. Then lets get this interim championship fiasco out of the way (again) and finally have an undisputed heavyweight champ that will last. I'm so tired of there being a champ and an interim champ and a number one contender and a back up number one contender and then the fat camera guy who was eating a donut that they put gloves on and some shorts to fight when they ran out of anyone else.....lets just get rid of Lesnar once and for all, get a definite champ and move on with the world for the love of God!!!!
intercept440- January 19, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Listen doc , i can honestly say i dont know how that horse semen ended up in my rectum, your dna analysis must have been contaminated.....

But yea go ahead and fix my colon anyways i got cows to fu....i mean milk back on the farm...oh yeah and im gonna train some more to
Kimbos Bread- January 19, 2010 at 6:08 pm
That's a hell of a titfuck right there.
ChuckLiddellsMohawk- January 19, 2010 at 4:09 pm
lmao that picture is just priceless... a cock in titties muahahhaa
Smitty- January 19, 2010 at 3:51 pm
No one cares why your tummy was hurting Brock.......
831 Son- January 19, 2010 at 3:20 pm
I, unlike most people on here will watch this just because I can almost guarantee one of the ESPN reporters is going to piss him off with some dumb question.

The cock jokes, annoying and stupid. But now you guys actually have reason to joke about it because it actually resembles a dick. Play on suckas.
jimjam- January 19, 2010 at 3:15 pm
He's given that Penis a really good titty bang
UFC fan- January 19, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Brock likes a good stiff cock between his manboobs, does that make him gay? naaaaaaaaa. come on.


I agree with thefactor, this douchetard has NOTHING to say that I care about, I am just hoping he is done, I am tired of this fake champ, he is garbage.
Stash- January 19, 2010 at 2:27 pm
There are so different kinds of knives why did he have to choose one that looked like a dick?
KTFOd- January 19, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Check out Brock's Deathclutch site.

He must be announcing his return.
agentsmith- January 19, 2010 at 2:22 pm
"I don't like diverticulitis. Write that down in your little notebook."
El Famous Burrito- January 19, 2010 at 2:12 pm
"...they openly tell you that they have herpies."

Well, that is the classy thing to do.

You listening Jake Shields and Brazil?
TheFactor- January 19, 2010 at 1:58 pm
@scartissue ... LOL

I never noticed how that made his gay tat look ... holy shit that is funny !

Guaranteed he regrets that choice.
TheFactor- January 19, 2010 at 1:55 pm
I for one will NOT be watching him or setting my DVR ... becuase there is nothing he could say that I care about.

It's that simple.

(Looking forward to the day when a true honourable heavyweight wears the belt.)

ScarTissue- January 19, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Brock, hey little buddy. I know you don't want to hear more penis tattoo jokes, but maybe you shouldn't cross your arms that way.
GEE-yuh-TEEN- January 19, 2010 at 1:38 pm
@TheFactor Best analysis on Cock Lesnar so far.

The rodent bite marks on the inside of his intestines were so bad that the doctors had no choice to delay treatment of 'penisonchestitis' to remove the ravaged intestinal tract.
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