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Spend Your Snow Day Watching These Awesome Knockout Videos From Around the Web


Right now, the East Coast has basically been shut down by Snowstorm Nemo, a frigid, unrelenting bastard of a blizzard that has cast the majority of our coastal cities into a state of chaos. The streets of Boston, for instance, are either gridlocked beyond the point of visibility, or conversely barren, save the ever-increasing presence of snow. It’s the kind of storm that makes you feel like using hyperbole when attempting to describe it, and if you’re an MMA fan, it’s also the kind of storm that makes you want to cancel all your plans and surf the web for knockout videos while drinking yourself into an early grave.

Luckily for you, I’ve already done all three of those things for you, starting with the above video of the Collin Reuter/Gerald Fike fight that went down at SAARFC II on February 1st. The fight has gained some notoriety around the web over the past week, not for ending with a spectacular technique ala Uriah Hall, but rather for the manner in which Fike collapsed to the canvas once he was knocked out. Not since the unconscious masturbater have I seen such a hilariously brutal reaction to a KO as Fike, who appears to mimic one of the Golden Arches before crashing head over heels into the fence.

Here at CagePotato, we’ve been responsible for trademarking such unique knockouts as “The Falling Tree” and “The Lawn Chair,” but this one had even us at odds when it came to deciding upon a name. “The Slinky,” “The Reverse Cowgirl,” and “The Gumby” were among our top choices, but we’ll leave it up to you Taters to decide. Just this once, we ask that you don’t make us regret our decision. Just. This. Once.

And if you think that KO was great, check out a couple more below…

Props to our buddies over at MiddleEasy for this video, which showcases a Scottish Muay Thai match between senior citizens that ends with the same thing that everything else involving senior citizens ends with, sleep.

And finally, two Polish guys walk into an MMA ring. They both lose.


-J. Jones

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masterbaitntackle- February 10, 2013 at 12:25 pm
The snooki....cause gotdamn, that shit was fuckin nasty
GistoftheFist- February 10, 2013 at 11:45 am
The second video's knockout should be called for what it is; "the trust fall".
boomer- February 9, 2013 at 4:23 pm
either way who cares? this fight was fixed, he clearly took "a dive"
boomer- February 9, 2013 at 4:21 pm
that was a classic "fence post"
Clyde- February 9, 2013 at 2:16 pm
Christ that was nasty.

I'm going to animate it into a gif where a star shoots from the guys fist and call it painbow island.
Anhonestmoose- February 9, 2013 at 12:12 am
The London Bridge
dranokills- February 8, 2013 at 11:00 pm
I'm gonna call that: a reverse half gainer.
dipsetkilla316- February 8, 2013 at 7:46 pm
Jesus, it's sooo bad in Jersey can't even leave the house. These videos never work on mobile phones.
ipunchyourvagina- February 8, 2013 at 6:18 pm
the dolphin, has to be
Mr_Misanthropy- February 8, 2013 at 3:23 pm
It's the spawning salmon.

I love the soundtrack those crazy Pollack's put on. Not ironic in the least.
NomadRip- February 8, 2013 at 2:55 pm
What is this "Snow" you speak of? (A/C on here in Florida :D )

I vote that first one be called the Asylum? The Horror? That sounds lame, but something along those lines.
The12ozCurls- February 8, 2013 at 2:49 pm
I will submit the "Louganis" KO (even though I was the one that submitted the "Reverse Cowgirl" KO) *pats self on the back and cries a little*