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‘Straw Dogs’ Caption Contest: The Head-Gash Hall of Fame Gets a New Member


From Big Nog’s arm to Tito’s ribs, UFC 140 gave us more than its share of brutal moments.┬áIn case you forget what a nasty business this sport can be sometimes, take a look at the above post-fight photo of Lyoto Machida, who got split open, choked asleep, then unceremoniously dropped onto the canvas by Jon Jones. Enjoy your new scar, buddy. This guy knows what I’m talking about.

Your mission: Come up with a clever caption to the photo above, and submit it to the comments section below. We’ll pick a winner on Thursday who will receive a copy of Straw Dogs, which comes out on DVD and Blu-ray next week, and makes a perfect holiday gift, as long as you’re giving it to somebody who appreciates over-the-top violence. On second thought, you may just want to keep it for yourself…

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i growed a spike- December 19, 2011 at 8:18 am
Machida comes 50% closer to realizing his goal of becoming a Harry Potter impersonator.
RwilsonR- December 14, 2011 at 9:30 pm
Lyoto: Hey Master Seagal, you know I've been thinking.
SS: About what, Lyoto-San?
Lyoto: That we should come up with some kind of strategy.
SS: For what?
Lyoto: My future, my whole tournament career.
SS: Master Seagal already have one.
Lyoto: Really? What is it?
SS: Early retirement.
RwilsonR- December 14, 2011 at 9:10 pm
"You told me Jon Jones was a cook, plain and simple."
"Yeah, well... he also cooks."
RwilsonR- December 14, 2011 at 8:57 pm
I still made out better than Brandon Vera.
Viva Hate- December 14, 2011 at 8:25 pm
Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.
Viva Hate- December 14, 2011 at 8:23 pm
Lyoto Machida, redefining the term cunt faced loser.
That_guy_on_stage- December 14, 2011 at 8:05 pm
Lyoto: Damn, I didn't drink my orange juice
OneMorePunchFujita- December 14, 2011 at 5:13 pm
"Fuck, I'm so sure I left the oven on."
phantom151- December 14, 2011 at 2:59 pm
Nasa beams this picture into outer space along with a picture of bones, to let them know what will happen if they invade earth
phantom151- December 14, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Bones does not flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Blak302- December 14, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Ed Soares messes up another translation and tells Jon Jones that Machida wants a vagina on his forehead for Christmas.
Rear Naked Poke- December 14, 2011 at 1:01 pm
Round 5 just released the new Lyoto Machida Coin Bank, available this Dec
stephenmonroe- December 14, 2011 at 12:58 pm
awww man i guess this karate shit doesnt work after all
newotnek- December 14, 2011 at 12:55 pm
newotnek- December 14, 2011 at 12:54 pm
"I can't believe I fell for the 'cage potato free t-shirt caption contest' again"
Dirt- December 14, 2011 at 11:17 am
Oh man, Dad is gonna kick my Ass!!!
pockets- December 14, 2011 at 10:51 am
It's cool Lyoto, the Noguiera brothers still get tons of pussy
Xanderschultz- December 14, 2011 at 9:47 am
Elusive Machida doesn't get cut, his skin simply parts to dodge elbows.
google- December 14, 2011 at 9:38 am
Who would have thought that getting choked out would be the best thing to happen to him on that night?
SoCal- December 14, 2011 at 9:30 am
Another victim of trying to comprehend what the hell Tito was trying to say
mikeraphon- December 14, 2011 at 9:09 am
I need a rematch like I need another hole in my head.
inverted triangle poke- December 14, 2011 at 8:53 am
Next time I need Junie Browning's urine because he pisses excellence.
Houstons db- December 14, 2011 at 8:41 am
Llyoto, don't listen to Cena. We can still see you!!!!!!
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- December 14, 2011 at 8:27 am
'Why did I just stare at the blonde's tits when she warned me not to walk into airplane propellers?'
ArmFarmer- December 14, 2011 at 8:26 am
Damn, right as I post that keithhackney finally gets a halfway decent one in. Now there is 1 ok caption in 130 attempts.. we are back to normal.