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After two days and 350+ submissions, we’re proud to announce the three winners of this week’s caption contest, who will be picking up some kickass new t-shirts from Six Deuce! Was your entry worthy of recognition? Find out after the jump. But first, some honorable mentions…


Phil Bologna:
"Guys, I would like to introduce you to my mother."

cdubious:
Alistair Overeem‘s idea of being ‘hypocritical’ is kicking a hippo to death.

HeavyHandedHawaiian:
High Definition is very unflattering to Brett Rogers…

rockpaperscissorkick:
Scott Coker assured fans that Alistair will defend his Strikeforce title as soon as he has fulfilled his obligation to K1 and the San Diego Zoo.

punchguyinface:
Mmmmm, looks delicious. Fetch me my giant wooden hammer!

Enricho Palazzo:
Hippo: "No, no, leave me alone and stop calling me ‘Schnookylumps’. You haven’t called, you haven’t texted. You don’t care about my feelings."
Alistair: "You knew what this was."

natericklesmma:
Overeem, perfecting his new weapon of choice… the underhand right.

Videodrome_NOW:
Bro, you’re a male nurse.

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And now, the winners…

First Place — wins the Fall Seven and Muay Thai Arena shirts, and a pair of shorts
AntonioTurdStick:
I’ll say it again, neither me nor my cat are on steroids.

Second place — wins your choice of either the Fall Seven or the Muay Thai Arena shirt
TheHuytonHandGrenade:
Stop holding the cage, Sapp!

Third place — wins your choice of either the Fall Seven or the Muay Thai Arena shirt
RwilsonR:
Scott Coker: "No, I don’t think it is fair to call this a ‘freak show’ fight. It may not have any cage experience, but look… hippos are responsible for more human deaths in Africa than any other animal. That has to count for a lot. You know, we are concerned with putting together the best fights possible at heavyweight, and we talked to Overeem’s people, and we talked with various wildlife out there… and really, this was the best fight possible right now."

If you’re a prize winner, please e-mail contest@cagepotato.com with your real name, address, and size(s). Thanks to everybody who entered, and big ups to Six Deuce for making this contest possible. Let the hatin’ begin!