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Shane Carwin and Roy Nelson Pass Their Random NSAC Drug Tests


(“All natural, bro. No steroids. No testosterone. I’ve never hired a nutritionist. I’ve never bought hair conditioner. I ate my dog‘s food once, but it was an accident.” Photo via MMAWeekly)

Unlike some people we know, UFC heavyweights Shane Carwin and Roy Nelson are training without the help of performance-enhancing drugs. According to Nevada State Athletic Commission Executive Director Keith Kizer (via MMAMania), Carwin and Nelson have both tested negative for steroids and diuretics, after being tapped for random testing last month.

Currently babysitting the worst Ultimate Fighter cast of all time, Carwin and Nelson are slated to face off at the surprisingly stacked TUF 16 Finale card on December 15th. Neither fighter has ever failed a drug test in their professional MMA career, though Carwin’s name was previously linked to an illegal steroids ring based in Mobile, Alabama. His manager, Jason Genet, recently gave a full explanation of how that happened, which seems reasonable enough, although the part about Carwin hanging out with Ron Waterman and ripping phone books in half is a little questionable, to say the least.

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Mr_Misanthropy- November 9, 2012 at 11:46 pm
@ Ferd Terkeau

Who's the toe head? Those drugs are legal!
Fried Taco- November 9, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Luckily neither of them has been doing any "high" altitude training in Colorado. Am I right Pee-Wee?!?
Dog Dicks Magoo- November 9, 2012 at 1:28 pm
Roy's test did test positive for high levels of Burger King.
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