MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Shameless Plug: Listen to BG on the Hammer Fisted Podcast. Right Now. Do It.


(This girl is on the podcast too. They kicked me off before I got a chance to talk to her. It’s probably for the best.)

Our new friends at HammerFisted.com were kind enough to invite me onto their podcast last night, where we ran down UFC 116‘s highlights and lowlights — including referee Josh Rosenthal’s performance in the Lesnar/Carwin match, Stephan Bonnar‘s weird celebratory pose, and Chris Lytle getting screwed out of bonus money. Plus, I reveal whose life I would save if I found Mike Russell and Ben Fowlkes hanging off a cliff. The answer may surprise you! After my segment, foxy writer Hunter Jones comes on to talk dating advice, douchebags, and MMA. You can listen to the whole shebang right here. Don’t forget to come back to CagePotato.com tomorrow to listen to episode three of The Bum Rush, in which Mike and I cover many of the same topics, in a nearly identical format.

(BG)

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Dick_Gozenya- July 8, 2010 at 10:20 pm
Pauly wouldn't give her the time of day because her name isn't Lisa.
noizy- July 8, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Butter face
Nintendong- July 8, 2010 at 3:42 pm
After reading all the hate, I checked out here website. Here is what I found.

"Rewind to summer circa 2009; one of the 100 times I was in Vegas, drinking and staying at a gorgeous 5-star hotel for no reason other than to live life outside the confines of rules. "

Are you f*cking kidding me? This broad is dumber than a box full of rubber dicks!
ReX13- July 8, 2010 at 1:32 pm
I think there's some sort of mitigating factor when mountains are involved--Colorado is indeed the fittest state in the Union, and Arizona had more fine ass than you could shake your stick at.

ksgbobo- July 8, 2010 at 1:14 pm
lol @ justscrappin...that is so true...I was at the beach over the weekend here in the 904 and there was this huge bitch, probably 325, wearing a bikini...it was nasty...I couldnt keep my eyes off the jail bate around me so I was good
Almost North- July 8, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Colorado is the fittest state in the nation I believe.
glassjawsh- July 8, 2010 at 1:05 pm
dear Rex Colorado would disagree but Indiana would most certainly agree.....RUN! its a paradox!
justscrappin- July 8, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Nice Rex....I think that equation has to do with the fact that most women that will attend a beach...USUALLY ( and I emphasize this because for every girl that realizes she can pull off a bikini at a beach...there seems to be 3 swamp cows or mud rhinoceroses that also think they can pull it off...but can't.) because they are confident enough in their looks to be almost naked in front of other people.
Sabado Gigante- July 8, 2010 at 12:19 pm
I wonder who her ghostwriter is... There is no way she writes her own blogs...


OtHer WyZe HeR sEnTeNsEz WoOd LoOk LyKe DiZ xoxo ;)
Viva Hate- July 8, 2010 at 12:05 pm
She may have a nice rack by why does she take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off her face
ReX13- July 8, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Justscrappin>> Nice playa--enjoy that vacation. I'll be doing that myself next week, for seven days in a state with a goddamn coastline, which is where you want to be.

Hear me, Potato Nation: the further you go in land from the coast, the average attractiveness of the female population drops off.
justscrappin- July 8, 2010 at 11:52 am
Two things that need to happen...a gif that is a split screen of some movie or show that has a scene where a bunch of orphans are about to get tucked in and read a bed time story....but on the other side is Shields about ready to start a round...and then montaging into him laying on everyone while the kids start to dose off to the land of make believe.
Then....you need to get a Sasha Grey gang bang scene...but put this Hunter bitch's face on Sasha's body...while the background narration is from some sort of chick flick with the women complaining about men.
2dadeath...We have really established the fact that we love to beat a fucking joke into the ground...we did it with Lytle and now Shields...we are just as cheap of a whores with our humor as this Hunter bitch is with her abyss of decay.
I remember just yesterday we were busting each other's balls...and now we are walkin the hoe stroll of comedy together. El famoso....circa norte....muy entertaining as always.
Rex...always raising morale....how's it hangin playa?
FBF....yeah I would too.....I'm such a f'n sucker for t and a....that once I actually "clear my mind" and have that moment of clarity.....I realize that most of the skanks I would talk to when I go out have no other redeeming quality then their jugs and booty...and that I have horribly low standards in the face and personality department if they have a rack and a backyard.
I am about to take friday, monday and tuesday off from work...I'm about to go into a 5day vaca/weekend bitches.....I'm soaring like an eagle CP Army.
cecils_pupils- July 8, 2010 at 11:35 am
coool buuuuuuuddy!
Stak40- July 8, 2010 at 11:32 am
REX

