Shaquille O’Neal Calls Out Hong Man Choi, Makes Out With Chuck Liddell

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The chances of Shaquille O’Neal taking on Chuck Liddell in an MMA match? Still not very good. But it seems that Sweaty Shaq has another fighter in his sights these days: "The big boy that knocked out Jose Canseco." O’Neal has been training hard at The 6 Levels, and wants to avenge the reputation of American pro athletes by whupping Hong Man Choi after he retires from basketball in a year or two. We hope DREAM is still around by then to put this match together, because it sounds like the ultimate freak-fight. Shaq already has a way with trash-talking Asian opponents, and with Bob Sapp‘s star power fading, someone needs to fill the role of "huge crazy black guy who fights in Japan and beats up cardboard cutouts." Anyway, Shaq vs. HMC: Who takes it and how?

Tags: Chuck Liddell,Hong Man Choi,Jose Canseco,MMA

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ccarter- August 14, 2009 at 8:33 am

Kazaam FTW! DEF HMC first rd, via Shaq-fu

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Komodo- June 15, 2009 at 4:55 pm

Allllllllllllllllrighty then.

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J-Dog- June 15, 2009 at 1:48 pm

LOL @ MKO's comment: HMC by free throws.

Priceless!

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So So Explosive- June 15, 2009 at 9:59 am

Shaq and Hong Man Choi should have a post up battle. MONEY IS ON SHAQ TO DUNK IT.

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MKO- June 15, 2009 at 9:34 am

Hong Man Choi by free throws.

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NateGetsIrate- June 15, 2009 at 9:23 am

Shaq will fare better than Canseco, for sure. Running around the court is way more tiring than sitting and waiting for your turn to swing or throw. Plus, he probably learned some sort of grappling technique since he is (was) deputized.

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NECROPHYTE- June 15, 2009 at 9:21 am

Shaq's just an attention whore that's all. Choi would end him.

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J-Dog- June 15, 2009 at 9:17 am

To Shaq: Crack is whack, Jack! Put down the smack or it will give you a heart attack. You ain't little Mac! Potato Nation: Don't cut him no slack, give him lots of flack!

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RaginAsian- June 15, 2009 at 9:16 am

Shaq via flying hammer fist to the top of the head.

A.K.A. SLAM DUNK

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MyFightWiffaCheeto- June 15, 2009 at 8:53 am

Shaq wrecks HMC.

And remember, Shaq didn't ask to get into all these fights... he was just trying to get to a charity basketball game.

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J-Dog- June 15, 2009 at 8:46 am

HMC by TKO round 1

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Dubbayoo- June 15, 2009 at 8:42 am

I love that he (rhetorically) confirms the pronunciation of Choi's name, and then just keeps going after saying "Jose Cansinko."

It's a damn shame that Shaq would need to become an amputee to make 265. If he could, you can bet that he'd be put on TUF for sure. That alone would achieve Dana's ultimate plan w/ MMA. I wish it would happen too, cuz I'd love to hear Bruce Buffer announce a guy who's a black belt in Shaq-Fu. Plus, he can probably enter the cage Big John Studd-style. If you get that reference, you know how awesome that would be.

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Cage Rage- June 15, 2009 at 8:06 am

It would be great to see a freak show like that. Just for shits and giggles.

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portland mma- June 15, 2009 at 8:03 am

Homoplata (sweet name by the way) please don't call Shaq nicknames he's created for himself. Shaq sucks ass (also flopped like a bitch on Howard) and HMC would fuck him up beyond repair.

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PingPong- June 15, 2009 at 8:01 am

BTW what happened to Chuck's Chin? Shaq barely hit him and he went down.

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PingPong- June 15, 2009 at 7:58 am

HMC wins, Kickboxing > Shaq-Fu

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Homoplata- June 15, 2009 at 7:49 am

LOL, comparing The Big Aristotle to those soft whiteboys ... saying them in the same breath, HA.

Shaq posts up on HMC, gets position, IPPON!!!!!!! SHAQPLATA!!! GETS THE TAP! and it's over and out.

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portland mma- June 15, 2009 at 7:45 am

Shaq is a pussy, he can't even beat people in the NBA's ass. He tried to cheap shop Brad Miller a few years ago and couldn't even hit him in the head when Miller was turned around unaware someone was going to hit him. Joel Pryzbilla would fuck him up.

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Homoplata- June 15, 2009 at 7:43 am

O'Neil wins via Shaqbar in the 2nd. HMC probably has the striking advantange but O'Neil shaqqling abilities are lightyears beyond HMC's

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dbiggles- June 15, 2009 at 7:31 am

hmc FIRST round tko

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