Ajax (21% of the vote): Now who’s stupid for spending $20 playing ring toss?
Nick420Diaz (20% of the vote): Fedor practices for his big New Years Eve showdown with Jeff Dunham.
LetMeStickItInYourRua (13% of the vote): That monkey is some sort of bionic creature. It doesn’t poo in its hand and throw it at you. Instead, Fedor crawls out and punches you to death.
If your name has been called, please e-mail your real name, address, and shirt size to firstname.lastname@example.org. Thanks to everyone who entered, and special props to Six Deuce for making this possible. Why don’t you take a break from whatever you’re doing and buy some of their stuff?
Semi-related: In case you haven’t noticed the announcement on the right, our own "Devil Horns" t-shirt is now on sale for 12 bucks. Guaranteed not to fall apart within the first two weeks, or your money back.