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Six Deuce Fedor-Sweater Caption Contest: The Finalists


After sifting through over 250 entries for our latest caption contest — most of them absolutely awful — we found nine that stood out from the rest of the pack. Check ‘em out after the jump, and vote for your favorite in the poll on the right; the winners will be announced on Monday morning. If you haven’t been nominated, don’t freak out: You can still obtain a Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory shirt from 62Gear.com for just $21.95. Check out all of Six Deuce’s lovely designs right here, and big ups to everybody who participated.



Nick420Diaz: Fedor practices for his big New Years Eve showdown with Jeff Dunham.

Goat (1): caption haiku…
Fedor and Monkey
Raping Your Stupid Face, Man
A Winning Team

Ajax: Now who’s stupid for spending $20 playing ring toss?

Goat (2): As John witnessed the brutality in front of him, he could only stand there, mouth agape, wearing his painfully lame gray shirt and black jacket.

hotsaucemonster: You may leave alive, I will grant you that privilege, but the nose, she belongs to me now.

steampunk22: While Jim Henson’s sweater had brought him much greatness and strength, Fedor still found himself at mercy of its original owner, the sweater guiding his hands in the darkest of ways, cursed for all eternity.

LetMeStickItInYourRua: That monkey is some sort of bionic creature. It doesn’t poo in its hand and throw it at you instead Fedor crawls out and punches you to death.

LuketheDuke: In Mother Russia, monkey spanks YOU.

chilldude: "You criticize this sweater? I have people writing captions just so they can have a shirt that LOOKS like this sweater!"

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Mex- December 4, 2009 at 2:36 pm
They're all unfunny crap. Burn the shirt as a sacrifice and pray Fedor doesn't find this page and armbar everyone in the CP basement.
TheJuggernaut- December 4, 2009 at 8:22 am
Ajax easily but both of the goats were pretty good too
Daoulas- December 4, 2009 at 1:58 am
and over here we have fedor demonstrating dreams new glove.
steampunk22- December 3, 2009 at 6:37 pm
I was using Safari, which I think had the popup blocket turned on. I switched to Mozilla though to test if there was a difference and I got the same error. But I just tried it again with Mozilla and now it works.

I dunno. Weird.
LetMeStickItInYourRua- December 3, 2009 at 6:13 pm
What browser are you using? When I use Google Chrome it says the same thing but when I use good old internet explorer it doesn't. So that may be your problem.
robthom- December 3, 2009 at 4:08 pm
@ steampunk, are you running a popup/ad blocker?
robthom- December 3, 2009 at 4:06 pm
All funny, but I liked Luke and Ajax's the best.
steampunk22- December 3, 2009 at 3:10 pm
On a related note, I have never been able to vote on any of the polls on this site, although I think I only tried to vote in the last 2 or 3. I get a "Validation Error, please contact site admin, etc". Kind of odd.
steampunk22- December 3, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I'm just happy I found a way to mention Jim Henson on an MMA site. :P
Kimbos Bread- December 3, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I thought my "It's ALL OVER!" one was the funniest.
Kimbos Bread- December 3, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Oh, the HORROR....
831 Son- December 3, 2009 at 12:35 pm
These crappy caption contests are getting old. How about a pick em contest, where there is clearly one winner and so we don't have comments that aren't even remotely funny.
LetMeStickItInYourRua- December 3, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Give it to the new guy. I like him and his name is so clever. I mean stick it in your rua. Now that some original stuff. But I might be a little biased about it all. lol
agentsmith- December 3, 2009 at 11:35 am
It's at times like these that I can totally empathize with the "Turd Sandwich vs Giant Douche" episode of South Park.
Clue-by-Four- December 3, 2009 at 11:25 am
That's not even haiku, it's senryu.
Koeikan- December 3, 2009 at 11:09 am
LukeTheDuke should get it for the old school Simpsons reference.
ksgbobo- December 3, 2009 at 10:45 am
I thought my Family Guy reference was the best...I guess not...you suck CP!
Goat- December 3, 2009 at 10:41 am
After I win this t-shirt, I'm going to try out for TUF's super-fly weight season and run the board against fellow malnourished white guys and asians.



portland mma- December 3, 2009 at 10:37 am
I prefer purist, but either way apology accepted. Now if I could just get these post tears of anger to dry off my shirt.
LukeTheDuke- December 3, 2009 at 10:34 am
Yea I really didn't expect to make it to the finals with that one. Portland mma: Sorry if I couldn't placate your comment elitist mentality.
Soda Popinski- December 3, 2009 at 10:03 am
a say ajax or chilldude.
newotnek- December 3, 2009 at 10:00 am
Ajax for the win.

Can we envoke a rule that if you enter something that has already been entered you have to buy everyone else a shirt? I would have a new wardrobe from all the "monkey spanks you" attempts.
KuJudo- December 3, 2009 at 9:56 am
How can you even be thinking about voting for Ajax over Goat(1)? That Haiku is the only one that made me laugh out loud.
Dante- December 3, 2009 at 9:53 am
those were all really funny.
Lunk- December 3, 2009 at 9:15 am
Big ups, ajax.
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