Agreed! Funny Rex-Good, New source Rex (unless getting paid)-useless as a website for this batch!
Biffmiester- July 8, 2010 at 11:25 am
Wow, this female has a lot on her mind. Her blog, boy I tell ya. All she needs is some good ol' PR to get her the exposure she needs. How bout we help this angel out with some ideas? Like a subheadline for the site. How's about:

Chasing Hunter Jones: Why don't you cuddle with me after we make love? :'(
Chasing Hunter Jones: Yeah, I might sleep around but that doesn't make me a slut... that makes you a douchebag.
Chasing Hunter Jones: Cosmopolitan columnist-in-training.
Chasing Hunter Jones: President of the N'Sync > Backstreet Boys sticker club.
Chasing Hunter Jones: So cool she hangs out with Pauly Shore.
El Famous Burrito- July 8, 2010 at 11:24 am
Yep, no sound.

I don't even know what the dark-haired chick with the scissors on the Break video on the right side of the page is talkign about, but it seems more interesting than Ms. I'm Too Good For Pauly Shore.

As if, lady. That's The Weasel you're talking about.
ReX13- July 8, 2010 at 11:23 am
Stak>> Well, chick says that Matt Hughes is a douche in person, so i dig that.

***

I like Bonnar (i think most people do), but who does he fight next? Where does he go from here?

To me, a gatekeeper is the guy that hangs around between #3-#5 in the rankings, that serves as a litmus test for someone's worthiness to challenge for a title.

Bonnar is more like a carnie that says, "You must be this tall to ride the UFC."
Get Off Me- July 8, 2010 at 11:23 am
The pose is gold. I watched in amazement when he beat Soszynski how some of my friends who were watching(who have never seen Bonnar) faces lit up like a christmas tree when he posed for the camera. That Bonnar v. Nickels(Thomas Denny look a like) was on last night, he needs to stick with that pose moving forward...that's your marketing right there, exciting fighter win or lose with some panache.

For this Hunter Jones broad, I am from Canada, we(I) have a saying for tits like hers, "Like birds in the Fall" basically it has to do with the birds here flying south east and south west before the winter, much like this girls tits when the bra comes off.
I am not an internet socialite, but I thought Myspace and Facebook were for sluts to tell their dirty stories and post pictures of themselves....why does she have her own website for that?

Q:Why does Hunter's boyfriend have two black eyes?
A:Hunter was on top last night.
Almost North- July 8, 2010 at 11:19 am
Ditto, I can screw around on CP all day and nobody cares, but no sound.
El Famous Burrito- July 8, 2010 at 11:17 am
Yeah, ReX, preferrably with a pirate accent.

BTW, I can never listen to these things at work. I rely on people like Rex to clue me in to what's on them.
2DaDeath- July 8, 2010 at 11:14 am
This yach totally has a wizard's sleeve.
Stak40- July 8, 2010 at 11:11 am
REX

From the sounds of it you could possibly be the only one on this post who listened in. Get with the program and either talk about tubesock or Stephan "i got more poses than wins" Bonner.
steampunk22- July 8, 2010 at 11:06 am
Butterface.
DangadaDang- July 8, 2010 at 10:54 am
Wow a lot of hate for Bonnar considering he brought the UFC to where it is today, and as someone else said he does that after most of his fights, watch Bonnar v Nickels. The pose is awesome and you can't say it doesn't fit his nickname, its fucking gold.
El Famous Burrito- July 8, 2010 at 10:45 am
Piratey talk and Jake Shields jokes....is this what you wanted, Ben?
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