Steve "The Juice" Carwin

shane "king kong" carwin.....picture that in buffers voice
shane "the freight train" carwin
shane "power shark" carwin

Does anyone else know the mystery of why Keith Jardine's name in KotC was Keith Vardel? Keith "Fart smell" Vardel?

Something like psi/per square inch or pure.sick.intensity.

shane XXl carwin or shane xl carwin..heres more...champ (probably soon).. crumble...eat my fist...iron fist...marble man...hardhat...concrete....concrete on da feet...STAND UP fall down..stand up sit down...i like this 1 shane SIT DOWN carwin
shane gravity carwin..power punch..night night...sleep tight...lethal..NAP TIME..
hard hitter..bedtime?..i like nap time better...stay down...leave u laying there...
have another...bone breakr'...backbone..mountain man..manpower..never quit...
undisputed...hand raised...refuse 2 lose...blue chip..blue collar...immaculate...
midwest marvel...big prospect...top prospect...all american..heavy load?...heavy artiliary...barbaric...gargactuaion i dont know how to spell that?...Handful... hammerfist...competitor...all out...balls out...big balls ha ha sorry..buried alive...
jarhead..jarr'd..get rocked..head daze...seein starz...early stoppage...no defense
no way out...roadblock...blockade...ten count...inneviatable...fall back..silencer..
breathtaker..bad blood...head hancho...brass...adrenaline..rock hard..demolition
fireworks....early curfew...big bone...thickboned..thickskull..numbskull...punch out
shutdown...shotdown...lockdown...shut em down..killer instinct...reaction time...
actionpack'd...backbreaker..lethal strike...star strike..hard strike..domination...
shane "lets see that again" carwin...shane "instant replay" carwin...hammer time
undertaker...#1...JUGGERNAUT....sprawl n brawl..doom strike...deadpool. deathstrike...contuscion...top floor...elavator...devestation...devestator...top line
deathgrip...grumpy..glutton cuz always hungry...Hunger...business time...
headache...guillotine...last man standing...buzzkill...done deal...royal beating...catch a beating ... beatdown...get put in place...ego crush...bullrush..
bar room brawl...the man in charge...foreman...large & in charge..deep focus..
daydream..dont blink...nightcapp...JACKED UP...earthquake...crown me.. carnivorious...frightening...the frightener. pitfall...big risk..heavy risk...crunch..

shane brake carwin

Shane "In Vain" Carwin

shane feel the pain carwin

shane bring the pain carwin

Im pretty sure his original nickname is Shane "the train of pain" Carwin.

Shane "bring the Pain" Carwin or

Shane "Brain Pain" Carwin

the engineer

shane 'dinosaur herpes' carwin
shane 'the main brain' carwin
shane 'darwin' carwin
shane 'hulkaSHania' carwin
shane 'igloo' carwin
shane 'littel buddy' carwin

SHANE "NOT THE ANIMAL PLANET GUY" CARWIN

SHANE " THE ROADBLOCK" CARWIN

SHANE " THE ROADBLOACK" CARWIN

Shane "The Pain" Carwin

Shane "Hammer Hands" Carwin

"Steam Hammer" Shane Carwin

Shane "Kinetic" Carwin

"Shaper" Shane Carwin

Shane "The Milling Machine" Carwin

Shane 'THE ENGINEER OF PAIN' Carwin!

Shane "The Fistfucking Refrigerator" Carwin

shane "tiiiiiiimmber" carwin (i win)

Shane "Big Nazi" Carwin

"The Game" Shane Carwin

over done, cut print.

shane "not starvin" carwin

Shane "Heavy" Carwin

shane "the knuckle dragger" carwin

Mandingo

"In-Shane in the Membrane" Carwin

Shane "no name" Carwin plain and simple.

shane "thats my cornbread" carwin

shane "brock without the cock" carwin

shane "you sit when you piss, bitch'' carwin

s "super nice guy'' c

"featherfist"

s "cagepotato.com" carwin (endorsement dollars well spent)

shane smash carwin

White Chocolate Carwin.

White Kong Carwin

K-Owwie Carwin or just KO

Shane "The Poodle Punter" Carwin

Shane "the crucible" Carwin

Shane "War Machine" Carwin. That name brings luck to all that hold it.

