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Shinya Aoki to Face Mediocre Opponent at Dream.7


(‘I am experiencing now very much happiness!’)

The official Dream website announced the addition of two new bouts to Dream.7 on March 8, and one of them features Shinya Aoki taking on American fighter David Gardner.  What’s that, you say?  You’ve never heard of Gardner, who is 16-10 in his career and 2-2 in his last four fights?  Well don’t worry, because you’re not alone.

Apparently Aoki wanted a little tune-up before participating in April’s welterweight tournament, or maybe he was just worried that his tights would get mildewed if he left them in the closet too long between fights.  In any event, Aoki will get his chance to rack up another quick submission victory unless Gardner pulls off the crazy upset.  And if he does, what becomes of Aoki’s cherished WAMMA lightweight title?  Probably nothing, since the fight will reportedly take place at 163 pounds, and also because Aoki will almost certainly win unless he is struck down by the hand of God, which would be a new one for the Sherdog Fight Finder.

Oh yeah, also announced was Mitsuhiro Ishida taking on Daisuke Nakamura in a lightweight bout.  So there’s that, too.  The whole thing, including the scheduled featherweight tournament, is set to air on HDNet.

Comments

  1. Thoughts Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 03:10


    Aoki by strangulation
  2. CanadianProduce Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 03:11


    Aoki by fabulous
  3. FightinMacGregor Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 03:13


    Aoki by fluorescence
  4. Pingu Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 03:29


    Aoki by some other sub from the top that's meant to be done from guard.
  5. Pingu Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 03:33


    Aoki by the first ever flying gogo?
  6. Clozer Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 03:46


    Aoki by Greg jackson nipple tweak.
  7. RYguy Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 03:48


    Aoki by sexual harrassment panda
  8. Ample Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 03:52


    Aoki by Phil Baronia best submission evvvvvva
  9. BIG CHRIS Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 03:58


    Aoki by embumbooway tuna....
  10. Weezer Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 04:16


    I'm gonna catch the COOL! bomber and I will reveal his identity to the world when he strikes next.
  11. Clozer Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 04:18


    How do you plan on doing that?
  12. Meohfumado Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 04:21


    Aoki by destruction of the engrish language.
  13. Rusty Shackleford Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:49


    I am also hot on the trail of the "cool bomber"...i hear he may have ties to chuck mangione
  14. Babalu Says:

    Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:13


    Aoki for sure. With nauseating fish breath.
  15. Anonymous Says:

    Sat, 02/21/09 - 06:38


    I love Kitaoka's crazy cameo in the photo.
  16. SpecC Says:

    Sat, 02/21/09 - 06:50


    Check out Kitaoka in the background with his "Yeah, good showing. But I would've done better" face.
  17. Ashlee Vance Says:

    Sat, 02/21/09 - 10:35


    Howabout that? Another card that will be better than the crapfest the UFC vomits out than you will manage to denigrate at every turn. You fucking ass licking piece of shit. Have a nice weekend.

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