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Street Fight of the Day: Woman-Beating A-Hole Gets Tapped Out Twice By Good Samaritan

We’re going to come right out and say it: By no means should you watch this entire video. We know that your time is precious, Potato Nation, as you are all, like us, the head honchos of your respective trades. But on the off chance that any of you have had a shit day and are in need of a pick-me-up, maybe, just maybe, you’ll get some enjoyment out of seeing a little street justice. This video, shot by one of the many onlookers, captures Devin Crime (or as the crowd referred to him “white boy”), a BJJ purple belt and Judo brown belt, coming to the aid of a woman who was apparently being struck by the Floyd Mayweather fan doing battle with Devin in said video. And by doing battle, we mean being choked until he taps like a little bitch on two separate occasions.

The video begins after this first takedown has already been landed, and even though Devin displays some Zen-like tranquility when dealing with the a-hole in question, he gets sucker punched for his troubles (:48). Devin responds with a hailstorm of GnP that would make Tito Ortiz turn green with envy, bloodying up his foe before possibly kissing him on the cheek (?) at the 1:13 mark. After some lay and pray, he patiently locks in the fight-ending choke with just over two minutes remaining in the first round.

Unfortunately, his foe is a firm believer in the Chael Sonnen system of submission fighting, and is under the impression that tapping out only ends the round, not the fight. After he is let to his feet to gather his things, he makes sure his hat is on at a good 45 degree angle before sucker punching Crime again (4:02). Crime proceeds to drag the assailant into the nearby bushes (4:06), and at this point it appears as if we are watching either a rape in progress or a snuff film or both. From there, it’s a smooth pass to mount and a rear-naked choke finish (5:00). When the thug is let back to his feet yet again, the singer of P.O.D appears out of nowhere to give him a final reason to get to stepping via his fist.

We have no idea if anyone was arrested for the alleged incident that sparked this brawl, but our hat goes off to Crime for his act of bravery. Nick Ring would be proud.

-J. Jones

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BaghdadBob- June 30, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Was that Kimo?
joelforsyth- June 28, 2012 at 7:22 am
"When the thug is let back to his feet yet again, the singer of P.O.D appears out of nowhere..."

Thanks, now my boss knows I'm reading something hilarious.
Pen Fifteen- June 28, 2012 at 7:04 am
Hey intercept, how's this sound? You get to say nigger, and black people get to enslave whites for the next 1000 years. Does that sound like a fair trade?
NomadRip- June 28, 2012 at 6:21 am
Crime was the one bleeding. He was yelling "Taste my blood!" LOL
Hammtron- June 28, 2012 at 4:50 am
What an appropriate name. Devin "Fighting" Crime. Very Clark Kent-eqsue dude.
Mr_Misanthropy- June 27, 2012 at 11:48 pm
Devin Crime? R U 4 RE-L?
Fedor Penn- June 27, 2012 at 9:32 pm
DC bitches!
Patrick- June 27, 2012 at 9:21 pm
Pizza operatic dear overdosed on oat bran?
intercept440- June 27, 2012 at 8:36 pm
i lost count of how many times the other black guys called him nigger......yet when i say it once, im not only bagged on by the blacks...but also the enitre fucking world????? what the fuck........this double standard shit has got to go i tell ya
rM- June 27, 2012 at 8:23 pm
vertical video syndrome ...
Double OG- June 27, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Video link is dead.
PingPong- June 27, 2012 at 5:04 pm
That was awesome, fear the emo intellectual, fear her...

Also the post-fight interview was awesome, that's how baked Rogan is, he just handles his shit.
manbearpiglit- June 27, 2012 at 4:25 pm
put your nutzz in his mouth white boy... ahaha
Fried Taco- June 27, 2012 at 3:49 pm
He got his ass whupped by a mime! Reeeee-fucking-lax!!!
lenoz- June 27, 2012 at 3:35 pm
I watched that with the sound off, and it was utterly weird. I'm going to have to rewatch with sound tomorrow, the atmosphere looked odd.