Shane "the longest nickname in all of UFC history to make up for the time lost from not having a nickname for my first few fights inside the octagon but it wasn't that long because I own fighters in the first round" Carwin

Shane "Grapenuts" Carwin
Shane "Lather Me Spencer" Carwin
Shane "Hamfisted" Carwin
Shane "Do I Look Puffy?" Carwin
Shane "The Blue Vein" Carwin

booger

chaos carwin

whoops ment carnage lol

shane CARNARGE carwin!!!!!!!!!!!!! for the win!! lol

As someone who is named Shane as well I KNOW the perfect one would be - Shane "No Im NOT fucking named after that goddamn western movie" Carwin.

Shane" I wash my shorts in Gain and rain from spain with some dude named Mcbane who Owns a Plane and drives a train " Carwin

..
Ok maybe Not.lol

I second "Mittens"

Bens, here's what we do. You guys pick five nicknames out of the article comments and put up a survey and we vote for the winning nickname. Then you guys tell Carwin (in an interview perhaps) and hopefully he likes it and doesn't make your face look like spaghetti. Oh and consider mine: Shane "Bone Crusher" Carwin.

Shane "CONCRETE" Carwin is surely the winner!

Sinister Shane Carwin

Shane "Cleave Bone" Carwin

Shane "King of Pain" Carwin

Shane "The Crusher" Carwin

Shane "Gonna be beat by Cain" Carwin!!

Shane "Insane in the Membrane" Carwin

Shane "the main vein" Carwin

Shane "The Kurgan" Carwin

Bears some resemblance to the Highlander character and it just sounds brutal.

since he trains at jackson's camp maybe st pierre can give him his "rush" nickname since everyone calls him GSP now anyway

shane "the main vein" carwin
sledgehammer shane carwin
shane "did anyone get the license plate off that truck?" carwin
"sweet sassy molassy" shane carwin
"shake and bake" shane carwin

Bloodbath Shane Carwin. or Shane "the Bull" Carwin

Since he never lets his opponents get out of the first round:

Shane "The Blitzkrieg" Carwin

Which could also be translated:

Shane "Lightning War" Carwin

Since he doesn't even let his opponents out of the first round:
Shane "The Blitzkrieg" Carwin

This could also be translated
Shane "Lightning War" Carwin

Don't know if this has been suggested before but I like:

Shane "Bone Crusher" Carwin

there is a contest for this on shane carwins website i'd post a link but it keeps saying flaged for spam waiting to be approved

Shane "The Balding Beast" Carwin.

Shane "brick yard" Carwin

Shane "gorilla raper" Carwin

Shane "you just won a new car" Carwin

@ LoneWolf

I like Onslaught. "The Onslaught" Shane Carwin.

or

Shane "Beat you with a bag of doorknobs" Carwin

Shane " Its all over" Carwin

how about
shoot'm up Shane Carwin, (referencing the 1953 Western.) or maybe Shane come back Carwin if his career goes down the tubes for a short time.

believe they already refer to him as the
'Green Giant"

Shane "the recking ball" Carwin sound pretty good to me

Shane "Donkey Punch" Carwin

Shane "Im' gonna pound your scrawny ass into next week you pathetic fuck" Carwin

Psycho Shane Carwin

i like Shane the A Train Carwin.

Of course, I only read the first page. No way I'm reading through six pages of comments...

LMAO @ Engineer of Fear

Most of the ones I see here suck, although "The Boulder" is actually pretty badass.

And I refuse to head on over to the forums.

Shane "The Truck" Carwin (simple and badass)

Shane "The Wall" Carwin

Shane "Bulldozer" Carwin

Shane "Brickhouse" Carwin

Shane "The Freight Train" Carwin (sorry for the rhyme but it seems fitting)

Shane "the Onslaught" Carwin

Shane "the real T-pain" Carwin

Shane "Will Eff you up" Carwin

Shane "never sees a 2nd round" Carwin

i haven't read all the comments, so I hope I'm not repeating any, but here's a couple off the top of my head.

Shane "Dead Calm" Carwin
Shane "Hannibal" Carwin

Shane "insane in the membrane, insane in the brain" Carwin.

I was also thinking "war machine" but it looks like nipple twist beat me to it.

