Shaquille O'Neal Calls Out Hong Man Choi, Makes Out With Chuck Liddell
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The chances of Shaquille O'Neal taking on Chuck Liddell in an MMA match? Still not very good. But it seems that Sweaty Shaq has another fighter in his sights these days: "The big boy that knocked out Jose Canseco." O'Neal has been training hard at The 6 Levels, and wants to avenge the reputation of American pro athletes by whupping Hong Man Choi after he retires from basketball in a year or two. We hope DREAM is still around by then to put this match together, because it sounds like the ultimate freak-fight. Shaq already has a way with trash-talking Asian opponents, and with Bob Sapp's star power fading, someone needs to fill the role of "huge crazy black guy who fights in Japan and beats up cardboard cutouts." Anyway, Shaq vs. HMC: Who takes it and how?
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dbiggles Says:
hmc FIRST round tko
Homoplata Says:
O'Neil wins via Shaqbar in the 2nd. HMC probably has the striking advantange but O'Neil shaqqling abilities are lightyears beyond HMC's
portland mma Says:
Shaq is a pussy, he can't even beat people in the NBA's ass. He tried to cheap shop Brad Miller a few years ago and couldn't even hit him in the head when Miller was turned around unaware someone was going to hit him. Joel Pryzbilla would fuck him up.
Homoplata Says:
LOL, comparing The Big Aristotle to those soft whiteboys ... saying them in the same breath, HA.
Shaq posts up on HMC, gets position, IPPON!!!!!!! SHAQPLATA!!! GETS THE TAP! and it's over and out.
PingPong Says:
HMC wins, Kickboxing > Shaq-Fu
PingPong Says:
BTW what happened to Chuck's Chin? Shaq barely hit him and he went down.
portland mma Says:
Homoplata (sweet name by the way) please don't call Shaq nicknames he's created for himself. Shaq sucks ass (also flopped like a bitch on Howard) and HMC would fuck him up beyond repair.
Cage Rage Says:
It would be great to see a freak show like that. Just for shits and giggles.
Dubbayoo Says:
I love that he (rhetorically) confirms the pronunciation of Choi's name, and then just keeps going after saying "Jose Cansinko."
It's a damn shame that Shaq would need to become an amputee to make 265. If he could, you can bet that he'd be put on TUF for sure. That alone would achieve Dana's ultimate plan w/ MMA. I wish it would happen too, cuz I'd love to hear Bruce Buffer announce a guy who's a black belt in Shaq-Fu. Plus, he can probably enter the cage Big John Studd-style. If you get that reference, you know how awesome that would be.
J-Dog Says:
HMC by TKO round 1
MyFightWiffaCheeto Says:
Shaq wrecks HMC.
And remember, Shaq didn't ask to get into all these fights... he was just trying to get to a charity basketball game.
RaginAsian Says:
Shaq via flying hammer fist to the top of the head.
A.K.A. SLAM DUNK
J-Dog Says:
To Shaq: Crack is whack, Jack! Put down the smack or it will give you a heart attack. You ain't little Mac! Potato Nation: Don't cut him no slack, give him lots of flack!
NECROPHYTE Says:
Shaq's just an attention whore that's all. Choi would end him.
NateGetsIrate Says:
Shaq will fare better than Canseco, for sure. Running around the court is way more tiring than sitting and waiting for your turn to swing or throw. Plus, he probably learned some sort of grappling technique since he is (was) deputized.
MKO Says:
Hong Man Choi by free throws.
So So Explosive Says:
Shaq and Hong Man Choi should have a post up battle. MONEY IS ON SHAQ TO DUNK IT.
J-Dog Says:
LOL @ MKO's comment: HMC by free throws.
Priceless!
Komodo Says:
Allllllllllllllllrighty then.
ccarter Says:
Kazaam FTW! DEF HMC first rd, via Shaq-fu