Here’s how you know your MMA rap video is off to a really bad start: you inform us that you are “here with the crew,” and when you glance over your left shoulder to indicate said crew there’s Spencer Pratt from MTV’s pseudo-reality show/vehicle for vapid rich kids, “The Hills.” Great idea there, Kevin Casey. Honestly, no matter what comes after that, and no matter how many highlights you show from the fight with “Minowaman” that you lost via TKO, your video is already screwed. I’m not saying that maybe DMX didn’t have a dorky white friend at some point in his history, but when it came time to make a video of a bunch of dudes looking hard and mugging for the camera he was smart enough to give that friend a job behind the scenes.
After the jump, Matt Hughes heads to Minnesota to try some of that wacky caveman training Sean Sherk is always talking about.
That Hughes. If he hears you’re blacking out your gas mask to induce claustrophobia during training, you gotta know he’s going to insist on having his mask blacked out too. Just the kind of guy he is.
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Everytime this idiot comes out with something new I honestly can’t believe it’s humanly possible for him f-up anymore, but MMA (?????????!!!!!!!!!) is a brand-new low. First he decided he was a producer but now that his talentless wife has proved to be useless he’s jumped on the MMA bandwagon. Purple belt in jiu-jitsu?? WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!? If it’s true, good thing he kept it a secret for as long as he did because the only thing keeping his pansy-ass from getting beaten to a pulp are all the other moron-losers (like Kevin Casey and the rest of the “crew”) whom he will gladly use as human shields if he ever gets into a “legit” fight. I’m sure Dana White and all the other major mma insiders probably know who Pratt is for the simple fact that Pratt is a media hoar but if they were to find out he’s now dipping into MMA….they’d probaly shit themselves laughing (do you see them making stupid rap videos?). Pratt doesn’t command any respect whatsoever, especially not in MMA but people like Casey are so desperate for attention they’ll do anything for it no matter how much they suck. If anyone can punch Spencer in the face I would seriously consider paying money just to see it. If you make a corny rap video out of it, I’ll pay extra.