I also like "low down dirty" Shane Carwin. or "low down and dirty but not a" Shane Carwin (for any Redman fans out there)

last two are *based*
castles are *huge*

How about
Shane "The engineer of destruction" Carwin
or
Shane "The White Castle" Carwin
Shane "The Castle" Carwin

The first one is based off the engineer idea and the last two are base off the meaning of his name: which in original Cornish (the area in England where the name comes from) means the white castle (from caer, a castle, and win or gwin, white).

Personally my favourite has to be "The Castle". Justification ... castles are juge and kick ass, as does Carwin. Also its a little snappier than the other two and the Alliteration in the C,C sound enhances its catch.

Shane "Five Head" Carwin

Shame" what did the fist say to the the face, pow! Bitch!" carwin

Shane "Bam-Bam" Carwin
Shane "Night-Train" Carwin
Shane "The Engineer" Carwin

Shane "Choo-Choo Train" Carwin just has a ring to it.

Steamrolling bitches!

Shane "the human stain" Carwin
Shane "GAME" Carwin
"Shameless" Shane Carwin

shane "cocaine" carwin

Shane "Cast Iron" Carwin

Shane 'Pit me against Lesnar cos neither of us have ever failed a drug test' Carwin

kill yourself for that one

Shane "Carnage" Carwin would be a suitable nickname, because his bouts will end in carnage one way or another!

Shane "The Can Crusher" Carwin
Shane "no ground game" Carwin
Shane "big hands and you know what that means" Carwin

Shane "Hulk Smash" Carwin
Shane "I'm gonna Bash in your fuckin brain" Carwin
Shane "I like my hot dogs plain" Carwin
Shane "blame it on the rain" Carwin

shane "got roids?" Carwin

Shane "Hair Disappearin'" Carwin

Shane 'Here Comes The Pain' Carwin!!

Suitable for when he fights Brock some time since that was Brock's wrestling catchphrase! :p

Shane "The Battering Ram" Carwin

Shane "I'm Rick James!!Bitch" Carwin

Shane "The President of The United States" Carwin. Why the hell not.

There's alot of good ones so far. I really like "The Engineer of Fear" but it reminds me too much of Jardine. How bout "Bodybag Shane Carwin"

the correct nickname is 'lights out'. James Toney's innapropriate nickname is better suited to Carwin. 'Lights Out' Shane Carwin; it's a winner.

No nickname = much better. You can still respect this guy!

"The Straight Jacket" Sssshhhaaannnneeee CCCAarrrwwwiiinnnn

Since Carwin's fists seem to stick to people like glue and once he has you in trouble there is no escaping ..... nap time

the pain train

he should just change his name to war machine

Shane " Fear train" Carwin

Shane "Ni-Night" Carwin

Shane "fist through the brain" Carwin
Shane two in the pink,one in the stink"Carwin

Shane "Roid Brain" Carwin
Shane "Fucking Juiced as Hell" Carwin

"Shane Carwins-a-lot"

DONE

CARNAGE.....Shane "Carnage" Carwin
NOW SEND ME A DAMN T-SHIRT!!!

Shane "The_PWN_Train" Carwin

Shane "The Kitchen Sink" Carwin
Shane "Heavy Duty" Carwin
Shane "The Bloody Jackhammer" Carwin
best i can think of....

Carwin physically looks like a mix between Ron "H2O Man" Waterman and Brock "The Next Big Thing" Lesnar.

Maybe Carwin's nickname should be "The Next Big Molecule".

Shane "I just fucked your girlfriend so what are you gonna do about it?" Carwin

Shane "get him a name" Carwin

Shane "_______" Carwin

-Thunderfist
-Potato Cage
-Meatball
-TNT
-Shut up Goldberg
-Donkey Punch

or the one that he could really use

Shane "No-Nickname" Carwin
who cares if it ryhmes, its funny and represents him pretty well as it is!

Shane "spartan" Carwin, as someone already suggested.

I hear some pretty good ones but didnt see the usual ones like
Shane "The Exterminator" Carwin
Shane "Demolition Man" Carwin

Shane " He Hate Me" Carwin
Shane "Shakespeares a pussy" Carwin
Shane "Godzilla ant got shit on me" Carwin
Shane "Biggie Smalls " Carwin

Shane "It's a DAMN shame" Carwin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shane "where's his brain?" Carwin!!!!!

