Shane Carwin Is Not Amused By Our Antics
(Oh, good. For a second we thought he was mad at us. Turns out it's some other site called Cagecrapato.com. Wouldn't want to be those poor bastards right now.)
It’s times like these when we’re glad we do all our blogging from a special groovy submarine in the middle of the Atlantic, because otherwise we might be a little worried about the enormous pro fighter who is pissed off at us. Clearly, this post rattled Shane Carwin’s cage just a little bit, and he apparently didn’t appreciate our attempts at offering possible nickname ideas either, which is really the fault of you, our readers, since they were your suggestions. Whoever is to blame, Carwin doesn’t seem to think we’re as funny as our mothers keep telling us we are.
Look Shane, we didn’t mean anything by it. All we’re saying is, if you use Twitter to announce stuff to the world, you can’t really turn around and then complain that people are watching you. That’s the point of Twitter. When one signs up for an account, one is asking to be watched. That’s all.
Or maybe it was all a misunderstanding about that last sentence, when the word bitchassness (not a real word) appeared? We thought it was pretty clear that we were saying that it was Cain Velasquez who would look like the purveyor of bitchassery if the fight didn’t happen. But, wait a minute. If we say that then we’ll end up with Velasquez pissed off at us, which is arguably just as bad. But if we don’t clarify it, we risk running afoul of Carwin, whose bandwagon we’ve been riding for months now. This is quite a dilemma. We’d better consult our bosses at AKA and find out what to do.
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B Says:
Cage Crapato...sounds like some kind of new UFC themed bloody mary mix.
El Famous Burrito Says:
*pushes CAPS LOCK HAL in front of Shane Carwin*
"He did it!"
El Famous Burrito Says:
No no, B, you're thinking of Ultimate Chelada - the Ultimate in Clammy Beer refreshment!
Bob Reilly Says:
Shane "Darwin" Carwin can kiss my ass. I saw nothing wrong with that last post. Atleast you know someone reads this stuff.
biohazardone Says:
Is Shane stupid or something. Uhhhhh, anything you write on twitter will be seen by EVERYBODY. what a dumbass. I am beginning to think that this guy is a big meathead that should be nichnamed Mungo.
Deadpanda Says:
Fame's not for everyone I guess. I don't know, I'd be kinda complimented if so many people were interested in me. Trying to come up with nick-names for me & making sure I didn't ruin my career by posting all of the UFC's up coming plans on Twitter. Oh well, can't please everyone, right?
Ignore the haters Carwin. I'd expect thicker skin from a fighter.
mayhem Says:
@El Famous Burrito - best comment ever!!!
Cp at least you know that some fighters actually read you site. If anything at least your getting noticed which is sweet! Hell any free advertising is always good advertising.... isnt it?
biohazardone Says:
@ Deadpanda....you are right on the money....could not have said it better myself.
El Famous Burrito Says:
Shane Carwin only pawn in game of life.
ihateemo Says:
Far be it for me to suggest Mr. Carwin is perhaps being a little thin-skinned (or perhaps misread the original post?), and he's certainly a very intelligent guy given that engineering is, uhm, rather hard...
...But what the hell is his problem? You'd think he'd have a little bit more of a sense of humour about the situation.
Squirrelnuts Says:
Shane "Hasn't got a sense of fucking humour" Carwin
Squirrelnuts Says:
fwoar... rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it?
Sheps Says:
lol Fuck Carwin, its ok Potato's if he does see you chances are he'll take you down and just lay on you for 15 minutes, DEFEND THE DOUBLE LEG!
Sheps Says:
Hold on, is he insulting AKA.......... bad move big man!
Goog Says:
Maybe Shane should try the traditional route of actually becoming popular before dismissing a lot of people who're just somewhat interested right now.
Nikloai Says:
How about Shane "the complain" Carwin?
or Shane "please refrain" Carwin!
oh and also Shane "the insane" Carwin
xFenixKnightx Says:
This amuses me. :)
Sheps Says:
I think Carwin is going to tell on us to Joe Rogan.
common sense Says:
what a DICK those nicknames were out of love
common sense Says:
for a civil engineer you think this guy would be smart enough to pick up on a little humor, seriously what a baby for a big scary heavyweight
Jugger Says:
Quick, think of something we can chant at his next fight!
El Famous Burrito Says:
I like the nickname Mongo.
Maybe Bruce Buffer can slip it in before his next fight.
Come on Shane, we're just having a little fun. Just take a look at any Tito Ortiz story. That's what real mockery looks like.
newdeal Says:
I now officially hope lesnar breaks carwins face into a million little pieces
Fucklord Says:
I don't like cagecrapato.com there's this douche named CRAPS LOCK HAL who keeps spamming it with inane shit
ihateemo Says:
"Hold on, is he insulting AKA...?"
