(The end is very nigh, indeed.)
So this fight is really happening, isn’t it, K-1 Dynamite? You’re sure there’s nothing I can say to talk you out of it? Fine, have it your way.
But at some point in the night on New Year’s Eve, when Bob Sapp is standing in the ring across from a dude in a mask, you’re going to have to answer some pretty difficult questions about how you got to this point.
But this is Bob Sapp. Against a dude in a mask (not that exact same mask, but still). It might sound like a lot of fun for a crazy New Year’s Eve show, but you’re going to hate yourself for this in the morning. Or at least you ought to.