The Strangest Thing Happened to Me at the Raw Vegas UFC 106 Afterparty
So there I am at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone after UFC 106, relaxing, enjoying some adult beverages, when the Raw Vegas producer comes up to me and asks if I'll interview UFC Octagon girls Natasha Wicks and Logan Stanton. Because I'm a sucker, I said yes. Some interesting things I learned:
- The consensus opinion among the Octagon girls is that Josh Koscheck is a total faker. This does not seem to have endeared him to them.
- All three of the girls aren't necessarily the best of friends. Logan wouldn't say who the outsider is, but let's just say that all of the girls were supposed to be at this party and only two came.
- You don't appreciate what Dave Farra does until you have to try and do it yourself. Then you just hate him even more.
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TylerDyrden Says:
wow great story Hansel!
Kittarl Says:
look like you are a bit slurry there
aevfdavf Says:
lol so internet bloggers ARE super bad with girls, got it, thanks.
robthom Says:
"Ab-so-loo-tlee awesome!"
(In piercing hot blond speak)
Well congrats to you buddy, I'm jealous.
But I can also only imagine that these are the kind of girls who are a lot more interesting to listen to when you can smell them.
I Know Nothing Says:
Logan appears to be a total package, beauty & brains. Natasha, well......beauty & um...duct tape please.
jimbonics Says:
Logan looks completely lit.
FlyingGoGos Says:
Natasha was totally into you bro.
Should have hollered.
uzithrasha Says:
Does anyone else think that Logan and natasha arent hot enough to be ufc ring girls. I mean strikeforce gots hotter chicks, wec does to. Im sure the dream girls are way hotter too. But the ufc only got ariyanni. Natasha is alright but no one really else.
Vrax Says:
Ben, you're such a fun drunk. I think we need more of that kind of journalism, well fortified journalism! Um, soon.
busted_cranium Says:
I tried to listen to the girls but my brain short circuited and kept repeating the phrase "fuck meat" over and over again.
NateGetsIrate Says:
So Ariyanni is the outsider? I guess the 2 least popular girls would say that. I hate catty-ness. If Natasha was smart, she would figure out how she could have a wardrobe malfunction next UFC so that a nipple "accidently" pops out. It will be the only way anyone will notice her.
Sabado Gigante Says:
I was really impressed with Natasha's in depth expert anlysis on the fights. Now I've got a better idea of how a fight is seen through the eyes of the judges.
busted_cranium Says:
By the way, you'd think that by simply being employed by a mixed martial arts company and being around it for a substantial amount of time these bubbleheads would be able to soak up some knowledge of the sport. Forrest gave more hits? Are you fucking kidding me?
Antone Says:
"if you're alone, who tells you this?"
LOL.
EDIT: and i think Logan is my new favorite octagon girl after that interview.
Crap Factory Says:
Every time Logan looked at the camera, it was like she was looking right through my soul. (Fap, fap, fap, fap)
Best looking Octagon Girl EVER!!!
Boo Says:
Dude, Natasha was giving you the "fuck me" eyes the whole time.
Way to drop the ball, homeboy.
Endocat Says:
i'll say, talk to women much ben?
Blackleg Says:
"Natasha was totally into you bro.
Should have hollered."
He was just holding something shiny.
DICK_KICK Says:
If Logan wants to go out straight from the shower, who are we to not allow her to do so....
NateGetsIrate Says:
Ben:
Cuz I know you have a girl/fiance/ball-and-chain, I think from now on, anytime you interview an octagon girl... bring Rampage Jackson.
Something tells me he'd pick up the ball.
Anonymous Says:
You look like Henry Rollins.
Koeikan Says:
Natasha may not sharpest tool in the shed, but fuck she is adorable.
Based on this video, $50 says:
- Logan was the outsider with Arianny and Edith
- Now Arianny is the outsider (and the longest in front of the mirror)
- Logan is a pot head
phaderlanx Says:
Sabado Gigante, blackleg, and robthom : Gold, silver, bronze medals respectively.
Clyde Says:
Well said Sabado.
With her nails on a chalkboard voice, I can't be sure if Natasha does think it's difficult to hold up a card, walk and apply make up, or if she's being facetios. Blah blah blah generic allusions to oral sex...
kill it Says:
As the great American poet Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson once said:
"She got to talkin', talkin' like an opportunist too
Why talk when suckin' my dick is the real career move?"
DeepFriedGSP Says:
Logan is probably the best looking girl in America. Maybe the world, if she's really baked in that video. Please tell me one of the fighters is hitting that, and PLEASE tell me it isn't G S FUCKING P!!!!!!!!
rokabee Says:
"It's not fun to get poked in the eye"
Haha dirty girl..
agentsmith Says:
Natasha is dumb as a post, but she's correct that Koscheck milked the fuck out of that supposed knee/eye-poke.
Koeikan is correct, Logan was the 3rd wheel with Arianny and Edith, now Arianny is the 3rd wheel... why, because she's the veteran who's the hottest and knows it.
tribal Says:
By BSN girl she meant "Blowjobs and shopping network"
WuTangClan Says:
Nate do you know Ben Fowlkes personally?
If not, you're a fucking creep and you need to get off the internet.