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Soukoudjou, Houston Alexander, Paul Daley Among the UFC Castoffs Added to Shark Fights 13


(The locals are going to be pissed when they realize that it’s just a bunch of dudes fighting, and not actual sharks. Buyer beware! Props: SharkFights.com)

Helping Keith Jardine transition into post-UFC life will be a familiar cast of characters who couldn’t quite hack it in the Octagon either. It was announced last week that a light-heavyweight battle between "The African Assassin" Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou and Houston "The Assassin of Non-Specific Origin" Alexander would co-headline Shark Fights 13: Jardine vs. Prangley (September 11th; Amarillo, TX).

Sokoudjou has gone 4-3 since being released by the UFC in 2008, and most recently scored a quick TKO over Joaquim Ferreira at Impact FC Brisbane. Alexander was cut by the UFC after dropping a decision to Kimbo Slice at the TUF 10 Finale, and has gone 1-1 in 2010 so far, suffering a TKO loss to Joey Beltran and notching a decision win over David Griffin. Also on the Shark Fights 13 card…


- A middleweight meeting between Jardine’s Team Jackson teammate Joey Villasenor and Drew McFedries has been made official. Though Villasenor has never competed in the UFC, he’s compiled a record of 27-7 in promotions like Strikeforce, EliteXC, PRIDE, and King of the Cage; his last fight was a decision loss to Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza at Strikeforce: Heavy Artillery. McFedries (8-6) hasn’t competed since being released by the UFC last September, following his rear-naked choke loss to Tomasz Drwal.

Paul Daley, fresh off his win over Daniel Acacio at Impact FC Sydney, will also be on the card against an opponent to be named later, which means he hasn’t signed with Bellator, at least not yet. Keep your hands up after the bell, TBA.

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Spacebump- July 28, 2010 at 2:39 am
Shark Fights 13: I Can Still Whoop 99.4% Of Blog Commenters.

FTW
Lysol- July 27, 2010 at 6:46 pm
mthomas Says:
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 13:03
Wonder if it'll be awkward when Jardine and Alexander pass each other backstage.

Alexander: "Sorry I beat you and started the losing streak that eventually got you cut from the UFC"

Jardine: "Yeah, well....you got cut before I did. And you lost to KIMBO!"
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Even more awkward:

"Sorry your dumb ass lost to Kimbo"
"Well at least I never got knocked out by Houston Alexander, chump"

Houston then struts away with unbreakable confidence, much to the confusion of Jardine.
Lysol- July 27, 2010 at 6:41 pm
We all have to admit two things though:

1.) For a Non-UFC/Strikeforce card, it's not bad at all. I mean, at least it's guys we've heard of.

2.) The shortened title isn't that great, but it's better than the full length title:
Shark Fights 13 Months after Anyone Cares About the Four Guys in Our Main Events.
CungwantsCookies- July 27, 2010 at 5:47 pm
EFB said "someone's gonna get raped"

Josh Barnett was added to the card???

***edit***

dammit, someone already went to the josh barnett well, only with a different joke. one day i will learn to read the rest of the comments before i dive in.
niggerfaggot- July 27, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Shark Fights 13: We're gonna stare the FUCK outta you for bitin' the SHIT outta Viva's post.
BONGTAR- July 27, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Shark Fights 13: I look like a mini Josh Barnett.
Shark Fights 13: Who??
Shark Fights 13: ..............
mthomas- July 27, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Wonder if it'll be awkward when Jardine and Alexander pass each other backstage.

Alexander: "Sorry I beat you and started the losing streak that eventually got you cut from the UFC"

Jardine: "Yeah, well....you got cut before I did. And you lost to KIMBO!"
macreadysshack- July 27, 2010 at 11:17 am
Shark Fights 13: Jumping the Shark
Bob Reilly- July 27, 2010 at 10:09 am
Shark Fights 13: Final paycheck.
MoTropolis- July 27, 2010 at 9:19 am
Shark Fights 13: Atleast there are no chick fights.
glassjawsh- July 27, 2010 at 8:59 am
Don Frye would've fought the shark, and then i wouldve cared about this card. fuckin tragic right?
Booze n Brawl- July 27, 2010 at 8:44 am
Shark Fights 13: Not Expecting a Shark Fights 14
Lysol- July 27, 2010 at 8:31 am
Shark Fights 13: No, Don Frye no Longer Competes for Us, BUT...
danomite- July 27, 2010 at 8:27 am
Gordan Ramsey is definitely more ripped than he looks on Hell's Kitchen.

oh, and...
Shark Fights 13: African Assassin vs. African-American Assassin
Viva Hate- July 27, 2010 at 8:18 am
Shark Fights 13: 50% black, 50% white, 0% entertaining
Shark Fights 13: Wasn’t this a free UFC Fight Nigh card once?
Neggar Wants a Watermelon- July 27, 2010 at 8:14 am
Shark Fights 13: That guy looks like Chef Gordon Ramsay!
justscrappin- July 27, 2010 at 8:07 am
Shark Fights 13: Not heeding their trainers and families advice
Shark Fights 13: Making clubbing baby seals look humane
Shark Fights 13: Not enough sense to stop
Shark Fights 13: Gluttons for punishment
Shark Fights 13: As dumb as Jake Shields is boring
Viva Hate- July 27, 2010 at 7:56 am
Shark Fights 13: Don’t worry Cops is a repeat.
Shark Fights 13: You know you care, sort of, maybe, just a bit?
Shark Fights 13: We couldn’t legally call it Bum Fights
Shark Fights 13: We get paid in Denny’s Gift Certificates
Shark Fights 13: I used to be a contender
Shark Fights 13: At least I am not War Machine
Shark Fights 13: Vegas loves us
Shark Fights 13: Tons of muscle, not much ability
Shark Fights 13: Can you spare some change?
Shark Fights 13: W.W.P.D.D? ( What will Paul Daley do?)
justscrappin- July 27, 2010 at 7:49 am
OOOh...this one sounds realistic.
Shark Fights 13: Squandered Potential
justscrappin- July 27, 2010 at 7:45 am
Shark fights 13: Has there already been shark fights 1-12?
Shark fights 13: They look alot tougher then they are.
Shark fights 13: Better in theory then practice.
Shark fights 13: a 50/50 chance a loser will win.
Shark fights 13: Shouldn't they stop trying?
Stak40- July 27, 2010 at 7:32 am
How about-Battle of the irrelevant!
El Famous Burrito- July 27, 2010 at 7:24 am
Good ones, Viva.

I'd like to add the tag line: Bite your pillow in Amarillo. Someone's gonna get raped.
Viva Hate- July 27, 2010 at 7:05 am
This card needs a better title

Shark Fights 13: Hopefully I can impress the UFC, again.
Shark Fights 13: Remember me?
Shark Fights 13: Has beens or Never was-es?
Shark Fights 13: Next stop, Strikeforce.
Shark Fights 13: I still have a better chin than Chuck Liddell.
Shark Fights 13: Maybe I should call out Fedor.
Shark Fights 13: Amarillo, TX, really?
Shark Fights 13: Now featuring 10% more talent.
Shark Fights 13: Way better than XARM
SuckMyShinya- July 27, 2010 at 6:50 am
Actually not half bad. Villasenor and McFedries should be good!
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