regret gifs
15 Moments of Instant Regret [GIFs]

The Seven Most Insanely Dangerous Combat Sports Ever Invented

X-ARM

When you compete in this bastardized permutation of arm wrestling, you’re not just risking life and limb — your integrity, social status, and pride are at risk as well. On one hand, X-ARM was inevitable since we have virtually exhausted all ideas for new sports. On the other hand, what the f*ck? It’s like Over the Top meets a hockey fight meets the knife fight in Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” video. I’d love to hear how Greg Jackson would approach this tactical minefield of a sport.

Art Davie proudly proclaims that X-ARM is “a combination of mixed martial arts and mayhem,” an equation which would preferably yield Jason Miller. How can a man involved in masterminding and pioneering the UFC later conceive of extreme arm-wrestling as a feasible combat sport? The only plausible explanation is that somewhere between 1993 and 2008, Davie went back to college and became a massive pothead. Though, even most stoners would realize the morning after the night before that they were clutching at straws with this one.

< previous pagenext page >

Cagepotato Comments

Showing 1-25 of comments

comments
Sort by : Show hidden comments
kintverbal- September 1, 2012 at 8:33 am
"Though Man vs. Animal contests have largely become a thing of humanity’s dirtier past, bullfighting remains deeply ingrained within the cultural fabric of Spanish society. An annual event that illustrates an even lower regard for human life is the Pamplona “Running of the Bulls,” which draws hundreds upon thousands of foolhardy participants — and has resulted in 16 fatalities since 1910, most recently a 31-year old American named Aleks Merilo."

Well if Americans are killed, it can't be completely useless, right? Just kidding. But really, 16 people dead since 1910? That's less than a US high school shooting...
kintverbal- September 1, 2012 at 8:28 am
Dog Brothers... that's one of those things which make you weaker. How? Don't you get tough from those fights? No. You get injured and slowly lower your ability to fight. Sure, if you are good, you will lose less than your opponents, but versus the rest of the world, you all lose. It's like saying Russian roulette makes you stronger. It doesn't.
dog howir- October 27, 2011 at 11:58 am
So don't just sit in front of your cage. COME FIGHT WITH US. For more info go to www.DogBrothers dot com. Tell 'm Dog Howie sent you if u want.
deco08- October 5, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Hey what about Rio Heroes?? That was absolutely brutal. Like some of the bove plus mix gender fights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdTYkjCzbEQ&feature=related
RSparrow- October 4, 2011 at 10:12 pm
Felony fights is pretty fuckin crazy too... a dude will be knocked out cold and a guy will jump directly on his unconscious head with his knees for like 45 seconds afterwords. There's also a dude named straight jacket who will bite the fuck out of your face. What's wrong with us? At least I know I got some homies out there into the same shit, some of by buddies are like what the fuck Sparrow? Pussies.. nothings better. (Well there's a couple things) Anyone see 8 girls 1 cup? Way better.
skeletor- October 4, 2011 at 8:01 pm
@Noizy - Irish gypsy's do not follow your logic.
noizy- October 4, 2011 at 7:19 pm
On a purely factual note, boxing with gloves is more dangerous than bare knuckle boxing. The reason being taht hitting someone's face with your first will break your hand; so people tend to hit the body in bare-knuckle drawls. With gloves you can just pummel someone to death.
Bighouse- October 4, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Did I see a "Showtime" batton swing in that stick fighting video?
CheechFace- October 4, 2011 at 2:08 pm
CrushCo and skeletor.
Nice one guys, thought it wasn't released yet. That's Wednesday night sorted.
GistoftheFist- October 4, 2011 at 9:37 am
If you send this article to Cracked.com, you might get paid $50 for it.
jimbonics- October 4, 2011 at 9:28 am
This.. is.. my.. BOOMSTICK!
skeletor- October 4, 2011 at 8:47 am
www.1clickwatch.com/knuckle-2011-watch-online-stream-movies/
-
I was able to stream it here without download. It only lets you watch the first 72 minutes of the documentary until it asks you to sign up for the premium package. Or after the first 72 minutes you wait 60 minutes and don't have to sign up and then you can watch the remainder of the film. The total run time is just over 90 minutes.
RearNakedSpoon- October 4, 2011 at 8:44 am
Ok I was shocked at shock fighting, then when the video ends the next video on youtube's list is "breast feeding at 8..."
Too much shock!!!
MMAposeur- October 4, 2011 at 8:31 am
@humperdinkal - Also didn't see the end of first year spanish did you...? fyi - jai alai, if you want to pretend to know something about something, you should probably be able to spell it.
CrushCo- October 4, 2011 at 8:28 am
@CheechFace: I've "Saved" it on Netflix, which said that it's not currently out on DVD. Though I thought I saw somewhere that it was out Sept. 5th.
CheechFace- October 4, 2011 at 8:23 am
skeletor
Where did you get to see Knuckle? I thought it wasn't out yet. I'm from Ireland and I recognise a few of the faces in the trailer.
Looking forward to seeing it.
El Famous Burrito- October 4, 2011 at 8:22 am
No Road Rash?
humperdinkal- October 4, 2011 at 8:16 am
oops, sorry, didn't see the title "Combat sportss" My bad
humperdinkal- October 4, 2011 at 8:10 am
What about HighLie?
FightZen- October 4, 2011 at 7:56 am
Strangely, the related video on the Shock fight vid was "Breastfeeding... at 8". It's inspired me to start my own fight league where large breasted women attach flame throwers to their boobs to fight off hordes of milk hungry tweens. I think I'll call it "Fire Bags".
Fried Taco- October 4, 2011 at 7:53 am
I thought I had rented Knuckle, only to find out it was MooseKnuckle instead. Not bad if you're into that sort of thing.
NomadRip- October 4, 2011 at 7:46 am
Going to go watch Knuckle shortly.
Todd M- October 4, 2011 at 7:29 am
@ Skeletor, Sweet I hadn't heard about it till now, I'm going to check that out, looks bad ass.
DangadaDang- October 4, 2011 at 7:28 am
Any man who mentions "Over the Top" is a friend of mine. Excellent article.
ByrneDout- October 4, 2011 at 7:25 am
I remember once watching a mma style fight with more then one opponent like three people in the cage all at once does anyone remember that and/or have a link? I was hoping it would be on the list.
CagePotatoMMA