"Carnage" Shane Carwin

"Tiny" Shane Carwin

Shane "The Shaved Gorilla" Carwin

Shane 'The Biggest Man' Carwin

Shane "Pain Magnum" Carwin

lmfao at
Farthammer Says:
"The Engineer of Fear" Shane Carwin

Cutthr0at Says:
Shane "Nick names are lame" Carwin

Anonymous Says:
sugar shane cane carwin

how about :
"i blinked, what a shame" shane carwin ?

Shane 'Concrete' Carwin

Shane "Sausage Fingers" Carwin

Shane "The Brain" Carwin!

Shane "cage rage" Carwin

shane "minute man" carwin

Shane "Diesel" Carwin

Shane "Bane*" Carwin ( you have to growl BAAAANNNNEEE!!! )

Shane "the tank" carwin

Shane "the Finisher" carwin

Shane "the Wang"

shane "no darwin" carwin
shane "The Delicious" carwin
shane"Dynamite Man" carwin

Shane "no cock on my chest" carwin

How bout some other animals.

Lions, tigers, and bears Oh My.

HA! got it. We got "oh no" gono, how about Shane "Oh My!" Carwin

or since we are picking on mike goldberg,
Shane "It's All OVER!!!" carwin, since HE FINISHES FIGHTS!

"Insane" Shane Carwin

Shane "Rock Yo' Brain" Carwin

Shane "Make It Rain" Carwin

Shane "Brain Jarrin" Carwin

Shane "Fuck A Nickname" Carwin

Megaton isn't original. Neither is Titan. Megaton = Fallout 3 city. Titan = Mark Kerr
It's all about Cock Diesel Carwin.

Shane "Bring the Pain" Carwin

Shane "The Engineer of Destruction" Carwin

Because...he's an engineer, maybe? :)

Original: "Megaton", "Titan", "Mastodon"
Contrived: "The Train", "Insane", "The Brain", "Rogaine"
Just plain stupid: "I like punching people", "Punch you in the back of the face"

Shane "the Darlin' Carwin

so easy...enjoy the man love.

Shane "the Beast" Carwin
or
Shane "Tiny" Carwin
or
Shane "Jalopy" Carwin

Shane" The Engineer" Carwin

Shane "Bus Lose" Carwin
"Sultry" Shane Carwin
"Sugar" Shane Carwin
Shane "Propane and propane accessories" Carwin

Shane Arthur Vanderleigh carwin , the engineer , the architect , or how about shane hard hats mandatory carwin

"the pork snorkle" and "shit fists" had me rolling

Shane "The Colorado Massacre" Carwin

Shane "Thank you, Come Again" Carwin

Yup. That's the one. Make it so, number one.

Shane "Inconceivable" Carwin

Shane "Banana-hands" Carwin

Thats pretty good but id make The juggernaut come first. I think it sounds a little better.

Shane "Iocane" Corwin

poison (from princess bride).

Keep it simple: Shane "K.O." Carwin

shane bitch ass nigga carwin

"THE DUKE"

(JOHN WAYNE).....(Rhymes)....mildly clever?

Shane "The Workhorse" Carwin

Shane "Muscle Car"win

Shane "The Freight Train" Carwin



Shane "Colossal" Carwin



Shane "The King" Carwin

Shane " You can collect your face in Spain " Carwin
Shane " Hammerfists" Carwin
Shane " Insane in the membrane " Carwin

shane "the beast" carwin

contest over

although i do like the rolled up foreskin

Shane "Bulldozer" Carwin

Shane " The Vanilla Gorrilla" Carwin

Corpsegrinder

BloodShovel

Shane the tattless Tard Strength Carwin!

"The Milkman" now thats got moxy.

Shane "Tank" Carwin

or my favorite

Shane "Gonzaga is a little bitch" Carwin

Shane "Pain Stain" Carwin

Shane "360" Carwin.

