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So Fedor Totally Fought Chan Sung Jung the Other Day [Video]

(We’re not the only ones who see a woman in a bear suit in the background, right?)

It’s a new week, Potato Nation, and with it brings change. I, for one, will be shedding the DangadaDang “nom de plume,” if you will, in favor of my actual name from now on. Will the writing be any gooder? Perhaps, but for every change, something must stay the same, as they say. And in the ever changing landscape that is the current MMA scene, it’s comforting to know that we can count on the stability of at least one thing: Fedor Emelianenko‘s desire to toss around Asian men he outweighs by a good 70 pounds. You get caught with your hand in the (fortune) cookie jar once, it’s forgivable. You get caught twice, and you’re moving into full blown fetish territory, Mr. Emelianenko.

Yes, the former PRIDE heavyweight champion recently appeared on the South Korean TV show, “Star King,” to reenact the end of the Tim Boetsch/David Heath scrap with the help of fast rising featherweight contender Chan Sung Jung. Aside from being a reminder of how much better Asian television shows are than ours (oh MXC, where hast thou gone?), the sparring session is at the minimum a silver lining in the storm cloud of disappointment that was the second UFC on Fox broadcast. Like we said, it’s a new day, and let’s just shed the memory of last weekend’s main card with a good old fashioned freak show exhibition to start the work week, shall we?

Join us after the jump for the glorious video, but for the love of God, turn off your speakers before you do so. If you’ve ever ordered take out from P.F. Chang’s, then you are familiar with the chaos that awaits you.

Was that a scarf hold armlock Fedor just pulled off? Someone’s clearly a Minowaman fan. And hey, this match was still a hell of a lot more competitive than Emelianenko/Ishii. Or Jung/Hominick, for that matter.

- J. Jones

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darkstarrocketship- January 30, 2012 at 4:01 pm
I see Ryu versus a cross between Sagat and Zangief.
mt59801- January 30, 2012 at 2:47 pm
CP ban on all variations of the username: DangadaDang so he can never go back!
XENOPHON- January 30, 2012 at 10:34 am
@J. Jones Says: - self depreciating humor, I know nothing about it. I thought "gooder" was a proper noun, or was that verb?
Jared, your kind of like Prince and that black guy...what's his name now?
Why'd you decided to ditch the Danga moniker?
@ - we don't dislike Danga, but already got his SSN. It came out of his trash can. He has no usable credit. Matter of fact you ever google or check pastebin for your own SSN?
ReX13- January 30, 2012 at 10:26 am
shit, i didn't even think about that.
Mofo- January 30, 2012 at 10:12 am
@Danga - don't worry, anyone who didn't know gooder was a joke is a walking lobotomy. It's self deprecating humor, which is good natured of you.
@Rex - What's with outing Jared's first name? He let us know his last name, but for some reason I bet he didn't want us to know his first name! Now, thanks to you, I, JoshTheGod, will find his SSN and throw it on pastebin.
J. Jones- January 30, 2012 at 9:57 am
@Xeno and Palmtree
You understand that the "gooder" line was a joke, right?
XENOPHON- January 30, 2012 at 9:48 am
Fletch the V Stretch Says - Notes from subscribers is like what the Nazis on Jews.
Listen to this Stretch (double entendre, the big difference is JJDanga gets paid. PalmTreeGuy doesn't.
Alright, all ready, all right, already - we git git us a edtit button soon, OK..
Hell even that prick Dana gives fans what they ask for most of the time, you sir would never make it working for Zuffa.
Your fans ask for an edit button, and you refuse make it happen. Chalk it up to a bunch of journalists with zero business sense.
jfjjfjff- January 30, 2012 at 8:47 am
i am too lazy to read the comments but if it hasn't been said yet that this is where fedor belongs, i would be surprised.
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- January 30, 2012 at 8:47 am
Maaaan, is CP selling out like the UFC is slowly doing? 'Change your name to J. Jones...get some fans'

That fight would have been better if Fedor would have just immediately blasted him with a haymaker as soon as that little dink threw a punch at him.
macreadysshack- January 30, 2012 at 8:14 am
I guess that's why you don't leave a kick floating out there. It is hard not to when you are trying not to go hard. Fedor climbing Jung's leg for that tie up is really awesome, though.
ReX13- January 30, 2012 at 7:37 am
Jared "Groans" Jones?
philoebeddoe- January 30, 2012 at 7:26 am

PS Hi J. Jones!
Buster Hyman- January 30, 2012 at 7:23 am
did you change to your real name to make an impression to further your writing career? cause if you did you need to change your real name to something worth a shit like Conan McGruder. If you changed it in hopes it might score you some random pussy at some lame ass mma convention, then you should still change your name to avoid having the whores have their hopes dashed when J. Jones guard isnt as impressive as they had expected. i'm saying you have a small penis.
Fletch the V Stretch- January 30, 2012 at 7:21 am
@ Palmtreeguy You make fun of gooder but then use the term all ready for already.

If you were not being sarcastic then you my friend are a "ratard"
Joedirt- January 30, 2012 at 7:06 am
Too bad Fedors best days are behind him. I wonder how he would have done (or even could still do) if he actually fought in his natural weight class.
Palmtreeguy- January 30, 2012 at 6:53 am
Gooder? Oh how it improves all ready !!!
J. Jones- January 30, 2012 at 6:52 am
You are SO LUCKY I can't find a response to that in my pages of notes......hold on.....
Sloppyspray- January 30, 2012 at 6:45 am
That second throw totally looked like Lil Zangief!
jimbonics- January 30, 2012 at 6:45 am
Great. Now there's two J. Jones' I don't like.
Get Off Me- January 30, 2012 at 6:19 am
Size difference reminds me of Beltran/Johnson fight.....