MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

The Strangest Thing Happened to Me at the Raw Vegas UFC 106 Afterparty

So there I am at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone after UFC 106, relaxing, enjoying some adult beverages, when the Raw Vegas producer comes up to me and asks if I’ll interview UFC Octagon girls Natasha Wicks and Logan Stanton.  Because I’m a sucker, I said yes.  Some interesting things I learned:

- The consensus opinion among the Octagon girls is that Josh Koscheck is a total faker.  This does not seem to have endeared him to them.

- All three of the girls aren’t necessarily the best of friends.  Logan wouldn’t say who the outsider is, but let’s just say that all of the girls were supposed to be at this party and only two came.

- You don’t appreciate what Dave Farra does until you have to try and do it yourself.  Then you just hate him even more.

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WuTangClan- November 23, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Nate do you know Ben Fowlkes personally?

If not, you're a fucking creep and you need to get off the internet.
tribal- November 23, 2009 at 8:17 pm
By BSN girl she meant "Blowjobs and shopping network"
agentsmith- November 23, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Natasha is dumb as a post, but she's correct that Koscheck milked the fuck out of that supposed knee/eye-poke.

Koeikan is correct, Logan was the 3rd wheel with Arianny and Edith, now Arianny is the 3rd wheel... why, because she's the veteran who's the hottest and knows it.
rokabee- November 23, 2009 at 5:17 pm
"It's not fun to get poked in the eye"

Haha dirty girl..
DeepFriedGSP- November 23, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Logan is probably the best looking girl in America. Maybe the world, if she's really baked in that video. Please tell me one of the fighters is hitting that, and PLEASE tell me it isn't G S FUCKING P!!!!!!!!
kill it- November 23, 2009 at 1:27 pm
As the great American poet Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson once said:
"She got to talkin', talkin' like an opportunist too
Why talk when suckin' my dick is the real career move?"
Clyde- November 23, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Well said Sabado.

With her nails on a chalkboard voice, I can't be sure if Natasha does think it's difficult to hold up a card, walk and apply make up, or if she's being facetios. Blah blah blah generic allusions to oral sex...
phaderlanx- November 23, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Sabado Gigante, blackleg, and robthom : Gold, silver, bronze medals respectively.

Koeikan- November 23, 2009 at 10:54 am
Natasha may not sharpest tool in the shed, but fuck she is adorable.

Based on this video, $50 says:
- Logan was the outsider with Arianny and Edith
- Now Arianny is the outsider (and the longest in front of the mirror)
- Logan is a pot head
Anonymous- November 23, 2009 at 10:34 am
You look like Henry Rollins.
NateGetsIrate- November 23, 2009 at 10:30 am
Ben:

Cuz I know you have a girl/fiance/ball-and-chain, I think from now on, anytime you interview an octagon girl... bring Rampage Jackson.

Something tells me he'd pick up the ball.
DICK_KICK- November 23, 2009 at 10:17 am
If Logan wants to go out straight from the shower, who are we to not allow her to do so....
Blackleg- November 23, 2009 at 10:12 am
"Natasha was totally into you bro.
Should have hollered."

He was just holding something shiny.
Endocat- November 23, 2009 at 10:09 am
i'll say, talk to women much ben?
Boo- November 23, 2009 at 10:03 am
Dude, Natasha was giving you the "fuck me" eyes the whole time.

Way to drop the ball, homeboy.
Crap Factory- November 23, 2009 at 9:52 am
Every time Logan looked at the camera, it was like she was looking right through my soul. (Fap, fap, fap, fap)

Best looking Octagon Girl EVER!!!
Antone- November 23, 2009 at 9:48 am
"if you're alone, who tells you this?"

LOL.


EDIT: and i think Logan is my new favorite octagon girl after that interview.
busted_cranium- November 23, 2009 at 9:40 am
By the way, you'd think that by simply being employed by a mixed martial arts company and being around it for a substantial amount of time these bubbleheads would be able to soak up some knowledge of the sport. Forrest gave more hits? Are you fucking kidding me?
Sabado Gigante- November 23, 2009 at 9:39 am
I was really impressed with Natasha's in depth expert anlysis on the fights. Now I've got a better idea of how a fight is seen through the eyes of the judges.
NateGetsIrate- November 23, 2009 at 9:32 am
So Ariyanni is the outsider? I guess the 2 least popular girls would say that. I hate catty-ness. If Natasha was smart, she would figure out how she could have a wardrobe malfunction next UFC so that a nipple "accidently" pops out. It will be the only way anyone will notice her.
busted_cranium- November 23, 2009 at 9:27 am
I tried to listen to the girls but my brain short circuited and kept repeating the phrase "fuck meat" over and over again.
Vrax- November 23, 2009 at 9:24 am
Ben, you're such a fun drunk. I think we need more of that kind of journalism, well fortified journalism! Um, soon.
uzithrasha- November 23, 2009 at 9:22 am
Does anyone else think that Logan and natasha arent hot enough to be ufc ring girls. I mean strikeforce gots hotter chicks, wec does to. Im sure the dream girls are way hotter too. But the ufc only got ariyanni. Natasha is alright but no one really else.
FlyingGoGos- November 23, 2009 at 9:22 am
Natasha was totally into you bro.
Should have hollered.
jimbonics- November 23, 2009 at 9:20 am
Logan looks completely lit.
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