Because when you see him, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Shane "WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?" Carwin

Shane " THE white GOrilla" Carwin

"Stone Cold" Shane Carwin

Shane "Carnage" Carwin

Shane "5XL " Carwin

Shane " The Sandman" Carwin

cause he puts motherf*ckers to sleep

Shane "Mech Eng" Carwin

Shane "The Crippler" Carwin

Shane "McBane" Carwin


Shane "The Real Deal" Carwin

Shane "Why walk when you can drive your" Carwin

Shane " Sure Win" Carwin

Shane "Shhhwing" Carwin

Shane " MFBH*" Carwin (* Motherfucking big Hands)


Shane " thundermuffin" Carwin

1. Shane "Rainin' Pain" Carwin
2. Shane "Tons-of-Pain" Carwin
3. Shane "Such a Pain" Carwin
4. Shane "Aim to Pain" Carwin
5. Shane "Here Comes Pain" Carwin
6. Shane "Holy Shit, The Guy's a F*cking Monster" Carwin
7. Shane "Nighty-Night" Carwin
8. Shane "The Carnivore" Carwin
9. "Insane" Shane Carwin
10. Shane "PotatoHead" Carwin

The Ogre

shane i could probably strangle you with my cock carwin

shane "the hammer" carwin

"The Honey Baked Ham Fisted" Shane Carwin!!!!!!!

gorilla arms

Shane "KO" Carwin

Carnage is the best so far imo

Shane " Dirt Mcgirt " Carwin

Shane "Big Baby Jesus" Carwin

Shane " Ol' Dirt Schultz " Carwin

Insane Shane Carwin

Shane On You Carwin

Shane 's World is a great prono series Carwin

Shane joined the mile high club with Lesnar on the plane Carwin

Shane mash your brain Carwin

I have a lot more but I only included the really good ones!

Shane "Sweet apple pie" Carwin

Shane "The Most Dangerous Man in the World" Carwin*

*Lets face it- that fuckstain Ken Shamrock lost that one when he got submitted by a guy in pajamas (as he said himself)

How bout Shane "The Brick Bat" Carwin - because dude hits you like a brick bat

Shane Carwin deserves something very "action movies" for his nick name. Like for example "Shane Carwin: Beyond Thunderdome".

Or at least "Shane Carwin: The Electric Boogaloo". Sure, that's not an action movie persay, but the dude is "Breakin'" shit? Whatdoyou sayfellas? AmIrightoramIright?

shane "kimbo" carwin

Shane "Raisinballs" Carwin.

Shane "Ice Pipe" Carwin.

Shane "YougottaheplmeIjustkilledmywife" Carwin

Shane "Skeletor" Carwin.....cuz lets face it, he's a few more inches of receding hairline away from looking just like him.

juggernaut makes a lot of sense and doesnt have the cheesy rhyme!

Shane "The Mundane" Carwin.

Shane "Shitstain" Carwin.

Shane "D-ball" Carwin.

Shane 'Darwin's Bane' Carwin ('cause he makes a mockery of any theory that humans have evolved).

I like "Pain Train".

shane "starvin" carwin

Shane THE PAIN Carwin

or SHANE "CLEAN-SHAVEN PAULIE TUTTLE JR." CARWIN

Shane "Thundercock" Carwin

Sold.

I personally think SHANE "FIST FULL OF ASSHOLES" CARWIN has a badass sound to it.

Shane "The Greeley Grizzly" Carwin

Shane "Career Options" Carwin

Im from Denver too and Yea he used to be Shane "Monster" Carwin when he fought here all the time before he went to the UFC. I really don't know why he didn't take that nickname with him to the UFC!

Shane "The Stable Donkey" Carwin

"Shane "Rogaine" Carwin."

of all the stupid ones that one made me LOL.

Shane 'shitbricks' Carwin

Shane 'The Brain' Carwin (being that he is an intelligent engineer as well)

the waffle stomper
the principal
salty dog
rabid rabbit
refridgerator raider
swisher sweet
rain man
Warrin' the mile high man o war
the chin assassin
cornfed
one hitta quitta

Shane 'Big Fist' Carwin

A nickname for Carwin ?
I heard that "the most dangerous man on earth" is for sale on ebay by a guy that logs on under kensham nickname.

Also, something like Shane "Takeover" Carwin would be ok.
or Shane "one round" Carwin.
I like the last one.

Shane "Cock Diesel" Carwin

Shane " Conan " Carwin? Has a nice ring to it.

Shane " Conan " Carwin ? Has a nice ring to it

I support both "The Engineer of Fear" and "Juggernaut" Both seem very fitting.

Shane "the fist ejaculator" Carwin

There is a "baby Fedor", why not a Shane "baby Brock" Carwin.

Hell, if he picks that name he could get away with using that steriod filled shit for his "nose".

I think Shane "Mother F$%king" Carwin has a nice ring to it.

how bout Shane "Fuckin" Carwin..?

