Some Poor Woman Married Phil Baroni

(Mr. and Mrs. New York Bad Ass)

Congratulations, you crazy kids. I hope she knows what she’s getting herself into. Check out the full wedding photo gallery at Combat Lifestyle. You can even play the classic game: Where’s War Machine? It’s the game where, when you win, you immediately wish you’d never played.

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Chris- March 3, 2009 at 7:51 pm

Dude's gross.

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Anonymous- February 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm

If it looks like a douchebag and sounds like a douchebag, its a douchebag. what a fkn joke this guy is. Tiny penis + roid rage = domestic violence. quit being such a fkn douchebag if you can you fkn douchebag.

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Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 4:03 am

I think Phil Baroni has finally grown up a bit ... though it sounds like a lot of you white trash inbred truck driving motherfuckers would rather have the old Baroni back so that you can continue to compare yourselves to him.

He's not the shithead he once was, and the lot of you nitpicking about the picture, probably are just jealous that at least he is married now.

So all of you just stop being a bunch of uncle fuckers and grow the fuck up.

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bookert- October 16, 2008 at 6:34 pm

OrMMA what are you talking about? He's from Long Island and im not too sure they represent a classic new york couple. if your referring to the classic fucked and crazy italian couple then youd probably be right. maybe your thinking of jake lamotta. either way i think your getting your stereotypes a little mixed up

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GreaseMonkey74- October 16, 2008 at 3:46 pm

Sorry MMAEruption, I should have read all the posts before I typed mine.

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Anonymous- October 16, 2008 at 1:34 pm

Randleman musta brought that guy up from from the undercard or something

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GreaseMonkey74- October 16, 2008 at 12:32 pm

After they were pronounce husband & wife Baroni started shouting, "I'm da best husband eva!"

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stuck at work- October 16, 2008 at 12:27 pm

Poor Randleman. First staph, now that? Dude needs some better luck.

Also, did Baroni and Coleman have a falling out? I'd have figured considering how tight hammer house was in PRIDE, you know with the whole neck stepping incident, Coleman would have been in a bunch of pictures too.

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sam- October 16, 2008 at 12:01 pm

What the fuck is Randleman doing with that whale???

She's a fucking linebackers. Like a female Tim Sylvia.

I guess that molestation as a child really did fuck him up.

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WTF- October 16, 2008 at 11:56 am

Leave Baroni alone haters, WTF is your problem ?

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Eugene- October 16, 2008 at 4:52 am

@ homegrowncone

What classic fighter pose? He's resting his arm on the table you douchebag. No fist or hang loose sign or anything...

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MMAEruption.com- October 16, 2008 at 2:04 am

I'm duh best husband eva!

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Anonymous- October 16, 2008 at 1:56 am

I'll sneek in while Phil's out and hit it!

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Tracy Lee- October 16, 2008 at 1:42 am

maybe you should look at her arms again...

http://www.combatlifestyle.com/pics/view_image.php?id=50797

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Clue-by-Four- October 16, 2008 at 1:15 am

Green card wedding.

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OrMMA- October 16, 2008 at 12:34 am

Truth: It's quit, not quite, not quiet, but quit. read some books before you tell people to be civil.

Will all you cry-baby nut huggers go away if you like Sherdog so much to understand "how much fighter bashing" goes on. He had a website take photos at his wedding, people want to mock it, let it happen, does it effect you? Does it effect the sport? public photos=public opinion.

Now about the pics, they do make the classic New York couple, kid from the bronx, dark haired beauty.

new caption: One of these days, Alice... Bang! Zoom! Straight to the Moon!

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ruckus- October 16, 2008 at 12:31 am

boo hoo, fighter bashing.

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Shay Battle- October 15, 2008 at 11:57 pm

Ugh Take it to Sherdog, of course that fighter bashing would actually get you kicked off of that forum... which now that I think about it..
Doesn't say much about Cage Potato right now

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OneHump- October 15, 2008 at 11:48 pm

OK, fuckit. I was trying to be civil since the guy got married and all, but you all ruined it.

Take a look at the arms on that broad. If she's not hiding a pooch under that dress now, she'll blow up for sure, either when she hits 35, or when she drops a bun. No way that girl will stay under 200 lbs.

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mma-pr0- October 15, 2008 at 11:45 pm

WAR BARONI

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justin- October 15, 2008 at 11:40 pm

I heard Baroni gassed right after the first dance.

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ossBASHA- October 15, 2008 at 11:15 pm

Two words:

Plastic Surgery

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Anonymous- October 15, 2008 at 11:15 pm

Two words:

Plastic Surgery

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Truth- October 15, 2008 at 10:59 pm

Wow quite hating on Baroni, you losers. That includes CagePotato. What a shitty article, please keep fighter bashing out of here or we'll be just like Sherdog.

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