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‘Straw Dogs’ Caption Contest: And the Winner Is…


(“My God! The utter lack of humor in this contest was powerful enough to tear my skin!”)

Oh crap, I forgot all about this. So who was able to turn agonizing heartbreak into comedy? First, your finalists:

bitteralex: I wonder if it FEELS like a goat’s vagina?

Machiavelli: Lesson learned; Machida will definitely remember to take a carrot with him the next time he goes to pet the buses.

mikeraphon: I need a rematch like I need another hole in my head.

Rear Naked Poke: Round 5 just released the new Lyoto Machida Coin Bank, available this December.

Big Daddy Duker: A true practitioner of Machida Karate will never make noise while sneezing…no matter what the cost.

HabitualLineStepper: I’d better cover this up before I end up in the backseat of a car with Hendo and Brad Penny.

And now, the winner, because every contest needs one:

TrapDoor: ”Not now, Segal…just…not now.”

Well I liked it! TrapDoor, if you want to claim your copy of Straw Dogs, send an e-mail to contest@cagepotato.com with your name and address and we’ll get it shipped off to you soon. Thanks to everybody who played.

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RwilsonR- December 16, 2011 at 10:19 pm
I just think the pictures sucked for this one and the last one with Rogan. Not everyone's fault they had nothing to work with.
Still... I liked Machiavelli's one.
Matsi420- December 16, 2011 at 7:19 pm
You just got killed by a daewoo lanos MFer!
RSparrow- December 16, 2011 at 5:04 pm
My 3 word caption was more witty than everyone... Take that Straw Dogs coaster and shove it up your arses
RSparrow- December 16, 2011 at 5:00 pm
-2
Rear Naked Poke- December 16, 2011 at 2:36 pm
RSparrow: i Just hope CP lets me finish off this last caption i got on my contract
RSparrow- December 16, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Now you just lost again.
Rear Naked Poke- December 16, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Thanks to everyone who thought i won, I'm no longer gonna be known as Rear Naked Poke, I am now: Rear Naked Poke "The People's Caption Champ"
overeems_needle- December 16, 2011 at 1:20 pm
First of all... Rear Naked Poke won hands down! Secondly...

Goog Says:
"I went Big Nog on this one and didn’t submit anything."

Funny stuff man!
ArmFarmer- December 16, 2011 at 11:09 am
lol.. just read the caption AFTER I posted that.. at least I'm not alone on this one.
ArmFarmer- December 16, 2011 at 11:07 am
This was probably the worst caption contest I've ever seen on this site, both in terms of the pitcure provided, lack of submissions, and lack of quality of those that were submitted. Just had to drop off my daily dose of negativity. You may now continue sucking, potato nation.
Phatdan78- December 16, 2011 at 10:51 am
@SHifty, Brad Penny were seen getting in the car with some hot chicks. It is a reference to the cut resembling a vagina.

Sonnen made jokes about Nog trying to feed the american buses carrots. (making fun of Brazil for still using mules)
Shifty-Eyed Dog- December 16, 2011 at 10:07 am
Can someone explain the "pet the buses" one?? I dont get that one at all.
The Hendo/Penny one either. But I figure that's just some piece of news I missed.
phantom151- December 16, 2011 at 9:53 am
Goog Says:

Fri, 12/16/11 - 08:31

I went Big Nog on this one and didn’t submit anything.

priceless....
italia furia- December 16, 2011 at 8:45 am
HabitualLineStepper: I’d better cover this up before I end up in the backseat of a car with Hendo and Brad Penny.


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aahhahahahahahahahaha...come on, no love for THIS one in the comments??

Winner's was awesome though

My captcha = teenap 139-140

Incidentally, that is my record in Battleship. Moving on...
FightZen- December 16, 2011 at 8:32 am
^ Actual winner.
Goog- December 16, 2011 at 8:31 am
I went Big Nog on this one and didn't submit anything.
Bob Reilly- December 16, 2011 at 8:16 am
REAR NAKED POKE!
knucklesamitch- December 16, 2011 at 8:14 am
I liked Big Daddy Dukers.
FightZen- December 16, 2011 at 8:14 am
I don't even GET the winning caption, which I guess is part of the reason why I never win.
Miles- December 16, 2011 at 8:12 am
I vote Rear Naked Poke, that shit was funny!
DangadaDang- December 16, 2011 at 8:03 am
HabitualLineStepper deserves something for having the best name in the history of CP.
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