Very Dana Whitey..!

lolz..!

I'd call him Shane "Crush" Carwin but Gina Carano ruined that idea.

Shane "superficial middle cerebral vein" Carwin

Shane "OUCH MY SHIN" Carwin

Shane "The Recycler" Carwin... having disposed of almost a dozen cans.

Shane "the has been" Carwin

shane "pillsbury muscledoughman" carwin

Shane "huckleberry finn" Carwin

Shane "By 2010 you wont know my name" Carwin...or
Shane "15 minutes of fame" Carlose.

I'd like to make a slight alteration to one.

Shane "I told the Bitch Twice" Carwin

Shane ''Meat Cleaver'' Carwin
Shane ''Teh l33t pwnz0r'' Carwin
Shane ''the demolishin man'' carwin
Shane '' the vibrating goat ferry'' Carwin rofl i dunno
Shane''I wouldn't wanna fight me either'' Carwin
Shane ''Practise eating through a straw'' carwin
Shane ''Lunchbox's for fists'' carwin
Shane ''the shit stain'' carwin
Shane ''the law'' carwin
shane the bootmaker carwin lmfao
Shane Im really stoned and fucking bored carwin
Shane how about I kill you carwin
Shane i beat my wife carwin
Shane I will trounce you carwin
Shane I will eat your baby's carwin
Shane KING KONG Carwin

Shane "my mma skills are lame" Carwin

Shane "twats you in the face" Carwin

Shane '' the dick eater'' carwin

The Anvil

shane " The Pain" Carwin

Shane "The Meat Hammer" Carwin
Shane "KO or Bust" Carwin
Shane "Let's get this over I'm double parked" Carwin
Shane "Seriously I can go two rounds" Carwin
"Captain Insane-o" Shane Carwin
Shane "Double the Pain" Carwin

Shane CARNAL CARNAGE Carwin. Okay, maybe just CARNAGE. Shane CARNAGE Carwin. It'd go great with his little Let the Bodies Hit the Floor song.

Sledgehammer might be good too.

Him being from Colorado

Shane "The Mile High Hairline" Carwin

Shane "Dangalang" Carwin
Shane "Pootang" Carwin
Shane "Dook Stain" Carwin
Shane "Swamp Thang" Carwin
Shane "The Orangatang" Carwin

Shane "Freight Train" Carwin.

Shane "I wanna take a steamy dump on your tiny frame" Carwin

Anvil hands or The Anvil

Shane "The Beast" Carwin

Shane "100 proof" Carwin, because one shot will do.

Shane "The Colorado Rocky" Carwin. dig it

Shane "The Pink Fart" Carwin

The reason this makes sense is because it's pretty much the worst nickname a fighter could ever have, yet no one would have the balls to make fun of Shane because of it.

Shane "The Wilderbeast" Carwin

Shane "Thats a Huuge Bitch" Carwin

Shane "My Other Car is Your Face" Carwin

Shane "Open Wide, I have a 15" Surprise" Carwin

Shane "Gang Bang" Carwin

Shane "Meat Beating" Carwin

My 2 cents:
Shane "Arcane" Carwin(Too Harry potterish?),
Shane "Brain Drain" Carwin (My favourite),
Shane "Chow Mein" Carwin(Wtf noodles?),
Shane "Cocaine" Carwin(This is getting silly!),
Shane "Hussein" Carwin(The Iraki mma fighter!)
Shane "McCain" Carwin(Too old and wil loose to any black dude),
Shane "Profane" Carwin(WTFrack?),
Shane "Ball and Chain" Carwin(Prison break style),
Shane "Inhumane" Carwin(Truly disturbing.)

Although the one who REALLY needs a new nickname is Seth Petruzelli. Hmm... what is most fitting?
Let's call him "The Queen of Mean"! That kind of fits him...

Shane "Stole My Candy Cane" Carwin.

I hate to break it to you but he has a nickname. He went by Shane "The Monster" Carwin when he was fighting here in CO for the Ring of Fire promotion. I think it suits him.

Actually, that one makes a lot of sense.

Shane "No Name" Carwin

"Lame" Shane Carwin

Shane "The Meat Train" Carwin.

Shane "I hope you brought some friends with you because your about to be raped" Carwin.

Shane "I could have your nickname if I wanted but I dont because it probably sucks but I could take it from you and there would be nothing you could do about it" Carwin

"Sudden" Shane Carwin

Is Shane "The Ring Rapist" Carwin inappropriate?

