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Six Deuce Hipporiffic Caption Contest: The Winners!


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After two days and 350+ submissions, we’re proud to announce the three winners of this week’s caption contest, who will be picking up some kickass new t-shirts from Six Deuce! Was your entry worthy of recognition? Find out after the jump. But first, some honorable mentions…


Phil Bologna:
"Guys, I would like to introduce you to my mother."

cdubious:
Alistair Overeem‘s idea of being ‘hypocritical’ is kicking a hippo to death.

HeavyHandedHawaiian:
High Definition is very unflattering to Brett Rogers

rockpaperscissorkick:
Scott Coker assured fans that Alistair will defend his Strikeforce title as soon as he has fulfilled his obligation to K1 and the San Diego Zoo.

punchguyinface:
Mmmmm, looks delicious. Fetch me my giant wooden hammer!

Enricho Palazzo:
Hippo: "No, no, leave me alone and stop calling me ‘Schnookylumps’. You haven’t called, you haven’t texted. You don’t care about my feelings."
Alistair: "You knew what this was."

natericklesmma:
Overeem, perfecting his new weapon of choice… the underhand right.

Videodrome_NOW:
Bro, you’re a male nurse.

*******

And now, the winners…

First Place — wins the Fall Seven and Muay Thai Arena shirts, and a pair of shorts
AntonioTurdStick:
I’ll say it again, neither me nor my cat are on steroids.

Second place — wins your choice of either the Fall Seven or the Muay Thai Arena shirt
TheHuytonHandGrenade:
Stop holding the cage, Sapp!

Third place — wins your choice of either the Fall Seven or the Muay Thai Arena shirt
RwilsonR:
Scott Coker: "No, I don’t think it is fair to call this a ‘freak show’ fight. It may not have any cage experience, but look… hippos are responsible for more human deaths in Africa than any other animal. That has to count for a lot. You know, we are concerned with putting together the best fights possible at heavyweight, and we talked to Overeem’s people, and we talked with various wildlife out there… and really, this was the best fight possible right now."

If you’re a prize winner, please e-mail contest@cagepotato.com with your real name, address, and size(s). Thanks to everybody who entered, and big ups to Six Deuce for making this contest possible. Let the hatin’ begin!

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Charming Charlie- November 11, 2010 at 1:20 pm
As always, the honorable mentions are 70% funny, while the winning captions are just recognizable as humor.
Fried Taco- November 11, 2010 at 12:08 pm
@SouthAfricanMMA - Yes, you are in the running. CP will not send a t-shirt anywhere!
SouthAfricanMMA- November 11, 2010 at 10:15 am
Am I in the running for these living in SA and all?
Fried Taco- November 11, 2010 at 6:51 am
Thought I might get an honorable mention, or dishonorable mention, or at least a most improved mention this time. Oh well, I guess I should've gone with my original idea:

"Overeem: this fudge making machine is great!"
joe sons balls- November 10, 2010 at 7:00 pm
no more love for videodromes? i thought 'bro, youre a male nurse' was easily the best one for some reason.
Yazloz18- November 10, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Congrats guys, very well deserved
Mr_Misanthropy- November 10, 2010 at 4:07 pm
You guys are funny!

Why is Anthony Perosh in Australian jail? I hope The Big Reemer drops some scratch on his books when visiting hour is over.
Ballkick- November 10, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Denied again :-(

Cue The Incredible Hulk closing theme:

Ballkick walking away kickin stones down the road with hands in pocket,....again.

Heavy sigh.
Koeikan- November 10, 2010 at 2:43 pm
First and Third ones made me LOL...
RSparrow- November 10, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Robbed!


My personal favorite was the guy who put...

Dana White via twitter: :D


Fucking awesome right there...
superflat- November 10, 2010 at 2:42 pm
CP needs to upload the winning caption and photo to icanhascheezeburger, stat.
RwilsonR- November 10, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Nice! I'll take third.

I liked Videodrome's very timely caption. And rockpaperscissors and Huyton were great. There definitely were some good ones that weren't picked, but I forget what they were also.
kk89093- November 10, 2010 at 2:42 pm
THIS WEDDING IS HORSESHIT!!!
LonghornCageFighter115- November 10, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Forget Horsemeat! Hippo is way better for you
LET IT RAIN- November 10, 2010 at 2:27 pm
well played, sirs.
Kimbos Bread- November 10, 2010 at 2:01 pm
The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.
itsgalf- November 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm
haha, nice one AntonioTurdStick. Good entries this time around
MoTropolis- November 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm
@danomite

Yea, Im too lazy to go back and re-read thru all of em but there were def some others that were worth a mention. I think from now on, Im gonna copy and paste the ones I like into a notepad and post them in the winner thread. We can have our own "viewer's choice" kinda award. The prize will be that we wont promise to send you a shirt and not send you a shirt.
natericklesmma- November 10, 2010 at 1:45 pm
close but no cigar... damn i really needed some free fight shorts
danomite- November 10, 2010 at 1:29 pm
These were all good, but there were alot of other, equally funny stuff out there that didn't get honorable mention. Not mine, of course, because I can't seem to tell the difference between a rhino and a hippo, but there were definitely a lot of funny ones this time.
agentsmith- November 10, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Well done, these guys actually deserved it.
BONGTAR- November 10, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Good Shit CP. All were very funny.

"you knew what this was". i gotta remember that one. Strikes a personal note with me for some reason. Thank you for that.
Bill Jackson- November 10, 2010 at 1:20 pm
These were all great. Well done, guys.
ReX13- November 10, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Props to the winners--there was some funny stuff out there.  Apologies to Fried Taco.
Viva Hate- November 10, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Congrats to all the winners, tons of funny as shit right there!
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