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Stretch of the Day – The Boston Marathon Bombers Trained MMA (As If That Matters)


(I had no idea what image to use for this post, so since we’re talking about sports propaganda, let’s leave that to the experts. Props: sportspropaganda.com)

To be honest, I assumed that our coverage of the absolutely tragic Boston Marathon explosions would begin and end with the TD Garden singing “The Star-Spangled Banner” during Wednesday’s Boston Bruins game. It was a respectful tribute to the families of Monday’s victims, but let’s be honest, an MMA site shouldn’t provide continuous coverage of a story that has absolutely nothing to do with MMA. Post a quick tribute, freely acknowledge that it has nothing to do with MMA, and then back to our regularly scheduled programming, right?

If only it were that simple. Perhaps you’ve read that the suspects – Tamerlan Tsarnaev and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev – trained MMA [Author note: I'm not linking to other sites that have been claiming this, Google it if you're so curious]. Don’t bother looking for a professional record for either suspect, because it doesn’t exist. Neither does an amateur record. Or any proof that they were preparing for MMA bouts of any kind, for that matter.

So what made them “MMA fighters?” Tamerlan boxed, and briefly did so out of Wai Kru MMA. Dzhokhar wrestled in high school. And not that it matters, but even the extent of either of them belonging to an MMA gym has been exaggerated:

So, a boxer occasionally sparring at an MMA gym and a high school wrestler are MMA fighters, because ___________…and the favorite sports of two alleged terrorists are completely relevant, apparently, because ___________. If anyone can fill in those blanks, I’d greatly appreciate it.

@SethFalvo

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itsgalf- April 20, 2013 at 8:51 am
Scum*
itsgalf- April 20, 2013 at 8:51 am
The story isn't that complicated. Two "normal" kids became radicalized by their Islamic religion, where quite a significant amount of people use the religion to preach violence against infidel acumen to secure their place in heaven. The End
El Famous Burrito- April 19, 2013 at 1:39 pm
I blame Affliction t-Shirts. They have turned the world against our humble sport.
algiersheadkick504- April 19, 2013 at 12:58 pm
Cman butt fucked the answer
teep- April 19, 2013 at 12:26 pm
Hang in there Boston! We all hope you stay safe as this day unfolds.
teep- April 19, 2013 at 12:24 pm
...are MMA fighters, because apparently every detail of their lives are important indicators of why they chose the path they did... because see the above again.
aliyis- April 19, 2013 at 12:15 pm
http://whatreallyhappened.com
aliyis- April 19, 2013 at 12:13 pm
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cman- April 19, 2013 at 12:09 pm
A. It shows a pattern of mma as the root of all violence for polticians and other lesser species.
B. Americans have become such sheep to the mass media culture so we ignore real issues you could probably find researchers into their favorite breakfast cereal as well.
google- April 19, 2013 at 12:05 pm
we need a story, we need a story


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