Oh that's probably what it is. He probably read something about the fight potentially not happening due to "bitchassery" and thought they were referring to him.
Still, I guess a short fuse and a lack of humour, whilst impediments to most people, are helpful traits when you cave in peoples' faces for a living.
Standing prediction for all future fights: Carwin in round 1. Via frowning.
xFenixKnightx Says:
"what a DICK those nicknames were out of love"
Seriously, I put a lot of thought into mine. :(
xFenixKnightx Says:
How about...
Shane "Needs Rogain" Carwin?
:]P
RPS13 Says:
aww, somebody is having a hard time being in the spotlight
Jugger Says:
Shane "Kurt Cobain" Carwin
Seoul Brother Says:
Let me see if I have this right - this shtugotz yammers about stuff he shouldn't have on a friggin' public website. Cagepotato.com, my new favorite MMA site, draws attention to this. Then people take the piss out of Shamed (err...Shane) Carwin, and he can't take it?
He very well may be able to fight, but he needs to be learn a little more about developing a sense of humor. God forbid someone should have talked smack about his momma.
King_KP Says:
A human being clearly devoid of any personality, or sense of humor. Tough to support a fighter that is clearly a dickhead, time to jump off that bandwagon.
RJeezy Says:
CP you were the first place I ever saw hype Carwin before he was even in the UFC. If he wants to lash out on his supporters that's on him when Fedor, the judge of our sins, comes over.
PingPong Says:
Bens; You've made a powerful enemy, and I love you for it.
Seriosuly Share, are you a grown man? You sought a career in the public eye and this is how you react to a gentle ribbing?!?
All publciity is good, so just relax and make a sex tape or something...
Sheps Says:
We should get a new section called "Carwin Watch" in which CageCrapoto can report on every little E-thing Carwin is doing, this mother fucker is on Twitter all damn day, shouldn't he be taking steroids and lifting weights?
portland mma Says:
Shane "I've got no brain and I'll lose to Cain" Carwin
or
Shane "I've got sand in my vag" Carwin
C.B. Says:
Funny stuff. "F U" he says. I went to F U...it was tight :)
El Famous Burrito Says:
This Shane Carwin sounds like a real Internet Tough Guy. I bet he's like 30-something with a receding hairline living out in Bumblefuck, Colorado.
Mike Milbury Says:
You know, for a dude with a University degree, he sure comes off as a dumbass (At least with his Twitter account).
portland mma Says:
Cain will fuck you up Carwin, no I would not say that your face, but yes I think it will happen.
cwr Says:
Sheps... taking a page out of the old Phil Baroni advice book.
C.B. Says:
Funny stuff. "F U" he says. I went to F U...it was tight :)
You see Carwin, that's a pun, which is a play on words. They can be quite funny actually, see words with double meanings.......aw forget it, you won't understand.
portland mma Says:
BREAKING NEWS --- Shane Carwin has just raped and mutilated a man for commenting on one of his myspace pictures.
PingPong Says:
Also CageCrapato.com , really? is that the best you could do?
I would have gone with FagPotato.com
Wait that might be a real site...
MyFightWiffaCheeto Says:
"purveyor of bitchassery" LMPRAO!!!
Anywho, if he keeps up with the hatin' he'll be losing a few potatoheads as fans.
Also, you can tell he's a egghead engineer... no sense of humor, lack of comprehension that isn't number related, and well, he's not very creative with his insults, cagecrapato? WTF?!
Jay Smith Says:
Shane, you're a bitch ass punk!!! I'll whoop your ass any day of the fuckin week. I dare your bitch ass to find me and challenge me to a fight.............That's what I thought punk!!!
ktfo Says:
what a douche.. he should be happy people actually care who he fights.
portland mma Says:
I agree MyFight that isn't a good way for a guy whose about to go mainstream to make fans. I still think he's a good fighter, just has a whiny bitch ass personality. I think Cain would honestly wreck him though.
Peppermint Nightmare Says:
Carwin is an unprofessional "noob".
Bitching and whining at your critics is weak, and only proves that the critisism is getting to you. Man up, meathead. Be above it.
Seoul Brother Says:
C'mon - that's being mean to douches.
MyFightWiffaCheeto Says:
Anyone who's a big, lame, queer and is on Twitter, I'm looking at you "Sheps" and "CAPS LOCK HAL," wanna defend CP.com's honor?
Too bad TUF Guy isn't around anymore, his shittalking vs. Carwin would be most comical.