Pauly wouldn't give her the time of day because her name isn't Lisa.

Butter face

After reading all the hate, I checked out here website. Here is what I found.

"Rewind to summer circa 2009; one of the 100 times I was in Vegas, drinking and staying at a gorgeous 5-star hotel for no reason other than to live life outside the confines of rules. "

Are you f*cking kidding me? This broad is dumber than a box full of rubber dicks!

I think there's some sort of mitigating factor when mountains are involved--Colorado is indeed the fittest state in the Union, and Arizona had more fine ass than you could shake your stick at.

lol @ justscrappin...that is so true...I was at the beach over the weekend here in the 904 and there was this huge bitch, probably 325, wearing a bikini...it was nasty...I couldnt keep my eyes off the jail bate around me so I was good

Colorado is the fittest state in the nation I believe.

dear Rex Colorado would disagree but Indiana would most certainly agree.....RUN! its a paradox!

Nice Rex....I think that equation has to do with the fact that most women that will attend a beach...USUALLY ( and I emphasize this because for every girl that realizes she can pull off a bikini at a beach...there seems to be 3 swamp cows or mud rhinoceroses that also think they can pull it off...but can't.) because they are confident enough in their looks to be almost naked in front of other people.

I wonder who her ghostwriter is... There is no way she writes her own blogs...


OtHer WyZe HeR sEnTeNsEz WoOd LoOk LyKe DiZ xoxo ;)

She may have a nice rack by why does she take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off her face

Justscrappin>> Nice playa--enjoy that vacation. I'll be doing that myself next week, for seven days in a state with a goddamn coastline, which is where you want to be.

Hear me, Potato Nation: the further you go in land from the coast, the average attractiveness of the female population drops off.

Two things that need to happen...a gif that is a split screen of some movie or show that has a scene where a bunch of orphans are about to get tucked in and read a bed time story....but on the other side is Shields about ready to start a round...and then montaging into him laying on everyone while the kids start to dose off to the land of make believe.
Then....you need to get a Sasha Grey gang bang scene...but put this Hunter bitch's face on Sasha's body...while the background narration is from some sort of chick flick with the women complaining about men.
2dadeath...We have really established the fact that we love to beat a fucking joke into the ground...we did it with Lytle and now Shields...we are just as cheap of a whores with our humor as this Hunter bitch is with her abyss of decay.
I remember just yesterday we were busting each other's balls...and now we are walkin the hoe stroll of comedy together. El famoso....circa norte....muy entertaining as always.
Rex...always raising morale....how's it hangin playa?
FBF....yeah I would too.....I'm such a f'n sucker for t and a....that once I actually "clear my mind" and have that moment of clarity.....I realize that most of the skanks I would talk to when I go out have no other redeeming quality then their jugs and booty...and that I have horribly low standards in the face and personality department if they have a rack and a backyard.
I am about to take friday, monday and tuesday off from work...I'm about to go into a 5day vaca/weekend bitches.....I'm soaring like an eagle CP Army.

coool buuuuuuuddy!

REX

Agreed! Funny Rex-Good, New source Rex (unless getting paid)-useless as a website for this batch!

Wow, this female has a lot on her mind. Her blog, boy I tell ya. All she needs is some good ol' PR to get her the exposure she needs. How bout we help this angel out with some ideas? Like a subheadline for the site. How's about:

Chasing Hunter Jones: Why don't you cuddle with me after we make love? :'(
Chasing Hunter Jones: Yeah, I might sleep around but that doesn't make me a slut... that makes you a douchebag.
Chasing Hunter Jones: Cosmopolitan columnist-in-training.
Chasing Hunter Jones: President of the N'Sync > Backstreet Boys sticker club.
Chasing Hunter Jones: So cool she hangs out with Pauly Shore.

Yep, no sound.

I don't even know what the dark-haired chick with the scissors on the Break video on the right side of the page is talkign about, but it seems more interesting than Ms. I'm Too Good For Pauly Shore.

As if, lady. That's The Weasel you're talking about.

Stak>> Well, chick says that Matt Hughes is a douche in person, so i dig that.

***

I like Bonnar (i think most people do), but who does he fight next? Where does he go from here?

To me, a gatekeeper is the guy that hangs around between #3-#5 in the rankings, that serves as a litmus test for someone's worthiness to challenge for a title.

Bonnar is more like a carnie that says, "You must be this tall to ride the UFC."

The pose is gold. I watched in amazement when he beat Soszynski how some of my friends who were watching(who have never seen Bonnar) faces lit up like a christmas tree when he posed for the camera. That Bonnar v. Nickels(Thomas Denny look a like) was on last night, he needs to stick with that pose moving forward...that's your marketing right there, exciting fighter win or lose with some panache.

For this Hunter Jones broad, I am from Canada, we(I) have a saying for tits like hers, "Like birds in the Fall" basically it has to do with the birds here flying south east and south west before the winter, much like this girls tits when the bra comes off.
I am not an internet socialite, but I thought Myspace and Facebook were for sluts to tell their dirty stories and post pictures of themselves....why does she have her own website for that?

Q:Why does Hunter's boyfriend have two black eyes?
A:Hunter was on top last night.

Ditto, I can screw around on CP all day and nobody cares, but no sound.

Yeah, ReX, preferrably with a pirate accent.

BTW, I can never listen to these things at work. I rely on people like Rex to clue me in to what's on them.

This yach totally has a wizard's sleeve.

