(This may be your best chance yet to hear the phrase ‘pencil-necked geek’ said aloud on ESPN.)
Change of plans, Potato Nation. Remember that press conference this week where Dana White said Brock Lesnar would be in attendance to fill us in on his health status and future fighting prospects? Yeah, that’s not happening anymore. Instead he’ll be appearing on Wednesday’s edition of "Sportscenter" on ESPN, where he’ll probably do the bare minimum in terms of answering questions while also making it very clear that this was not his idea. Lesnar’s scheduled to appear at 11 am EST, but if we’ve learned anything by sitting around in hotel rooms and watching ESPN in a constant loop, it’s that you’ll probably be able to catch it throughout the day, just like you’ll probably be really sick of all the clever one-liners about last night’s NBA games by noon.
The real question is, will Brock actually tell us something worth hearing in this interview? Or is he going to continue to act like his condition is a state secret that must not be discussed?
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commentsYeah, no problem. You see folks, Ben & Ben aren't omniscient... they don't know your address unless you tell them.
"Well they used to give out t-shirts for it. I have three of them."
*Hangs head in shame*
Lord, why hast thou forsaken me?
Damn it dude, if this website gave out prizes for funny comments, i bet you'd have a load of 'em.
He is not what i believe heavyweight mma is about.
Think Rutten, Nog, etc.
(Hint): Submissions, well rounded.
He excels at wrestling, he should go do that. Make him the best wrestler in the world, evah! Abu Dhabi maybe.. (Oh shit! .. UFC!!!). 10 percent sell out already (UFC).
Or.
It's like putting Toney in mma, some things just don't fit.
K-1 is where it's going to be at, (for guys like Toney/Lestnar etc). They will find out very quickly (and get paid well), for learning what ranks they belong in.
MMA is not the place for the athletes i mentioned earlier, these are older guys with master level diplomas in their own vocations, (if you get my drift).
- my two cents on this.
But yea go ahead and fix my colon anyways i got cows to fu....i mean milk back on the farm...oh yeah and im gonna train some more to
The cock jokes, annoying and stupid. But now you guys actually have reason to joke about it because it actually resembles a dick. Play on suckas.
I agree with thefactor, this douchetard has NOTHING to say that I care about, I am just hoping he is done, I am tired of this fake champ, he is garbage.
He must be announcing his return.
Well, that is the classy thing to do.
You listening Jake Shields and Brazil?
I never noticed how that made his gay tat look ... holy shit that is funny !
Guaranteed he regrets that choice.
It's that simple.
(Looking forward to the day when a true honourable heavyweight wears the belt.)
The rodent bite marks on the inside of his intestines were so bad that the doctors had no choice to delay treatment of 'penisonchestitis' to remove the ravaged intestinal tract.
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