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She Ain’t So Pretty Anymore…


(Photo courtesy of Sherdog via Combat Lifestyle via Bloody Elbow, or something like that.)

As you can see, things didn’t go so well for Kim Couture during her professional MMA debut Friday at “Free For All: A Night of Combat,” at the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas. En route to a decision loss against Kim Rose — who was also making her pro debut that night — Couture suffered a broken nose, a broken jaw-bone (split in the middle of her chin), and a seriously busted grill. Interviewed after the match, Rose told fans in attendance “I felt like destroying something beautiful.” Nah, not really. Results of the MMA half of the MMA/boxing card are below.

John Alessio def. Pete Spratt via submission (rear naked choke), 2:07 of round 2
Kim Rose def. Kim Couture via unanimous decision
Dave Jansen def. Dennis Davis via unanimous decision
Kui Gonsalves def. Ricky Johnson via unanimous decision
Brice Ritani-Coe def. Rob Mitchell via TKO (strikes), 4:33 of round 1

(Props: MMA Weekly)

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Bdizzle- June 22, 2008 at 2:59 pm
She is a warrior and has the balls to fight. She just needs to get some more sparring and learn use her reach and she will be good to go.

Great fight Kim but your as was kicked. Can't do anything about it now, just heal fast.
lol- June 22, 2008 at 2:46 pm
she should take her tramp stamp and get back on the prowl where she can make actual money,
Rich S.- June 22, 2008 at 8:39 am
ok, i read that the break in her jaw was right down the middle.. and that the left side was 1/4 of an inch lower than the right side.. if you look at the pic again you can see it..

and it was one of the very first punches..

that means that here teeth, gums, and all.. were split right in half and just hanging there?

good lord.

that's gotta be the most vicious injury i've ever seen.. even sicker than arms breaking in armbars and legs breaking on leg kicks..

GEEEEZE!
Kim Couture is a cunt- June 22, 2008 at 5:09 am
@ King Kong,

I would love to come to your gym and tell you what a loser this broad is. I would put all my money on the fact I would demoralize you.
King Kong eats Dingleberries- June 22, 2008 at 4:45 am
Man that is horrid. Too bad that was not shown on one of elite xc's over the air broadcasts. They would hav ecalled that early. Or there would have been some horrified wrestling fans tuning in to see a real ass kicking. My Gosh. I bet Randy is regretting letting her think for herself for once. Now she thinks she is a fighter and he is going to have to listen to her whine for 6-10 weeks til that jaw heels. He is going to be sticking metal mouth for a while. SHe is going to be talking like mush mouth. What a mess.
Anonymous- June 22, 2008 at 3:44 am
http://www.combatlifestyle.com/pics/albums/062008espnmmacouturerose/1056.jpg

she'll be eating out of a straw for a while after this fight.
Anonymous- June 22, 2008 at 3:35 am
yeah, where's this video at?
lx- June 22, 2008 at 2:47 am
vid?
teachbug- June 22, 2008 at 1:46 am
hey king kong fucker...why dont you crawl up my leg and have a ball.
ya nut sucker.
King kong killer drinks gallons of jizzum- June 22, 2008 at 1:17 am
why would anyone go to the gym just to talk shit about kim when we can do it here dumb ass.don't think just cause you train at some gym it means means you are any good. I know you are just there for an excuse to rub up against other guys.how often do you get little chubbies when you are on the matt kong.
lol- June 21, 2008 at 10:06 pm
She kind of looks like leather face from texas chain saw massacre!
King kong killer- June 21, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Bet none of you pussy cunts leaving comments would keep fighting after getting your jaw broken in the 1st round!!

Shes a true warrior for doing that shit! all you haters come to the gym and talk some shit to peoples faces see what happens!
HOwie- June 21, 2008 at 9:51 pm
It would be neat to see some pro women fighters kick the living shit out of some male posers. You know, those guys that have taken 3 or 4 BJJ classes and go telling everyone they are going to quit their job soon and train full time to rock the MMA world. Just let them in the cage and say "if you win, you can fuck her". Lets see what unfolds!

H
HeadPotato- June 21, 2008 at 9:39 pm
I agree with Potatohead, women shouldn't be making their own decisions, men know better than women what they should and should not do. The next time Kim says she wants to fight, Randy should hit her over the head and tell her that despite the fact that she's old enough to decide what she wants to do with her life, there are people out there who think they can make that decision for her.

And that's why this is the land of the free.
Eveboy420- June 21, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Definetly should have a before and after pic!
grant- June 21, 2008 at 8:20 pm
gnar. i hope i never have to see gina like that. THAT would be tragic.
PotatoHead- June 21, 2008 at 6:44 pm
So... is this really what you wanted, Gloria Steinem, Billy Jean King, Joan Baez... and the rest of you man-hating, castrating, female chauvinistic sows?

Welcome to the wonderful world of equal rights. I'm sickened.
Rob from inside Tito Ortiz's Massive Noggin- June 21, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Kim Couture got fucked up! What happened to her mouthguard? Randy is going to have a much less happy night tonight with his woman all battered and bruised. I can't imagine any naked triangle chokes happening in the bedroom.
Kim Couture is a cunt- June 21, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Well even though I hate that slimy whiffy meng, I'll give her huge props for taking that beating. However, it looks fucking good on her. Made my MMA month yesterday when I saw that. Money grabbing whore.
teachbug- June 21, 2008 at 4:13 pm
......whereas the good news is, she can blow you much better without nipping skin.
It is an improvement on her.
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