Shane "dude where's my" Carwin

Shane "cocaine in my brain" Carwin

Shane "The Flame" Carwin

Shane "Couture Jr." Carwin

spicy shane carwin
OR
shane "the ice to your spice" carwin

ok i'll stop now

Shane "A Real Fighter, Not Like That puss from Maine" Carwin. Too long?

shane "Lesnars already pissin himself" carwin but on a serious note shane "fuck yo couch" carwin is the best yet

Shane "Insane in the Membrane" Carwin. God, that even sounds horrible to me.

Shane Hulk Hands Carwin

throw in some red contact lenses, white mouth piece, bright green tape on his gloves, sum sort of blue/denim looking shorts and it could work............maybe denim shorts would be a bit much

Shane "I desparately need Rogaine" Carwin

Shane "not lame" Carwin.

Shit "ROGAINE" was taken...

How about Shane "CONCRETE" Carwin

@ NateGetsIrate: Shane "Colossus" Carwin? Colossus? Really? You don't see any problem with that?

Shane "Hammer Fist" Carwin

"The Unstoppable" Shane Carwin

Shane "ShamWow" Carwin

"The Polar Bear" Shane Carwin

Shane "ManBearPig" Carwin

"The Power House" Shane Carwin

Shane "Chernobyl" Carwin

Shane "Brock Lesnar" Carwin

Shane " The Freight Train" Carwin!

Shane "Don't need a nickname" Carwin!

Shane "ROGAINE" Carwin

HAHAHA sorry about the rhyme though

how about Shane "My Tattoos Are Super Gay" Carwin?
it's pretty accurate, and witty too.
done.

shane "the wrecking ball" carwin
cause what he touches he breaks like a wrecking ball

SHINY SHANE CARWIN

1. Shane "Colossus" Carwin
2. "Shunny Shun" Shane Carwin
3. "Shattering" Shane Carwin
4. "Samson" Shane Carwin

Shane" the Mauler" Carwin

Catchy!

shane "shine" carwin
shane "for the win" carwin
shane "wakkawakkawakka" carwin
shane "FLATLINE" carwin
shane "the brain" carwin
"shameless" shane carwin anyone?

OR

shane carwin

Shane "Will my fist fit up yo ass" Carwin

Shane "Carnage" Carwin

Shane MACK TRUCK Carwin

Shane "Reign of Pain" Carwin or "Rain"

Shane "Devastator" Carwin

Shane "The Existential Cowboy" Carwin

"Shatter"
"Maim"
"KO"
"

shane "shit 4 brains" carwin

Shane "Freak" Carwin

I say make his nickname a constantly changing one based on the opponent he is facing. Let it be the exact opposite of the dude about to get pummeled. If he fights "The Natural", his nickname is "The Artificial". If he fights "Nightmare", his nickname is "Sweet Dreams". You get the picture.

Shane " Napalm" Carwin .

Shane "First Round" Carwin

Shane "2cool4round2" Carwin

Shane "Sleep Now" Carwin
Shane "Mittens" Carwin
Shane "gigante phalanges" Carwin
Shane "angry midgets for hands" Carwin
Shane "all business" Carwin
Shane "pinky" Carwin

"Machete" Shane Carwin or Shane "The Machete" Carwin. Winner

I live in Denver where he used to fight before the UFC. He was always listed as Shane "The Monster" Carwin. I'm just passing that along...not endorsing that name. I think 99% of all MMA nicknames are pretty gay.

SHANE "THE THING" CARWIN

Shane "Hey, how's it going, I'm about to about to smash your face in" Carwin!

Shane "Fists of Pain" Carwin

I think he deserves something a little more mythological like:

Shane "Thor's Hammer" Carwin;
Shane "Thor" Carwin;
Shane "Zeus" Carwin;
Shane "Cronus" Carwin; or,
Shane "Uranus" Carwin

Shane "McBain" Carwin
MENDOZAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

@ Farthammer
Im almost in for that one.

He sorta looks like a slightly larger John Petrucci...
BRB scoping my music collection for all Dream Theater titles that fit.

