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‘Settle Your Grudge’ Blows…

…and now we have video proof. Our favorite parts?

1) “You ripped it up lookin’ for guns, well, I got ‘em. And I’m gonna beat you with ‘em.”
2) The theme song (0:45-1:13), which makes “Jesus Didn’t Tap” sound like The Low End Theory. “The grudge is some guy, who just wouldn’t quit / A heated argument, over some buullll / such.”
3) Officer Carter’s compulsive finger-counting.
4) “They have a gruuzh, they wanna settle.”

In related news, it was announced last week that Tito Ortiz‘s grudge-settling show, Anytown Beatdown, will be produced for the G4 cable network.

Previously: The Strange, Sad Case of ‘Called Out’ (a.k.a. ‘Settle Your Grudge’) (a.k.a. ‘Fight It Out’)

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MKXii- April 9, 2008 at 2:27 pm
He parked around 12 inches away from the curb, he fails.
MMA Extreme- April 7, 2008 at 7:57 pm
subconscience- April 3, 2008 at 11:58 pm
I think it is a grand idea. There are still rules which is better than fighting on the streets. They get some training which will make them respect what athletes have to endure, no smokin’ drinking, etc.. Our society are raising whimps who blame others for each others mistakes, getting lawyers involved w/ stupid lawsuits & such. Our kids can’t even play dodgeball because whimpy parents are suing. That to me is a downfall to our society. We have pent up tension & it’s time to vent. I think we will respect each other much more w/ a good old fashioned whoop ass. That being said,
“let’s get it on!”
mmacoach- March 31, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Oh yeah, and Johnny, how is bad press good press? I think you meant any press is good press. Whether there are 50 negative comments or 1, it still amounts to only true MMA fans (and only those who visit this site) will see the ad; and now any chance of them watching the show in the first place is thrown out the window. A new low in MMA on t.v., let's all bow our heads and have a moment of silence.
mmacoach- March 31, 2008 at 4:35 pm
The Gracies have always just been about the $$$. You can roll with Royce for $50 when he comes to a town near you. It is true. However, if he goes to Iowa, he would roll with Hughes for free... wait he almost got his arm broken, scratch that.
Damian- March 31, 2008 at 6:17 am
A: This guys argument looks real legit while holding a beer and babbling in a bar!
B: The Cop answering the door is so fake, try to make it look like you werent already approached for the show atleast
C: The Gracie's technically arent the the pioneers of MMA. They were the people that made it a necessity to learn atleast some basic jiu jitsu to get by in a fight but the people like pat miletich and others who actually incorporated it all into one are really the pioneers.
D: This punk deserves to die by having his ass beaten by 10 cops. Who cares if his car got torn up by a cop who knew he was probably doing something wrong!
Johnny- March 31, 2008 at 5:28 am
"You don’t know me and I don’t know you" but bad Press is good press.... though your response is negative we do appreciate your responses. Thank You
sirch6002- March 31, 2008 at 1:28 am
this is the kinda show that gives dana white hope that he still has time to get the UFC on a national tv network....
tim sylvia's pussy- March 31, 2008 at 12:52 am
christ was that song awful
Settle Your Grudge...Uber Gay- March 31, 2008 at 12:23 am
Wow...thats is all I have to say about what I just say...I just lost 3 minutes and 14 seconds of my life that I will never get back watching the dumbest uber gayest show to be...God I hope it never makes it to TV or even cable TV
Aryan- March 30, 2008 at 10:27 pm
damn u where'nt kiddin this does suck
hugh's sphincter- March 30, 2008 at 7:36 pm
"This CUNNNt won't stand a chance."

Hahah. I know it's "con" but it should have been the C-flap.
Bundy- March 30, 2008 at 7:14 pm
They don't seem like real people to me. They seem to be really bad actors. Fuck this show!
tim sylvia's pussy- March 30, 2008 at 6:45 pm
hahaha that was so cheesy
Kimbo's Lice- March 30, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Dude, you forgot the best line of the song:

"You don't know me and I don't know you, but there's a grudge between us, so what you wanna do?"

Morons, the people with the grudges *do* know each other. How do you think the grudges started in the first place??
dudeman- March 30, 2008 at 6:33 pm
wow that was the absolute worst song i've ever heard in my entire life. The Gracie family should not get caught up in a show like this.