(“Stockton 209,” only available at NathanDiaz.com)
Not only is Nate Diaz one of the most exciting lightweights in the UFC, but the t-shirt designs on his website kick more ass than a no-hands triangle choke with double “F-you” fingers. If you’re a Diaz fan, you should definitely order one to cover your torso — or, you can win one in today’s caption contest. The two CagePotato readers who provide the best captions to the photo below will win a t-shirt of their choice from NathanDiaz.com. All entries must be submitted to the comments section of this post by Monday at 2 p.m. ET. Good luck out there, and always, always represent your area code.
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Thu, 06/05/08 - 01:42
After recieving a call from Joe Francis, and checking his bank account, Randy decides that film roles in 'Girls Gone Wild' is a perfectly suitable career choice.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 01:43
"Lemme show you something I learned from Chuck Liddell."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 01:46
This is exactly why Kim bought that testicle-scale.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 01:48
Hi, I'm Randy Couture, and these are my Extreme RealDolls, designed for the MMA fan that reads the internet. C'mon you know you weren't getting any on your own.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 01:54
Would, would, wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't. That's not a caption, I'm just sayin'.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 01:55
Randy's Legal Team.......................no wonder!
Thu, 06/05/08 - 01:59
"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta..."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:02
"4 Girls, 1 Athletic Cup"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:03
"Who says I'm over-the-hill? I can still got mo' bitches than Dr. Dre got switches."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:03
yes, me and gina impregnated these cage hoes... we'll gina did;steroids have rendered my seed useless...(silent weeping from couture;carano smiles a smug "i just banged these hoes" smile.)
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:04
When Randy's lawyers said he had another meeting scheduled with some tight pussy this was not what came to mind.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:05
"Randy poses with his biggest fans. What? They watch MMA..."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:06
Depressing innit? Randy's the hottest chick in this picture.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:07
Shortly after this photo Randy "The Natural" Couture was slapped with yet another law suit from Zuffa for not posing with UFC approved "ring girls."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:10
What is John McCain doing with all those chicks? This is going to hurt his campaign.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:11
Xtreme Ho-ture
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:12
Randy: "What can I say? I'm a natural."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:15
Who the hell would want to wear anything Nate Diaz would wear? 'Ya, I want to dress like the guy who talks like he has no education or brains.'
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:17
XXX-treme Couture
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:17
Gina Carrano - The Face of Women's MMA Video Training Watch as Gina and Randy demonstrate "ground and pound" with Gina's three friends.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:18
"Congratulations on graduating from middle school girls!"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:19
"Randy's future wives...how fast will he go through them this time"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:21
Randy: "Gina, you take those two, I'll take the blonde fatty!"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:22
Four rear naked chokes coming up.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:25
" Stand back and I ll show you the natural"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:26
Transitioning to Nasty Boxing...
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:29
Who is that ugly blond on the far right? I would totally do the other four.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:30
Looks like Fedor isn't the only heavyweight that Randy wants to get his hands on.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:31
" aaah ha ha... I wish I enjoyed this"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:32
If Randy ever steps back into the cage again he'll be bringing a devastating new move...the pimp slap!
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:45
More on Randy Couture's affair with the Spice Girls...
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:49
"Lets go back to...Damn it! Get that camera out of here!!"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:50
GINA..!..Get your hands off my strange!..or I'll kick your ass instead of FEDOR's!
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:52
How else does an old man biuld up endurance. Running hurts the knees and well I can do this sitting down.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:58
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27489584@N08/2556480536/ *fixed*
Thu, 06/05/08 - 02:59
"Four girls and only three pills...you're out fatty!"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:01
Randy was recently inspired after watching the show Big Love and decided to find some trailer trash and marry it, quit his career and move into the middle of nowhere and mass produce...as for this photo though he was shown here with some ugly tramps....
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:02
Recent Graduates of his X-treme Couture Gym with a diploma in taking myspace-worthy pictures.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:09
Gina later realized that Applebees was not the best choice for cutting weight.....
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:10
Randy: "These? These are just my 2 o' clock appointment. I'm free after 3, how you doin'?" Side note: DID NOT EVEN NOTICE THE BRUNETTE ON THE FAR LEFT BACK WAS CARANO LOL
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:10
Randy: " Thank God for viagra"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:11
"Gina Carano and Randy "The Natural" Couture draw straws to see who fucks the fatty."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:12
Randy: " Thank God for viagra"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:15
"Gina Carano and Randy "The Natural" Couture pose with the newest class of Xtreme Couture hopefuls. Obviously much weight-cutting is in order."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:16
"after Chuck pulled his hamstring, Randy was glad to step in"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:25
Elite XC offers Couture a "new way" of cutting weight if he signs with them.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:26
"One time at Xtreme Couture camp............"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:28
Randy couture the conductor of the shonie hoe train!
