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(Sort of) Update: Falcao & Mena Kicked Off Fight Team for Role in Gas Station Brawl, Mena Still Hospitalized

(Rest assured, this woman felt mighty foolish when she realized that Falcao was just trying to swat a deadly scorpion off her shoulder.) 

On Monday, we showed you video example #3401 of rule #1 in Brazil: Always show the proper hespect. Whether it’s to a fellow opponent, an elder, or some chick(a) at a gas station who just shot you down, dishespect is something that will simply not be tolerated and will usually end with a 2×4 being placed upside your head. It applied to Tommy Boy, and therefore it applies to the streets of Brazil.

Unfortunately, former Bellator middleweight title challenger Maiquel Falcao was never taught the aforementioned rule by the pack of feral dogs that raised him from ages 6-17 on account of them not speaking English and all, resulting in the horrific beatdowns that both he (deservedly) and fellow fighter Kaue Mena (not so much) received in their wild gas station brawl over the weekend.

Fortunately for Mena, he appears to be slowly improving after undergoing surgery yesterday, but remains in a coma. Falcao’s wife took to Facebook to detail the situation, stating, “Great news. Our brother Kaue has shown improvements. We are following his recovery. Glory be to God. We will continue praying in earnest.” The bad news, however, is that both Falcao and Mena have been subsequently kicked off Renovacao Fight Team, where the former has trained for the better part of two years. Fight team leader Marcelo Brigadeiro released an official statement via Portal do Vale Tudo yesterday, the entirety of which is after the jump.

I, Marcelo Brigadeiro, in my role as leader of team Company Fight/RFT through this letter voice my official stance regarding the regrettable fight episode involving the athletes Maiquel Falcao and Kaue Mena.

Initially I’d like to make it clear that as far as my interpretation of the facts, I don’t believe any of the involved are innocent, all were wrong, in greater or lesser proportions. The actions of Maiquel Falcao which triggered all that occurred, despite it not being an aggression as many have characterized it, was disrespectful and not compatible with the behavior of an athlete. The reaction of the aggressors was in turn exaggerated, cowardly and criminal. Kaue Mena himself, who remains in a coma in the ICU at Hospital do Coracao (Coração) in Balneario Camboriu (Balneário Camboriú), also carries with him part of the guilt of what occurred; as a professional MMA athlete, he should not be on the streets at the hour of the event.

I also make it clear that the attitude of these two athletes does not reflect on the behavior of our entire team. We are known as one of the most successful teams in the world and also as a true family of athletes, good men of character, of exemplary behavior, as should be expected from true practitioners of martial arts. The attitudes of Maiquel Falcao and Kaue Mena do not meet what is taught by myself and practiced by my students, nor is it what’s expected by our sponsors and commercial partners.

I know that as professionals and practitioners of martial arts we should not and cannot be associated with night life, fights, altercations and the consumption of alcohol. We have the obligation to serve as an example to society and above all to children who see us as heroes.

Whoever knows me knows the immense love that I feel for my work and for my students, whom I treat as sons, including Maiquel Falcao and Kaue Mena.  However, as master or ‘father’, as they call me, I must not and cannot close my eyes to the flaws of my ‘boys’. Due to the aforementioned, it is with a broken heart and great sadness that I officially announce that Maiquel Falcao and Kaue Mena no longer are a part of team Company Fight/RFT. ?

Lastly, I hope that this tragedy serves as a lesson to all of us. May we be aware how much a simple and unfortunate action can affect our lives in negative and permanent ways. May those who are starting in this profession understand that choosing to be an athlete is not the selection of a job, but that of a philosophy of life that requires self-sacrifice, discipline and obedience. 

Heartfelt, honest and hespectful. This is a man who has clearly learned rule #1 of Brazil.

Bellator has yet to comment on the situation and is expected to make a statement later today. We will be sure to update you when/if they do.

-J. Jones

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Hill-Billy- July 11, 2013 at 12:03 pm
I thought I was going to get to see

an entertaining brawl when I watched the footage but man, that was tough to watch. I was going to make a crack about late stoppages but man. Dude is lucky not to be dead.

Or maybe not. We'll see if he can still spell his own name or go to the bathroom unassisted when (if?) he wakes up.
Get Off Me- July 10, 2013 at 7:51 pm
@El Guapo
Talk about kicking a man when he's down....
algiersheadkick504- July 10, 2013 at 7:05 pm
Much hespect
Pen Fifteen- July 10, 2013 at 3:40 pm
My favorite part of this whole fucking thing is that Falcao is walking around with a shirt with his name on the back of it. It's like the Ed Hardy'd-out version of something you would be given as a member of a little league baseball team.
smellypiratehooker- July 10, 2013 at 3:29 pm
That Falcao Fox just won't leave the chicks alone. Wait, did you guys throw a ban on that topic? And if so, does it apply to the Brazilian version.
El Guapo- July 10, 2013 at 2:33 pm
Talk about adding insult to injury! Mena didn't even do anything wrong. Fuckface Falcao instigated the whole thing by dry humping the hoodrat, which resulted in his buddy getting the living shit beat out of him for defending himself(the North Side Favela Boys threw the first punch). Not that getting kicked off the fight team matters, as Mena will be lucky to be able to walk straight if he survives. Fuckin Falcao
Phattousai- July 10, 2013 at 2:21 pm
Was I the only one that yelled "FALCAO PUNCH!!!!!!!"
The12ozCurls- July 10, 2013 at 2:11 pm
Worst edited for television line EVER!
"Yippie Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon."
J.Jones- July 10, 2013 at 2:02 pm
FYI, the rule of hespect observed in this article can also be applied to the soccer field, if you replace "2x4" with "stones and machetes."
El Famous Burrito- July 10, 2013 at 1:54 pm
Yippie Ki Yay, Mr. Falcao
Fried Taco- July 10, 2013 at 1:49 pm
Bellator is probably looking to get Miguel on the next event, preferably against one of the other guys in the gas station fight (if they can sign them and get their visas approved in time).