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Shane Carwin Is Not Amused By Our Antics

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(Oh, good.  For a second we thought he was mad at us.  Turns out it’s some other site called  Wouldn’t want to be those poor bastards right now.)

It’s times like these when we’re glad we do all our blogging from a special groovy submarine in the middle of the Atlantic, because otherwise we might be a little worried about the enormous pro fighter who is pissed off at us.  Clearly, this post rattled Shane Carwin’s cage just a little bit, and he apparently didn’t appreciate our attempts at offering possible nickname ideas either, which is really the fault of you, our readers, since they were your suggestions.  Whoever is to blame, Carwin doesn’t seem to think we’re as funny as our mothers keep telling us we are.

Look Shane, we didn’t mean anything by it.  All we’re saying is, if you use Twitter to announce stuff to the world, you can’t really turn around and then complain that people are watching you.  That’s the point of Twitter.  When one signs up for an account, one is asking to be watched.  That’s all.  

Or maybe it was all a misunderstanding about that last sentence, when the word bitchassness (not a real word) appeared?  We thought it was pretty clear that we were saying that it was Cain Velasquez who would look like the purveyor of bitchassery if the fight didn’t happen.  But, wait a minute.  If we say that then we’ll end up with Velasquez pissed off at us, which is arguably just as bad.  But if we don’t clarify it, we risk running afoul of Carwin, whose bandwagon we’ve been riding for months now.  This is quite a dilemma.  We’d better consult our bosses at AKA and find out what to do.

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Perma- July 3, 2009 at 2:22 am
I like "rogain" as his nickname... we should all chant it at his next fight..
Chri534.- July 2, 2009 at 11:31 pm
...If Carwin loses a couple of fights his nickname could be Crapato.
UFC fan- July 2, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Shane No-brain carwin.
hey you slow ass heavyweight, no sense of humor having piece of dogshit, why aren't you training? stay off the the twitter, you fucking TWAT!
Chri534.- July 2, 2009 at 10:50 pm
I thought it was hilarious this post sparked so many responses so quickly...

ArmFarmer seems to have the most lucid posts on this. On we go...
Sjsurf- July 2, 2009 at 8:26 pm
@ burrito

watch out for SHALLOW HAL. he didnt take to lightly to your comment.
Sjsurf- July 2, 2009 at 8:23 pm
ya know we were just tryin to help out your un-imaginative ass. good luck with velazquez shane "so mundane" carwin
Dmonicideals- July 2, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Who cares what fighters think, just like who cares what fans think. If MMA companies wanted our input, they would be publicly traded companies (see how that worked out for IFL and EXC? Don't get me wrong tho, I loved the IFL). If fighters wanted our advice, they would hire us to train them. And if I wanted a fighters opinion, I would go and get the shit kicked out of me by him.

Keep fighitng Shane. I'll keep watching.
BackbaconBilly- July 2, 2009 at 3:04 pm
You twits honestly believe that is Shayne Carwin?? doubtful!... lol
Videodrome_NOW- July 2, 2009 at 1:38 pm
this has been fuckin funny to read. i don't know why anyone is even pissed off. Did anyone read FUCKLORD'S post? I almost shat my pants! Michael Bisping, whom I have had a crush on since day one of the ultimate fighter 3, my favorite fighter, just pulled some douchebaggery on this last season of TUF. It sucks when your boner gets flicked away, but it will rise again another day.

Who's Shane "transparent membrane" Carwin, anyways?

Joke Fucks.
And fuck the fuckin Diaz brothers Fuck em all- July 2, 2009 at 1:26 pm
YUP gotta agree with Farmer on his posts here especially ^^^^that one
ArmFarmer- July 2, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Does anyone else see the irony of all these people being complete fucking crybabys about Shane's 2 sentence rebuttle that, for all we know, could be as light hearted as the article that it is responding to?? Seriously all these people talking about Shane's thin skin.. how fucking thin is all you guys' skin??

"WAAA Shane said something mean about us! I'm not your fan anymore Shane cause your a meany head!! I hope you lose now!! WA WA WAAA!"

Big bunch of fucking hypocrates up in this bitch.. between your fucking rediculously unfunny captions and this 2 pages of bitching and moaning you guys are coming off as one big ol bag of tools. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Don't worry Shane I'm still rooting for you, it's gonna take more than 2 sentences on twitter to get MY vagina all filled up with sand..
ArmFarmer- July 2, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Me in an above post:
Does anyone else see the irony of all these people being complete fucking crybabys about Shane's 2 sentence rebuttle that, for all we know, could be as light hearted as the article that it is responding to?? Seriously all these people talking about Shane's thin skin.. how fucking thin is all you guys' skin??

Carwin's twitter:
@leviajones no beef just busting balls on those that bust mine. I visit that site and have no reAl beef. I am sure they have thick skin

Godamn I am smarter than all of you... give me a fucking t shirt.
ArmFarmer- July 2, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Shane probably didn't get mad at the nicknames.. he probably got mad at the dumbass comments that were left for that article. I seem to remember the darwin nickname sparking a bunch of criticism of his religion and a bunch of rediculous back and forth arguments. I don't blame Carwin for hating a bunch of the cp posters.. they piss me off all the time.
Sheps- July 2, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Carwin doesn't have any real beef with us apparently, I was looking forward to a good grudge match.

Check the tweets
Meohfumado- July 2, 2009 at 12:47 pm
hehe...the best part is Carwin trolled all ya'll motherfukers.
RJeezy- July 2, 2009 at 12:44 pm
we should all raise $100K to get Cain to wear a CP ad on his shorts when they fight.
Deadpanda- July 2, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Be fair though, they are good dick & fart jokes.
DDT- July 2, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Shane "Twitter" Carwin
NateGetsIrate- July 2, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I don't understand what was so bad about the nicknames. I mean, Shane "The Rolled-Back Foreskin" Carwin was fucking hilarious! And how could he even get mad at anything said on this site anyways? Each post is one dick-and-fart joke after another.
Meohfumado- July 2, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Don't get your shit pushed in by Carwin, CP!

831 Son- July 2, 2009 at 12:36 pm
ArmFarmer has the fucking right mentality and perception on things.

Fuck all you idiot haters.

Oh and HAL, fuck you pussy. You fucking little faggot, you are a piece of shit loser with no life.
Horror Fighter- July 2, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Anybody check to see if is available?

Only one way to settle this, CP: Find a "flattering" photo of Shane and start a caption contest. Carwin's superior strength and fighting skills are no match for me, as I post comments that completely lack wit while I hide safely and anonymously behind my keyboard.
Cookie Monster- July 2, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Twitter is for women...shut up carwin and grow a pair
EzMoNeY- July 2, 2009 at 12:09 pm
i always thought Shotgun Shane Carwin wouldve been a good fight nickname for him. but maybe now that he's pissed off at CP you all should run a photoshop contest to "appease" him (like Dan Hardy did with Marcus Davis), and give away some more free tshirts for the best ones. just a pick a good photo of him, and we'll do the rest bens.
ArmFarmer- July 2, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Savageleto is right, Shane is going to stomp a mudhole in Cain and I'm going to enjoy the hell out of it.

Also did it occurr to anyone that maybe when Shane said "oops I wasn't suppose to say that" that he didn't mean oops I put something on twitter and people saw it.. but oops I put something on twitter that I didn't realize I wasn't suppose to reveal yet? Like maybe he put it up there for people to see, but didn't know he wasn't suppose to break the news yet? I have a really hard time believing that he put something on twitter expecting it not to be seen which is what cp and all of you seem to imply.