(Something tells me this photo wasn’t Nick’s idea.)
The above photo of Jose Canseco smokin’ and jokin’ with the Diaz boys at their Lodi, California academy comes to us courtesy of NathanDiaz.com, the website that would like you to know that you are, in fact, a punk bitch. Looks like the unholy union between the Cesar Gracie team and baseball’s most infamous attention whore/steroid snitch is now a reality, at least in some form.
We were holding out hope that Nick Diaz‘s well-established dislike for exactly the type of jock asshole that Canseco is might prevent him from letting Canseco use the squad as a stepping stone in his ongoing attempt to turn MMA into some sort of half-assed celebrity boxing. No such luck. Now we just have to pray that one of the Diaz’s breaks his arm in a training "accident" and sends him back to pleading for tanning salon endorsement deals on Twitter, where he belongs.
Strikeforce, if you’re reading, just so we’re clear about this, DO NOT SIGN JOSE CANSECO TO FIGHT FOR YOU. Herschel Walker was one thing. He took it seriously, said all the right things, and even though the quality of his fight proved exactly why you don’t put 0-0 fighters on TV, we’re willing to overlook it. But Canseco? No way, homie. He just wants a quick buck and cheap attention. Stay away. We cannot stress this enough.
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comments"Don't be a..."
CUT! Not don't be a! It's "Don't be scared, homie"! Ok, let's try again. ACTION!
"Don't be scared because.."
CUT!! "Don't... be... scared...homie!!" Got it? "Don't be scared homie!!" Let's do it again. C'mon, Jose, concentrate. In 3,2,1, annnnnnd ACTION!
"Homie, you better not be..."
CUUUUUTTTTT!! What the f'k, man!
Every picture I've ever seen of him screams madness in some way.
Even just sitting there and looking at the camera like that he seems to have an icy Hanibal Lector like gaze.
Just mildly imagining hitting the bong and then having a delightful snack of human liver with fava beans.
Holy Shit! PM Dawn just started playing on the radio! My work-life is sad
Seekin' my fame and fortune, lookin' for a pot of gold
Thing got bad, and things got worse, I guess you will know the tune
Oh Lord, stuck in Lodi again
Twitter is more powerful than I thought.
Strikeforce will get some ratings boost from this short term, but what fighter wants to walk around saying "I'm fighting on the Canseco v. Walker card coming up" HAHAHA!
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