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Some Poor Woman Married Phil Baroni

(Mr. and Mrs. New York Bad Ass)

Congratulations, you crazy kids. I hope she knows what she’s getting herself into. Check out the full wedding photo gallery at Combat Lifestyle. You can even play the classic game: Where’s War Machine? It’s the game where, when you win, you immediately wish you’d never played.


  1. OneHump Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 09:50

    Good for Phil.
  2. Anonymous Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 09:53

    jesus randleman
  3. shiwhistle Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 09:59

    Hotchickswithdouchebags anyone?
  4. everyones mom Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 10:00

    what does he want a medal?
  5. ufc fan Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 10:05

    oh shit thats my mom dude damn u baroni, randleman was her last husband whats next mum coleman
  6. ufc fan Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 10:18

    i new it was her when i saw were it said some poor women. my mum is a broke slut that spent my school money on a drug that expands yr arse hole she was with tank back then.
  7. Payday Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 10:26

    Warmachine showed up late to the reception because he was busy giving the bride and groom an upper decker back at their honeymoon suite.
  8. homegrowncone Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 10:34

    I love how he's making the "generic fighter fist pose" with his wife on their wedding day, stay classy Phil! You know what Phil's favourite part about getting married was? The Showa!
  9. above me Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 10:43

    Somehow I don't see that chick having a long life expectancy.
  10. Anonymous Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 10:49

    hasnt phil stopped being a douchebag or did he do somthing again?
  11. TopAthlete Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 10:56

    Why you mma virgins hating on Phil? so maybe he sucks but that doesn't mean he cant marry a nice looking lady wtf?...
  12. Truth Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 10:59

    Wow quite hating on Baroni, you losers. That includes CagePotato. What a shitty article, please keep fighter bashing out of here or we'll be just like Sherdog.
  13. Anonymous Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 11:15

    Two words: Plastic Surgery
  14. ossBASHA Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 11:15

    Two words: Plastic Surgery
  15. justin Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 11:40

    I heard Baroni gassed right after the first dance.
  16. mma-pr0 Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 11:45

  17. OneHump Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 11:48

    OK, fuckit. I was trying to be civil since the guy got married and all, but you all ruined it. Take a look at the arms on that broad. If she's not hiding a pooch under that dress now, she'll blow up for sure, either when she hits 35, or when she drops a bun. No way that girl will stay under 200 lbs.
  18. Shay Battle Says:

    Wed, 10/15/08 - 11:57

    Ugh Take it to Sherdog, of course that fighter bashing would actually get you kicked off of that forum... which now that I think about it.. Doesn't say much about Cage Potato right now
  19. ruckus Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 12:31

    boo hoo, fighter bashing.
  20. OrMMA Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 12:34

    Truth: It's quit, not quite, not quiet, but quit. read some books before you tell people to be civil. Will all you cry-baby nut huggers go away if you like Sherdog so much to understand "how much fighter bashing" goes on. He had a website take photos at his wedding, people want to mock it, let it happen, does it effect you? Does it effect the sport? public photos=public opinion. Now about the pics, they do make the classic New York couple, kid from the bronx, dark haired beauty. new caption: One of these days, Alice... Bang! Zoom! Straight to the Moon!
  21. Clue-by-Four Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 01:15

    Green card wedding.
  22. Tracy Lee Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 01:42

    maybe you should look at her arms again...
  23. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 01:56

    I'll sneek in while Phil's out and hit it!
  24. Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 02:04

    I'm duh best husband eva!
  25. Eugene Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 04:52

    @ homegrowncone What classic fighter pose? He's resting his arm on the table you douchebag. No fist or hang loose sign or anything...
  26. WTF Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 11:56

    Leave Baroni alone haters, WTF is your problem ?
  27. sam Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 12:01

    What the fuck is Randleman doing with that whale??? She's a fucking linebackers. Like a female Tim Sylvia. I guess that molestation as a child really did fuck him up.
  28. stuck at work Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 12:27

    Poor Randleman. First staph, now that? Dude needs some better luck. Also, did Baroni and Coleman have a falling out? I'd have figured considering how tight hammer house was in PRIDE, you know with the whole neck stepping incident, Coleman would have been in a bunch of pictures too.
  29. GreaseMonkey74 Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 12:32

    After they were pronounce husband & wife Baroni started shouting, "I'm da best husband eva!"
  30. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 01:34

    Randleman musta brought that guy up from from the undercard or something
  31. GreaseMonkey74 Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 03:46

    Sorry MMAEruption, I should have read all the posts before I typed mine.
  32. bookert Says:

    Thu, 10/16/08 - 06:34

    OrMMA what are you talking about? He's from Long Island and im not too sure they represent a classic new york couple. if your referring to the classic fucked and crazy italian couple then youd probably be right. maybe your thinking of jake lamotta. either way i think your getting your stereotypes a little mixed up
  33. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 01/22/09 - 04:03

    I think Phil Baroni has finally grown up a bit ... though it sounds like a lot of you white trash inbred truck driving motherfuckers would rather have the old Baroni back so that you can continue to compare yourselves to him. He's not the shithead he once was, and the lot of you nitpicking about the picture, probably are just jealous that at least he is married now. So all of you just stop being a bunch of uncle fuckers and grow the fuck up.
  34. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 02/16/09 - 03:01

    If it looks like a douchebag and sounds like a douchebag, its a douchebag. what a fkn joke this guy is. Tiny penis + roid rage = domestic violence. quit being such a fkn douchebag if you can you fkn douchebag.
  35. Chris Says:

    Tue, 03/03/09 - 07:51

    Dude's gross.
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