MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Shinya Aoki to Face Mediocre Opponent at Dream.7


(‘I am experiencing now very much happiness!’)

The official Dream website announced the addition of two new bouts to Dream.7 on March 8, and one of them features Shinya Aoki taking on American fighter David Gardner.  What’s that, you say?  You’ve never heard of Gardner, who is 16-10 in his career and 2-2 in his last four fights?  Well don’t worry, because you’re not alone.

Apparently Aoki wanted a little tune-up before participating in April’s welterweight tournament, or maybe he was just worried that his tights would get mildewed if he left them in the closet too long between fights.  In any event, Aoki will get his chance to rack up another quick submission victory unless Gardner pulls off the crazy upset.  And if he does, what becomes of Aoki’s cherished WAMMA lightweight title?  Probably nothing, since the fight will reportedly take place at 163 pounds, and also because Aoki will almost certainly win unless he is struck down by the hand of God, which would be a new one for the Sherdog Fight Finder.

Oh yeah, also announced was Mitsuhiro Ishida taking on Daisuke Nakamura in a lightweight bout.  So there’s that, too.  The whole thing, including the scheduled featherweight tournament, is set to air on HDNet.

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Ashlee Vance- February 21, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Howabout that?
Another card that will be better than the crapfest the UFC vomits out than you will manage to denigrate at every turn.

You fucking ass licking piece of shit.

Have a nice weekend.
SpecC- February 21, 2009 at 6:50 am
Check out Kitaoka in the background with his "Yeah, good showing. But I would've done better" face.
Anonymous- February 21, 2009 at 6:38 am
I love Kitaoka's crazy cameo in the photo.
Babalu- February 20, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Aoki for sure. With nauseating fish breath.
Rusty Shackleford- February 20, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I am also hot on the trail of the "cool bomber"...i hear he may have ties to chuck mangione
Meohfumado- February 20, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Aoki by destruction of the engrish language.
Clozer- February 20, 2009 at 4:18 pm
How do you plan on doing that?
Weezer- February 20, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I'm gonna catch the COOL! bomber and I will reveal his identity to the world when he strikes next.
BIG CHRIS- February 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Aoki by embumbooway tuna....
Ample- February 20, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Aoki by Phil Baronia best submission evvvvvva
RYguy- February 20, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Aoki by sexual harrassment panda
Clozer- February 20, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Aoki by Greg jackson nipple tweak.
Pingu- February 20, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Aoki by the first ever flying gogo?
Pingu- February 20, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Aoki by some other sub from the top that's meant to be done from guard.
FightinMacGregor- February 20, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Aoki by fluorescence
CanadianProduce- February 20, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Aoki by fabulous
Thoughts- February 20, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Aoki by strangulation
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