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:30
"It's tough out here for a pimp."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:31
After looking at fedor's other 5 possible opponenents for the next affliction event its pretty obvious why he decided to go with the easiest win, tim sylvia
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:31
That elite xc show on cbs really left a bad taste in my mouth but by the looks of gina carno in this picture i bet her meow would leave a good taste in my mouth
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:35
The pioneer of ground and pound.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:39
by the look on the face of the girl in front, i think i know where randy's other hand is....AND why he is smiling so much!
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:41
Randy showing off some of the "tools" in his toolbox.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:43
Fuck yeah! I was waiting for Nick and Nate to make these shirts! I live in Stockton, 209 represent! If you guys don't believe me, look up the graduating year of 2002 for Tokay High School, Lodi, Ca. Good times smokin' bud with that guy back in the day.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:44
Bow to the next Scorpion King!
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:50
Model auditions for his next clothing line Xtreme Hoture....Carano got the job....
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:57
i'm not too old for this shit!!!!
Thu, 06/05/08 - 03:57
yes, me and gina impregnated these cage hoes... well gina did;steroids have rendered my seed useless...(silent weeping from couture;carano smiles a smug "i just banged these hoes" smile.) (my bad for not leaving an address...)
Thu, 06/05/08 - 04:01
"Quick, Tiffany, let's get a picture with Popeye!"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 04:13
"he'll still need the viagra"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 04:14
Carano, Couture, and two lady friends snap a picture with Poison's Bret Michaels.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 04:15
"Yeah, that's right...I'm Bruce Willis..."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 04:36
Randy with his PPV "Bonuses" courtesy of Dana White.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 04:43
. . . And for 20 bucks you can "Ground and Pound" the fat one.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 04:52
Extreme Elimidate.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 04:53
Ladies, Next Lesson: The mount position.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 04:54
Randy to Gina: "I don't care if this blonde is a middle weight, I'm still gunna hit it."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 04:57
Is that an episode of Fight Girls in your pants, Randy, or are you just happy to see me?
Thu, 06/05/08 - 04:59
What's one more divorce?
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:01
the poster for the new show celebrity hosted real world : shemale's island
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:06
ahhh SKEET SKEET SKEET
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:08
Dana, I appreciate the offer but I said I wanted MORE MONEY not MORE HONEYS!
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:10
Randy thought all was good before they told him that he was there to play spot the tranny!
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:10
Randy casting sluts for his VH1 celebreality show called "How To Get Chlamydia and Keep It."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:12
"I knew I should have taken that viagra from Shamrock..."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:15
After losing his battle with the UFC Randy Couture retired, but then landed a spot on the pussy cat doll roster. Dana white had this to say… "I always knew Capt. America was a fu*king FAG!"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:18
Randy's bangin brandon vera's wife.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:28
ummm where is the lady on the far left (the one Gina is using as an armrest) putting her hand?!?!? I bet she thinking "man felice herrig sure reminds me of brandon... ooo what a pleasant surprise! does it make me a lesbian if the chick has a dick???" ps i know that is brandon vera's wife so please don't let him find me and kick my ass... sometimes the truth hurts
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:35
Can't wait to wear my 209 T-shirt around the 520.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:36
NEWEST TEEN SENSATION! "THE ALL NATURALS!" their tour kicks off this summer to promote the album 'heavyweight hearts!'
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:37
''The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!'' - Randy 'Zap Branigan' Coture
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:43
Dana White has fucked everyone in this photo!
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:47
They'll never replace my precious Fedor.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:47
Randy giggles since Tito is a failure at fighting, he has become a trashy looking blonde she-male. (Middle chick)
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:51
"OK Ladies the first rule of Fight Club is.........aww to hell with it.....who's first?"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 05:57
Randy is the Zohan of the UFC....he quit his job to do womens hair...."You don't mess with the Zohan"......
Thu, 06/05/08 - 06:28
Three of them have penises... Guess!
Thu, 06/05/08 - 06:41
4 Girls 2 Cauliflower.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 07:08
"Shown here: People who make a living destroying others for monetary gain, every 6 months or so. Also pictured: Randy Couture and Gina Carano."
Thu, 06/05/08 - 07:09
"soooo ladies..... whats in store for tonight? a royal rumble perhaps?" says randy as he inconspicuously pops 2 viagra in his mouth
Thu, 06/05/08 - 07:14
Randy Muhammad Couture looking forward to Polygamy.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 07:25
Just goes to show you that every group of girls has a DBUF. Designated bald ugly friend.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 07:27
"The guy with the most toys wins"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 07:32
Ok. first one to start itching wins!!
Thu, 06/05/08 - 08:01
Let's hurry up and get done with this photo shoot before Gina eats us.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 08:08
Randy: You know ladie's in order to sign on to my roster I must test drive the ride before I buy. You know I just don't want to get stuck with a lemon. It's just business. Gina: My motto is when a dicks around, Fuck it!
Thu, 06/05/08 - 08:17
"Yeah baby, I can get you a part in my next movie"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 08:30
"See Dana?? I can have fun without you.. I don't need you... I'm having SO much fun with these ladies... seriously.... call me sometime?"
