After sifting through over 250 entries for our latest caption contest — most of them absolutely awful — we found nine that stood out from the rest of the pack. Check ‘em out after the jump, and vote for your favorite in the poll on the right; the winners will be announced on Monday morning. If you haven’t been nominated, don’t freak out: You can still obtain a Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory shirt from 62Gear.com for just $21.95. Check out all of Six Deuce’s lovely designs right here, and big ups to everybody who participated.

Nick420Diaz: Fedor practices for his big New Years Eve showdown with Jeff Dunham.

Goat (1): caption haiku…
Fedor and Monkey
Raping Your Stupid Face, Man
A Winning Team

Ajax: Now who’s stupid for spending $20 playing ring toss?

Goat (2): As John witnessed the brutality in front of him, he could only stand there, mouth agape, wearing his painfully lame gray shirt and black jacket.

hotsaucemonster: You may leave alive, I will grant you that privilege, but the nose, she belongs to me now.

steampunk22: While Jim Henson’s sweater had brought him much greatness and strength, Fedor still found himself at mercy of its original owner, the sweater guiding his hands in the darkest of ways, cursed for all eternity.

LetMeStickItInYourRua: That monkey is some sort of bionic creature. It doesn’t poo in its hand and throw it at you instead Fedor crawls out and punches you to death.

LuketheDuke: In Mother Russia, monkey spanks YOU.

chilldude: "You criticize this sweater? I have people writing captions just so they can have a shirt that LOOKS like this sweater!"