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Silva vs. Cote Booked for UFC 90; Penn vs. GSP Possible for December


(Patrick Cote: Dead man.)

The UFC has informed the Chicago Sun-Times that UFC 90 (October 25th @ Chicago’s Allstate Arena) will be headlined by a middleweight title bout between Anderson Silva and Patrick Cote. Get a load of how retarded Cote is:

“This guy will need 10 punches to my face to knock me out, and I’ll just need one,” Cote said. ‘”I have a good chance. He won’t exchange with me, and I’m not scared of him.”

Absolutely nothing in the above statement is accurate. And if that 10/1 ratio thing that “The Predator” mentioned sounds familiar, it’s because James Irvin said something idiotically similar before getting his lights turned out — with one punch! ha! — in his fight against Silva. But don’t worry, because Cote knows that the secret to defeating Anderson Silva is head movement:

“If you want to know how not to fight Silva, just watch tape of [the Silva/Irvin] fight,” Cote said. “He was flat on his feet with no head movement. He threw a lazy kick against a world-class Muay Thai fighter, and that’s what happens. I’m not like James Irvin. I’m a better striker, and I’m faster.”

Translation: Cote isn’t making it past the first round. In other UFC news, Five Ounces of Pain is reporting that if Georges St. Pierre successfully defends his welterweight title against Jon Fitch next month, he’ll face BJ Penn on December 27th, at a yet-unnumbered UFC event that is also slated to feature the heavyweight title clash between Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira and Frank Mir. One theory making the rounds is that the Penn/GSP match will be a non-title affair that will be marketed as a “battle of the weight divisions.” As cheesy as that sounds, there’s a certain logic to it — assuming the fight is contested at welterweight, it would seem a little unfair for GSP’s belt to be on the line but not Penn’s. We just hope that the UFC has special “superfight rules” in place that would make Penn vs. St. Pierre five rounds instead of three. More to come…

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fuckin man- July 29, 2008 at 11:29 pm
am as cold as yr mums bed
fuckin man- July 29, 2008 at 11:23 pm
sorry out of tissue gay boy its a good job she is dead cos she would have a stroke if she could c u going full pelt with an epileptic tranny wearing yr pink cardigen and baging yr own shit. tonite all drink to her bones
UFC fan- July 29, 2008 at 10:41 pm
fucinman reminds me of the retarded kid at school who picked his nose and ate the buggers.
I'm glad hes a working class man, cause I cant see him doing clerical work.
I am atad worried about his mental state, not only because of irrational stupid typing, and ranting, but him talking about fuckin my mother is a tad more than I think is normal. Considering my mother is dead, I think dude has issues that go way beyond simple rage or inbred lose of chromosomes.
UFC fan- July 29, 2008 at 10:40 pm
fucinman reminds me of the retarded kid at school who picked his nose and ate em the buggers.
I'm glad hes a working class man, cause I cant see him doing clerical work.
I am atad worried about his mental state, not only because of irrational stupid typing, and ranting, but him talking about fuckin my mother is a tad more than I think is normal. Considering my mother is dead, I think dude has issues that go way beyond simple rage or inbred lose of chromosomes.
Bootylam!- July 29, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Thefuckinman is the SHIT! I love those guys that spent their time beating the living shit out of window lickers instead of getting educated because fuck if I'm working with my hands for a fucking living. Do my lawn, build my addition, then go fuck that nerd's mom AFTER I pay you.
fuckin man- July 28, 2008 at 2:24 pm
ufc fan and ADW dont fuckin read my post then u silly bastards and i am english u speak my language u spaztic fucks wow fucking wee my punctuation is guf thats because when i was at school i was to bizzy beating the living shit out of window lickers like u all day i work with my hands anyway not just when am flikin yr mums bean or frigin her ass so fuck english lessons my cock makes up 4 the lack of punctuation ask yr fat mums.so you two 4 eyed twats just sit thier behind yr pc spellin every word right praying that u won't die a virgin u can spell good but u dont no what a cunt looks like u paki loving shit rash n tell yr mum s they both got jenny warts and stink of vedgtable matter bigg kiss gay boys. WHO ELSE FUCKIN WANTS A PEICE
DudeWheresMyCar- July 28, 2008 at 3:25 am
I'll put a little cash on it. Anything can happen, just ask Serra.
ADW- July 28, 2008 at 3:23 am
Fucin Man I hope that you are from another country or something, because that might explain why I can't understand a single thing on your post. Do you have dyslexia or something? Maybe you should go get tested or something. I'm being serious. I knew a kid that typed like you and he was seriously dyslexic. His life was easier after they diagnosed it and he got to read books with the R E A L L Y B I G P R I N T A N D S P A C E S B E T W E E N T H E L E T T E R S.
UFC fan- July 28, 2008 at 2:24 am
fucin man I really wish you would learn how to type or shut the fuck up, cause I have not understood a word you have typed.
Go take some english lessons you typing-baboon.
fucin man- July 28, 2008 at 1:57 am
i just feel like they r waisting silva career when we all look back we will say what the fuck was he fighting cote for oh thats it because him n machida r shit pushers he will probly never fight liddel or wandy i think bisping would batter cote but i would not put him in with silva no one wants to c franklin get fuckt up again there is no 1 ready in the mdwdivision if i cud get my hands on dana i would tie him up and get big chris to rape his dogs ass peice infront of him the sweaty bald bastard he seems to drewel on the fighters and always touching them like a battyboy
Agonistes- July 28, 2008 at 1:21 am
man, everybody here is hating on the predator...
Cote is by no means a real well rounded fighter, he's a stand up knockout artist and that's basically it, his wrestling and jiu jitsu is just good enough to keep him out of trouble against someone else with mediocre wrestling an jits, but still
if anyone at 185 has a legitimate shot at knocking Silva off the throne, it's Cote, for the simple reason that Cote has one punch knockout power. if he comes out fast and aggressive enough, he could be the man to take out Silva. he's just got to realize that if he's gonna end this fight, he's going to have to do it before Silva can mount any kind of an offense, and he's gonna have to do it with one big shot... it's a puncher's chance, nothing more, but it's better than anyone else has had so far... besides, bigger miracles have happened.
RJeezy- July 27, 2008 at 10:28 pm
And also before I get flamed by the Chuck and Wandy fanboys I'm saying Demian's the only middleweight with a shot.
RJeezy- July 27, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Demian Maia is maybe... MAYBE... the only person the UFC has who has a shot at beating Spider. But barring him doing something insane to The Mathlete, he's still a couple fights away from a shot. Until then we get to watch the human equivalent of a pit bull fighting a kitten, and I'm not complaining.