Shane "Superfreak, here comes the pain" Carwin

shane "brock lesnar" carwin

Shane "The Pace" Carwin

Shane "Rampage" Carwin - oh wait...that one is already taken. How about these:

Shane "the shank" Carwin (you know, like a prison shank),
Shane "face carvin' " Carwin (kinda goes along with the shank),
Shane "imgonnawin" Carwin (haha),
Shane "imgonnabeatthecrapoutofyou" Carwin (lengthy, but intimidating),
Shane "STFU" Carwin,
Shane "KTFO" Carwin

Shane "did you see my" Carwin

Shane "DANTE can Suck my nuts" Carwin

shane "baby fedor" carwin......wait whatdaaa

Shane "the cousin of death" Carwin cause at this rate he really might kill somebody

Shane "Suspicious Stain" Carwin

Shane "Led Fists" Carwin
Shane " The Freight Train" Carwin
Shane "Im fucking Jacked" Carwin - Who knows could be done?
"The Lunch Box Hands Badboy", Shane Carwin

Shane "Nick names are lame" Carwin

Shane "The Brick" Carwin

sugar shane cane carwin

SHANE " THE PORK SNORKLE" CARWIN

shane "drain the main vain" carwin

Shane "Rogaine" Carwin.

Shane "Insane Rain of Pain to your Brain" Carwin.

Shane "meat bricks" Carwin, due to his monstrous paws.

LOL YES! I was totally jus rhyming to get under your skin! But seriously, Shane "The Great Dane" Carwin, Classic.

Because he's an engineer, you see.

shane "glove size insane" carwin,....picture that in Buffer's voice.

"The Engineer of Fear" Shane Carwin

shane "im better then lesnar" carwin

Shane "SHREK" Carwin
or
Shane "The Conductor" Carwin work for me

shane "i got the Couture haircut" carwin !!!!!!
or
shane "XXXXXL gloves" carwin ???

Shane "The Spartan" Carwin

Shane "Thunder Balls" Carwin

@ LukeTheDuke

dont get too excited. I just pissed in the pool. Not to mention it's a cheap $20 plastic pool you can fill with a waterhose in 6 minutes.

Shane "Take it on the Chin" Carwin
Shane "The Disease of the Skin" Carwin
Shane "The Rhymes are Wearing Thin" Carwin
Shane "The Size of Two Men" Carwin
Shane "Probably Sucks at his Backspin" Carwin

shane "rape" carwin

Shane "The Pain Train" Carwin

Shane "The Boulder" Carwin

it will probably end up as shane "the hurricane" carwin. which is not that great but most aren't

@mma-pro: you ever hear of Josh Haynes?

LAME Shane Carwin.... this dude is whack!!! He was getting owned by Gonzaga before that Seth Petruzelli esque punch. Fuck Shane Carwin.

Shane "Your Bane" Carwin

Shane " The Punisher" Carwin

Shane "The Bowling Pin" Carwin (for no reason)
Shane "The Rolled Back Foreskin" Carwin

Shane "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico" Carwin

shane "donkey kong" carwin

shane "the A Train" carwin

shane "leave a man with mud butt" carwin

Awesome I'm making waves in the CP pool.

Shane "DREW Is a TOOL" Carwin

How's about : Shane "Fists of Glory" Carwin

Shane "Face Crushin" Carwin

-Shane "The Midnight Meat Train" Carwin....ha, what a bad movie.
-Shane "The Insane Potato Skin" Carwin.....screw it, rhyme everything.

how about:

Shane "I failed to read the entire post some I am posting nicknames in the comments" Carwin

How about Shane "may the fastest" Carwin!

shit fists.

Shane "Never Train For More Than 2 Minutes Because I Will Never See The Second Round In My Entire Career" Carwin

or Shane "Never Train" Carwin for short

Shane "Thunder" Carwin!

A juggernaut ( American pronunciation (help·info)) is a term used to describe a force regarded as unstoppable, that will crush all in its path.

That's pretty badass.

Shane "The White Explosive Athlete" Carwin.

Shane "Chowmein" Carwin

or

Shane "The Goatee'd Enforcer" Carwin

or

Shane "Spray Tan" Carwin

Shane "the Power Shark" Carwin

Shane "Fuck yo' Couch" Carwin

shane "bring the pain" carwin

Or we could always find out what his nationality is and then put assassin after it.

Shane "Frank Zane" Carwin

Shane "the juggernaut" Carwin. Kind of cheezy but that's pretty much what he is.