Just a little poultry-related gallows humor from the latest installment of Spike.com’s The Ultimate Fighter: The Aftermath, in which Roy Nelson and Justin Wren run down their match from last night’s episode. One of the more interesting bits — besides the fried-chicken eating at the end — was their explanation of the cornermen situation in the quarterfinals. They were allowed to pick their own, and since Wren figured it would be a standup battle, he chose seasoned kickboxer James McSweeney, who started slapping the shit out of him before the fight because Wren mentioned how it was awkward to be fighting his friend; the slaps knocked him right into battle mode. Since one of Roy’s friends was already fighting him in the cage, he picked his other good friend (Darrill Schoonover) to have his back in his corner. The decision to rely on standup was one that Wren later regretted, not just because it was ultimately ineffective, but because he wasn’t used to it, and resulted in his gassing early. You can watch the entire 15-minute conversation here.
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Thu, 11/12/09 - 12:35
first?
Thu, 11/12/09 - 12:36
Gotta raise the bar for what makes it onto this site. This is getting stupid.
Thu, 11/12/09 - 12:37
2nd? Oh wait....WHO GIVES A SHIT.
Thu, 11/12/09 - 12:48
Who gave Nelson the first round? That was some bullshit.
Thu, 11/12/09 - 12:49
I turned on Spike last night and saw two fat fucks with faux hawks and for a second I thought I was watching Top Chef.
Thu, 11/12/09 - 01:04
that just looks like fat porn. also, Sakuraba3900, don't mind the haters, they are just bitches. Stay first and proud my friend!
Thu, 11/12/09 - 01:04
Umm... I heard that, like, the UFC was having some kind of event this weekend, or something. But Fedor's not fighting, so whatev's, right? So what's up with those chickens, huh? Totally interesting stuff guys.
Thu, 11/12/09 - 01:06
The only thing that makes sense is that the judges were unable to tell the two fighters apart, and mistakenly gave Nelson the nod for Round 1. Hopefully, a few months of strength and conditioning (and less fried chicken) will get Wren up to snuff for the finale.
Thu, 11/12/09 - 01:08
Thank you NateGetslrate for bringing that up. There is probably some sort of UFC miny event this weekend, but comon man, there won't be no fat guys with chickens, so who gives a fuck, right?
Thu, 11/12/09 - 01:13
oh yeh, there is totally no UFC on Nov 14 and there is no fucking way Couture is fighting Verra and even if there is such event it will be mentioned on MMA website, not here... so.... back to fat guys eating chicken.
Thu, 11/12/09 - 01:31
Wow you guys, givin' CagePotato the gears on this one. lol
Thu, 11/12/09 - 01:38
@ KillDozer: Couture? Who's that? Which episode of TUF 10 was he on cuz i must've missed it.
Thu, 11/12/09 - 02:29
The fight last night looked like when two people choose the same character in a video game, and they look exactly alike except that one is wearing green pants and the other is wearing like weird cargo shorts or something? It was strange.
Thu, 11/12/09 - 02:56
I saw a heavyweight Nate Quarry vs Kalib Starnes fight. I was kinda pissed that two of the judges, somehow, gave Starnes the first round. If Quarry had just gotten it to the ground and tried some good ol' fashioned wet blanket on his ass, he could've pulled that one out. I hate Roy Nelson. What a bitch.
Thu, 11/12/09 - 02:59
Yea Cp you dudes are being tools you havent covered UFC 105 at all really.
Thu, 11/12/09 - 03:05
But SF is such a big deal. Lets write 500 articles about how fat Feydor is or how sexy Gary Millen's hair is today. Bunch of wack jobs. Cover the NFL of MMA please, no more of this Parez Hilton type of shit. This is not a gossip website of C-level celebs, it's suppose to be a MMA website where UFC has 90% of the talent. Why isn't 90% of the coverage of the UFC??? You wanna know why? Because they have their shit together and there are no idiots to gossip about. In short..... F a CP
Thu, 11/12/09 - 03:39
You guys chimed in about inappropriate amounts of Strikeforce coverage.....in a thread....to an article.....about two UFC fighters.......
Thu, 11/12/09 - 03:46
@ BigCountry: What's this "you guys" business? 1 person. That's how many people brought up Strikeforce. And to be technical about it, Wren and Nelson are just game show contestants at this point.
Thu, 11/12/09 - 04:18
lol at wrens face!
Thu, 11/12/09 - 06:00
Hamma Fist Elbo if you didn't give that first round to Nelson, take the two cocks out of your eyes. Ass.
Fri, 11/13/09 - 12:00
cagepotato is my flavorite. fuck a humorless hater
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