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Shocking Pic of the Day: James Toney Might Beat Ken Shamrock Into a Living Death

Mumbles getting his party on, after getting his swole on.  PicProps: 8CountNews

Remember when James Toney trolled his way into a main event matchup against Randy Couture? And remember when he lost about thirty pounds on the fight poster thanks to a grueling Shoop diet? And then he came into UFC 118 weighing 237, was sluggish, and looked kinda lost for pretty much the entire goddamn fight?

Well according to, after all that stuff happened, Toney sat down, evaluated his life choices, took stock of his skills, knowledge and abilities, and resolved to rededicate himself to training in combat sports.

Or, as Toney explains: “My wife and pops sat down with me and they told me to take my career serious.”

With the Freak Show of the Decade (vs Kenneth Wayne Shamrock, Esq.) on the horizon, Toney has apparently found some motivation in an old pair of pants or something, since he was snapped at a recent party in LA doing his best Kimbo impression.

The cards have already been stacked carefully in Toney’s favor in the bout, and with a bit more muscle and a good deal less fight, Toney stands a very good chance of beating Shamrock so bad they start speaking the same language.


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Todd M- August 16, 2011 at 9:13 pm
+1 for the title of this article
PERPATRAITOR- August 16, 2011 at 8:57 pm
Why does he have a jizz stain on his wifebeater? I wouldn't fight that nasty mofucka.
Jesus Frijoles- August 16, 2011 at 8:11 pm
There is no fucking way in hell that this is not a bought and paid for "work". That is if it even happens.
fatbellyfrank- August 16, 2011 at 3:57 pm
More like krispy creme frosting, mumbles doesn't look as much of a fat fuck as when he fought???? Couture, but Mumbles v Shamwow shapes as a very ugly buttfuck of a fight, 2 dudes well past it trying to show their still relevant
AussieJosh- August 16, 2011 at 3:44 pm
Looks like a dry cum stain to me!
Lesnars_tiny_pecker_says- August 16, 2011 at 1:28 pm
That's what I am saying noizy. Looks like he is getting ready to go into a parking lot and whupp some fools ass.
danomite- August 16, 2011 at 11:52 am
is that kim couture in the back right corner?
Joedirt- August 16, 2011 at 11:47 am
Toney can't make any money boxing anymore so he turns to what he thought would be easy money in MMA. With that said... he has talented even though he is lazy and old. If he actually trained properly and learned some ground survival/avoidance... I'm NOT saying he'd be awesome but he would destroy most B fighters.
noizy- August 16, 2011 at 11:15 am
Kimbo is back.
Pen Fifteen- August 16, 2011 at 11:03 am
Please, somebody stop this j-k-martin dickweed from plugging his blog everytime he posts. As if the Russian robot spammers weren't bad enough, now we have this guy.
El Guapo- August 16, 2011 at 10:51 am
^Either that or he got caught cheating on his diet. Looks eerily similar to powdered donut remnants.
JaredB- August 16, 2011 at 10:47 am
So looking at that pic it's quite clear James Toney likes giving himself a stranger.
j-k-martin- August 16, 2011 at 10:43 am
The problem with Tony's last fight wasn't just that he was out of shape, it was that he doesn't have any clue how to fight mma. If that doesn't change he can lose all the weight he wants and he will still get pummeled.
Catalyst8487- August 16, 2011 at 10:34 am
JDog, Shammy will have 30 seconds after getting it to the ground to do something. Otherwise they are getting stood up. Special rules and all...
El Guapo- August 16, 2011 at 10:31 am
He DID look slimmer calling out "thalil biiiatch Quintana Rambo Jeckson" but he was sitting down so it was kind of hard to tell. Also, who knows when that video was shot? If this pic was actually taken Sunday, Mumbles "fin to whoop Shamwow ass, nawmsayin mumfuka". I mean, shit, his belly is gone. It's actually gone! RIP Shamwow
J-Dog- August 16, 2011 at 9:59 am
So no one thinks Shamrock will just put him on the mat and sub him? I'm surprised people think Toney will win this. I'll put $5 on Ken, if it happens. Yeah, Toney wins a standup war, but I highly doubt he has any ground game at all. My money is on the mixed martial artist.
KarmaAteMyCat- August 16, 2011 at 9:58 am
I refuse to believe this.. I am calling Photoshop Bullshit.. who gave rex a damn photoshop Activation Key!!!
KarmaAteMyCat- August 16, 2011 at 9:52 am
did he cut a lot of weight or is that photo old?
ReX13- August 16, 2011 at 9:50 am
Maine >> that's probably a smarter bet than putting money on either of these guys.
Maine Blazer- August 16, 2011 at 9:35 am
Hundred bucks says this fight never happens. I will make that bet up to the minute the fight is 'supposed' to happen.
djp1988- August 16, 2011 at 9:23 am
He's seriously gonna mumba-jumba Ken Shamrock, nawimsayin'?
Me likey- August 16, 2011 at 9:16 am
binge. edit button
Me likey- August 16, 2011 at 9:14 am
i bet if he loses to shamrock he will go on an energy drink benge and drive like a madman thru..... oh wait a minute. that isn't rampage is it.