Thu, 06/05/08 - 08:31
Now we know how they came up with the name "Dirty Boxing".
Thu, 06/05/08 - 08:53
Didnt know Couture was into the tranny shit, you can se the pubes and that blond male in the middle
Thu, 06/05/08 - 09:43
Next time on UFC's Next Top Bitches, Couture and Carano try to buy off Dana White with cheap trailer trash, just what Dana's always wanted
Thu, 06/05/08 - 10:08
and the real reason why Randy Couture wanted more money from the UFC... ..too much money going to Alimony payments
Thu, 06/05/08 - 10:21
From dirty boxing to dirty foxing...
Thu, 06/05/08 - 10:25
Randy Couture and Gina Carano use CagePotato.com to prove that Most of us MMA fans are NOT funny. Great site by the way.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 11:03
"There is only one fight I am interested in" explained Randy Couture, upon agreeing to fight Gina at a Catch Weight of 269, in exchange for 12% of her purse and three young virgins.
Thu, 06/05/08 - 11:44
(Viagra....For those Nights when being the "Natural" just isn't enough)
Thu, 06/05/08 - 11:55
four balls, six tits, and a whole lot of scar tissue.
Fri, 06/06/08 - 12:16
"i just hit'em and quit'em"
Fri, 06/06/08 - 12:58
Gina Carano's 4 bitches
Fri, 06/06/08 - 02:35
Gina isn't the only one who couldn't make weight.
Fri, 06/06/08 - 04:03
"Randy re-enacts his Tim Sylvia fight by beating up some pussy"
Fri, 06/06/08 - 08:01
"Spot the ogre"
Fri, 06/06/08 - 10:25
"Captain Lawsuit and the 4 slutskateers"
Fri, 06/06/08 - 11:45
And fighting out of Utah Randy "The Mormon" Couture
Fri, 06/06/08 - 12:01
For protection against the paparazzi, Randy Couture and Gina Carano use the patented HoWall.
Fri, 06/06/08 - 01:40
Dana White's big Thursday announcement: STD testing at all weigh-ins and a new partnership between the UFC and Trojan.
Fri, 06/06/08 - 01:49
"Not bad for an old man, huh?"
Fri, 06/06/08 - 02:59
On the next season of The Ultimate Fighter we will look into the womens heavyweight division with top contender Gina Carano facing off against The Natural in the first open weight title fight in UFC history, favoring Caranos cutting technique.
Fri, 06/06/08 - 03:02
Team Carano trainers attempt to explain why Gina was unable to make weight.
Fri, 06/06/08 - 05:18
take 32...."Tranny Hair tampons- the tampon that'll knock your period into the middle of next month." CUT...that's a wrap.
Fri, 06/06/08 - 07:14
"Every good photog knows to put the really fat girl in the back...and that Felice Herrig is a whore." "Randy Couture: Cleaning up Kit Cope's sloppy seconds 'since 2007."
Fri, 06/06/08 - 09:07
Randy picks the natural wrestler....
Fri, 06/06/08 - 10:53
Randy Couture: The only fifty yr old in history who can be truthful in teen chatrooms and still pull
Sat, 06/07/08 - 12:18
"Did I tell you ladies about when I won the hevyweight title for the second time..." "Yes, but I've won the light heavyweight title too, Gina." Or. "Who's got the skankiest girlfriend now Tito? Bow down to the champ."
Sat, 06/07/08 - 04:53
"Fuck me, if Kim didn't keep me on a weekly allowance I might be able to buy one of these sleewts a drink or two, who knows maybe even polish one of there ballon knots" Randy Couture on posing with 3 game hotties and one overwieght pig that thinks she's to important.
Sat, 06/07/08 - 09:52
Even with the fat chick Gina still remains the biggest whore in a picture
Sat, 06/07/08 - 02:44
In spite of his beautiful smile and winning personality, Randy was unsuccessful at the "Face of Women's MMA" auditions.
Sat, 06/07/08 - 02:44
Despite his beautiful smile and winning personality, Randy was unsuccessful at the "Face of Women's MMA" auditions.
Sat, 06/07/08 - 08:58
Randy and Gina reveal the "hoochie" secret to Extreme Couture's success
Sun, 06/08/08 - 03:39
"Bitches in a beauty salon." (Source: http://fightlinker.com/blog/?p=744)
Sun, 06/08/08 - 04:47
Tonight, on a very special "To Catch a Predator" - The One that got Away (sorry bout the pedophile jokes its all I can muster right now)
Sun, 06/08/08 - 12:29
Wondering to himself: Does the UFC test for Viagra?
Sun, 06/08/08 - 01:16
Why all the hate for the chick on the right? I'd hit it.
Sun, 06/08/08 - 04:21
Unbeknownst to them, Gina and Randy find Kim Couture's next three opponents for the next bullshit promotion, EliteXC: Clash of the Tampons. Out of curiousity, am I making up bullshit words here?
Mon, 06/09/08 - 03:35
i captioned it "fixed"...so suck it.
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