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Seven Days From Now, Bruce Buffer Will Be Crawling Through Your Television Set

The inaugural UFC on Fox event goes down in less than a week, and to get us amped for the big night, someone out there in them internets whipped up this gem of a video, featuring a mash up of the 2002 remake of The Ring with the greatness that is Bruce Buffer. A man already responsible for showing the world such moves as The Buffer 360 and The Buffer Two-Step, Bruce hasn’t had a challenge to keep him busy lately, and though we would have preferred to hear him introduce some of the undercard fights in Spanish, it seems he’s decided that haunting little children was next in line. And now that you’ve all officially joined The Buffer Hitlist, may we suggest you start bidding your close friends and relatives adieu, because when Bruce strikes, “It’s faster than fuckin’ shit.”

-Danga 

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yuntian- November 13, 2011 at 6:17 pm
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The Highest Primate- November 9, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Sorry Xeno I should apologise for my rant, I read it back and that was harsh of me.. You've never said anything about me so that makes it a dickish move on my part. My apologies.
If you want to shit on an announcer though you should aim for Jimmy lennon Jr.. now there is a crappy announcer.. Buffer is the best ring announcer of the bunch, I realise there is not much quality competition but damn he actually amps you up!
Wasnt MacArthur's quote "I shall return!" when he fled the Phillipines for Australia? or is there another quote? I dislike that motherfucker immensely because he indirectly contributed (with our General Blamey) to the deaths of hundreds of Australian soldiers with poor planning, arrogance and impatience.
XENOPHON- November 9, 2011 at 6:20 am
@SnackDaddy
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LOL ... what did MacArthur say, something about returning after his wounds healed. I'll shake and check and see if any sand is falling out the vag.
SnackDaddy- November 9, 2011 at 2:11 am
There coming for you, Xeno, there coming for you....
XENOPHON- November 8, 2011 at 11:27 pm
@The Highest Primate
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How about someone just hire a announcer from inside MMA....not a throw-back of Don King. Debbie Downer, is fine. It's nice to see all the Usual Suspects glomb onto each other...hope your all Hand-to-Hand with smiles.
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Just like Danga wrote: And now that you’ve all officially joined The Buffer Hitlist, may we suggest you start bidding your close friends and relatives adieu, because when Bruce strikes, “It’s faster than fuckin’ shit.”

wow...Buffer and the UFC. If you think what I write is boring, go back and read this article.
noname- November 8, 2011 at 8:13 pm
Someone should just post the Buffer BTS with out all the other bullshit interrupting him.
Todd M- November 8, 2011 at 8:11 pm
ROFL, Debbie Downer, sorry XENO I love ya but that was hilarious.
The Highest Primate- November 8, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Fuck me dead you're a bore to read XENO, evey comment is just some negative shit with you looking down on people. I bet you must be the life of the party.. Actually talking to you must be like pulling teeth.
XENOPHON aka Debbie Downer aka Negative Nancy aka Self Righteous Fuckwad.
By the way what the fuck do you want Buffer to wear? A bikie jacket? fatigues? geez what a douchbag.
KarmaAteMyCum- November 8, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Danga does eat dick, my dick... lots of it!! But I actually eat his tiny dick a whole hell of a lot more.
itsgalf- November 8, 2011 at 4:45 pm
oh hi Naomi Watts
myklhoey- November 8, 2011 at 2:27 pm
LOL that was funny,
XENOPHON- November 8, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Buffer is just another fag...same as his brother with the his fay ass shark-skinned suits.
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When did MMA people ever start wearing suits and ties? Talk about the thinning of the sport. The UFC is like the days of prohibition, sell them water and rubbing alcohol, instead of whiskey.
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How long will it be before Drano-Kills secures the UFC contract as the first official waxer?
fatbellyfrank- November 8, 2011 at 2:04 pm
The Buffster is king, love watching him with Dan Hardy
and "Its faster than fucken shit" dont mind If I use that one do ya danga?
PS I love your articles
skeletor- November 8, 2011 at 2:01 pm
Buffer is the man!
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Danga can eat a dick
Bolas Locas- November 8, 2011 at 1:43 pm
my hero
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