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Sign of the Apocalypse #2,337: The Shaw Family Reality Show Is Back On

The Shaw family is a lot like herpes: nobody likes the fact that they even exist, and yet we can’t get rid of them.  You might recognize the above promo video for “Blood, Sweat, and Bling,” the reality show about boxing promoter Gary Shaw that we told you about some months back, but which thankfully seemed to die a quiet death in the alley behind some TV production studio.  Well, they didn’t bury this thing deep enough, because the show is reportedly back on, according to rich brat/local idiot Jared Shaw.


Here’s the essential question when it comes to this reality show: will it be so bad it’s good, or so bad that it’s just really bad?  

On one hand, shows about rich people whose lives are a mess and whose kids are cringe-inducing jerkoffs have the potential to make the non-wealthy among us feel like maybe we’re not missing so much after all.  Yeah, it would be nice to have a Ferrari.  But then you look at Gary Shaw arguing with his ingrate son, or sitting around in his Everlast jacket with no shirt on underneath, man boobs swaying ponderously above his belly, and suddenly you think that it isn’t worth it after all.

On the other hand, these people are jackasses.  Giving them attention and TV time for being such jackasses is probably not how an effective society should operate.

The good news in all this is that at least the Shaws aren’t involved in MMA anymore.  Now they can bring dishonor by association to boxing alone, and let’s be honest, that sport’s reputation is already so tarnished that the Shaws can hardly do much worse.  The new lows that $kala might visit upon the rap industry, however, is another story.

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ScrambledEggs- May 12, 2009 at 7:26 pm
I can't wait to watch this fat fuck and his wanna be rapper son in this fiasco of a reality show.
LiverPunch_Kickto daBolls- May 12, 2009 at 7:58 am
Oh please God! Bring this masterpiece to me as soon as possible! When can I watch this and what channel will it be on? That gigantic herb/spermwaste of a son Jared, the crackhead mother, the Tony Sopranno wannabe of a dad? I can see why that fat slob concentrated on work so much. Id concentrate on a fuckin bullet if I had a family like that, I dont care how much money I had.
LoneWolf- May 12, 2009 at 6:59 am
Oh great, another crappy show....with freaking morons to boot....
poopiestick- May 12, 2009 at 5:35 am
Gary seems okay. The rest are f*cking goons.
Anhonestmoose- May 11, 2009 at 11:04 pm
i thought we were past this
Anhonestmoose- May 11, 2009 at 11:03 pm
honestly, just....honestly.....oh wow
CLOZER- May 11, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Wow, Hal just doesn't get enough. The Shaw family is the biggest bunch of scumbag criminals there is! SKALA needs to be entered into a backyard beating without his consent! HATE HIM!
Zescape- May 11, 2009 at 5:22 pm
The Shaws represent much of what is wrong with America. They fail at life.
NateGetsIrate- May 11, 2009 at 4:34 pm
This is a comment. You have just read a comment. Sphincter says what?
Bandy13- May 11, 2009 at 4:22 pm
i use to hate jared till i saw this. now, i just hate his parents for letting him breathe.
Redmoose- May 11, 2009 at 4:14 pm
pizza by the slice.
HAL_13- May 11, 2009 at 4:04 pm
@ the man who made capslock hal. YOUR NOT SMART ENOUGH TO CREATE SUCH A BEING SO I DON'T THINK SO BRO. YOU ONLY WISH YOU WERE AS CRAFTY, AND SLY AS ME. NICE TRY THOUGH. SO DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT GARY SHAW OR NOT.
HAL_13- May 11, 2009 at 4:01 pm
GARY SHAW'S MARRIAGE WILL BE OVER WITH IN NO TIME AFTER THIS. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO INVITES ALL THE CAMERA'S INTO THEIR HOMES. THEN HE WILL BE BEGGING DANA WHITE FOR A JOB.
Blumpkin- May 11, 2009 at 3:59 pm
i just bought a 8 sack!
Dana Mother Fcuking White- May 11, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I don't look so bad now, do I?
Blumpkin- May 11, 2009 at 3:32 pm
you know what....i need some weed!
Pure Karate- May 11, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I wonder how they'll find a way to blame Kimbo after this show fails.
Harry Russo- May 11, 2009 at 3:28 pm
How much PBR and Old Crow do you think it takes Gary Shaw to maintain that gnarly gut?
Warcraft- May 11, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I made it to the 3:00 mark that was pretty awful.
Seems like they trying to emulate the Sopranos/Ozborns and its so hackish it unbelievable.

"On the other hand, these people are jackasses. Giving them attention and TV time for being such jackasses is probably not how an effective society should operate."

Yeah I voted for change to.....together we can do it just round up all the jackasses and drop the bomb.
Stephen- May 11, 2009 at 3:25 pm
After watching that I looked up what his oldest son did to be sent to prison. Apparently he's the biggest piece of shit out of all of them.

Guy beat and stabbed to death a six year old boy then went on to beat and rape the boy's mother.

Real group of the winners the Shaws are.
the man who made capslock hal- May 11, 2009 at 3:16 pm
thats right caps... i made you nerd... and in my mind you look like gary shaws ugly sister
BeastUnleashed- May 11, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I cant wait for the show. Its gonna be a train wreck.
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