REX

From the sounds of it you could possibly be the only one on this post who listened in. Get with the program and either talk about tubesock or Stephan "i got more poses than wins" Bonner.

Butterface.

Wow a lot of hate for Bonnar considering he brought the UFC to where it is today, and as someone else said he does that after most of his fights, watch Bonnar v Nickels. The pose is awesome and you can't say it doesn't fit his nickname, its fucking gold.

Piratey talk and Jake Shields jokes....is this what you wanted, Ben?

It helps pass the time, Rex.

I felt you guys were just being run of the mill Misogynists but then I read her Pauly Shore Story. This is the comment I left.

Not really funny, I'm confused. Were you just wearing glitter and bikini bottoms? Were you then surprised someone hit on you? Why do you act like he kidnapped you when you were voluntarily hanging out? Why wouldn't you just leave? Are you Dike? Why aren't you funnier then, like Ellen?


I think the comment may get moderated shortly. Her shit isn't funny I could take the rest if it were funny but it's just not. Fuck her. No one is gonna moderate this shit.

Hunter Jones is so easy....

Jake Shields didn't even have to use his single-leg takedown.

Actually....

i think the Shields meme is now official.


And yeah, i'm amused.

shes a fackin assclown

Jake Shields is so boring...

Hunter Jones dated him for a month last year and never mentioned it on her website.

That bird can wash her vagina with those saggy tits.
Busted ass face too... why would I ever want to hear her talk about MMA or anything else for that matter

FYI
anybody who wants to sleep with a girl like that, simply ask her to explain the meaning of her arm tat, fake interest, make a few comments of how so many other girls you see have meaningless tats and you love originality....

thank me later and after that don't come to me for advice about why it feels like you are pissing glass shards or what that itch is down there.

This chick's website reminds me of something Katt Williams once said:

"If you're over 25 years old and still talking about nigga's ain't shit, you need to take some God damn responsibility, bitch. What you mean to say is the nigga's you fuck with ain't shit!"

Arrrrr, ye best beware, the bones of many a man have laid to rest in thar cursed waters.

@ Almost Norte


Aye, matey. Ye could run that wench up the mizzen mast, catch The Easterlies in her well-worn peghole, and be halfway around The Cape O' Good Hope before passin' out on account o' the smell.


Arrr.

p.s in most of her pictures her face looks busted anyhow

@El Hilarious Breakfast Burrito

Are you calling her a smelly pirate hooker?

Ok, just finished the podcast.

The sound quality is much worse than BumRush, but they sound like they're having fun doing it and it's pretty entertaining as a result. The guys have established personas and handles, and they bust on each other; what's not to like? i think BumRush could pick up a pointer or two from these fellas.

And how the FUCK did they get Schiavello on their last one?

Why do douchebag guys keep doing douchebag things to her?

Answer: because it works.

@Harry Nips

That's because your grandmother didn't want her couch to get gonnorhea, crabs or scurvy.

El Burrito Famoso...you crack me up. I just got done reading quite a bit of her webpage, some of the stories are interesting and I think she is one of the ones that is self conscious about herself and will probably never find her true love because she has the bar/expectations too high - though I would go out to LA to go out on a date with her and do everything on the date that she doesnt like just to get a rise out of her because I'm a douchebag like every other guy.

Halfway thru this photo shoot my Gramma came down and made me put the plastic cover back on the couch.

@ burrito - you literally just described every slut I went to high school with/slept with years later when i was bored that does exactly the same crap. In high school i felt sorry for them, but now that im a cynical bastard i just learned to play the game and move along. It's like they are shocked that by wearing a sign that says "EASY FUCK" they will somehow only attract guys that are interested in easy fucks

@fatbellyfrank

"I would still bang her like a one hinged shithouse door in a cyclone."

that quote is mark twain status...

Ironically, the name of her blog is Chasing Hunter Jones, when the "chase" is so short Phil Baroni could lap her 3 times and still have enough gas for a dozen guido fist pumps and an "I'm the best EVA!"

Yea, I reckon them bad bubba's just might hang down like ol' school razor strops if she lets go of em.
I would still bang her like a one hinged shithouse door in a cyclone.

Coincidence in all her photos she is laying flat or holding her jugs up...I think not!

Round 2:

I gave her another chance after ksgbobo said some of the stories were funny. I got through one at random from the Douche Bags tab. I figured, ripping on douche bags is a hilarious pastime that I also enjoy.

Turns out, and I know this will shock you, the girl is a shameless slut. Every story about her "Top 5 Worst Dates" is always 3 dates in, she's already slept with the guy, and is now finding out that *GASP!* these fine upstanding gentlemen are less than gentlemanly, and (this is the real shocker) they were just looking for an easy lay!

Holy shit, men are such bastards! When presented with low-hanging fruit, they went for it! Sweet Sonny Chiba, my mind is BLOWN! If only there was some common denominator between all these situations. If only...

She really like to throw around the "legends" term.

Yes, she is a bitch, but some of those stories are pretty funny - like the one about Pauly Shore.

From this twat's website, right on the home page:

"no one can ever question just how Court McGee has achieved a legendary status in the world of MMA over the last 4yrs. "

No need to go any further. Who solicited this idiot's opinion anyway?

Bonnar's pose was straight out of a video game. Loved it.

I checked out this chick's website because I've never heard of her. Its basically a bunch of stories about how guys aren't good enough for her.

Thats a shitty lookin couch

LOL @ Bonnar. He always does a creepy pose when he wins its just we dont see him win that often, its a shame.

shebang? I'll bet!!