Also, bad location for the fight. The Allstate isn't even in the Chicago city limits, it's in Rosemont which is a 15 minute drive from downtown where I imagine all the afterparties will be. And which is where I'll be.
EVERYONES GOT IT WRONG- July 27, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Cote is going to knock Silva out in the 3rd. U heard it here first
Fedor Emelianenko MMA instructional DVD- July 27, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I wonder who'll be next in line for Silva after he disposes of Cote (as much as I like him, I wouldn't give him a fair chance in this matchup)? I mean, UFC is looking desperate trying to throw at the Spider whoever's crazy enough to get in the cage with him.
BIG CHRIS- July 27, 2008 at 8:53 pm
@Mark's Right-"What an incredible illusion picture… its like one of the 3-d eye illusion tricks…"

Your GAY: if you stare at this picture long enough, you will see a man in the middle flexing!
Mark's Right- July 27, 2008 at 8:43 pm
What an incredible illusion picture... its like one of the 3-d eye illusion tricks...

GAME: if you stare at this picture long enough, you will see a man in the middle flexing!
Jeffro- July 27, 2008 at 8:40 pm
After re-reading my comment, I realize that I must have had my bitch-pants on when I posted that. I have liked Cote since he took the fight with Tito on short notice and almost KOed him. But he surely does not need my sympathy.

I wish there were someone @ 185 that would actually challange Anderson, but he is just to damn good. I still hope that Cote catches him.'

A guy can dream, can't he?
the fucin man- July 27, 2008 at 7:32 pm
jeffro i no cote has worked hard to get were he is but he will not have to work hard in this fight cos he will be licking the floor before he can put his gum sheild in.his last fight was shit i no he has had a few good fights but i think there is about 5 or 6 better middlweights than the pray i mean the predator and non can put a fight up if i was dana i would tell fucking spider lanky bastard silva that he is a 205er now and guess what yr fighting machida and if he did not like it i wud send chuck wandy and lesnar down to his backstage room to hold him while dan severn stuck a 20ny in his mouth nd pumped him
BIG CHRIS- July 27, 2008 at 7:23 pm
@Peon-Yeah but if they did that Cote and Almeida would still find a way to make it boring....
Geriatric Peon- July 27, 2008 at 7:03 pm
They should have the tag team of Almeida and Cote to get both title shots out of the way. When one gets knocked out the other comes in and Spider has to have both unconscious at the same time to win.
ADW- July 27, 2008 at 6:31 pm
These are some of the funniest comments ever. This thread made my day. keep them coming guys! Jeffro Go wash the sand out of your vagina.

Patrick Cote is doomed. Period. He doesn't have any skills to beat Anderson Silva. The only way he has a chance to win is if Anderson slips, falls and knocks himself out. Or if Anderson Wins the LHW Title in the next few months and forfeits the belt. Neither of which are likely to happen. Patrick Cote is going to try to stand with Anderson Silva which is, for a fact, the worst possible strategy.

Alas Patrick, I knew him well. LOL.
PF- July 27, 2008 at 5:59 pm
They could give Cote a net and trident and hold the fight in the Colosseum. That might make it more interesting......
BIG CHRIS- July 27, 2008 at 5:36 pm
@Jeffro-What is Cote supposed to say? “I have nothing for him, I am preparing myself for the worst beating in my entire life.”

Actually that isn't a bad idea.... Maybe Cote should watch come Kalib Starnes fight videos so he could survive at least 30 seconds in round 1....

And Jeffro what should we give him credit for?? Maybe for barely beating Ricardo Almeida in a split decision victory that was one of the most boring fights I have ever seen...then making him the only choice to become the UFC's bloody meat to throw in the shark tank to keep the Shark happy....They could care less about Cote in the UFC, they are keeping The Spider happy by giving him fights in the division he wants to dominate in, it has nothing to do with Cote....He knows he is the bloody meat and he knows who the shark is.....
silva- July 27, 2008 at 5:27 pm
enough of these ultimate fighter loser. It's Time for silva to fight someone tough. who the fuck is patrick cote, i wanna silva vs silva or silva vs iceman , patrick better start plannin a funerall
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