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Strikeforce Challengers ‘Johnson vs. Mahe’ Quick Results…

(And you thought the tats on the *front* of Mahe were insane? Photo courtesy of Esther Lin/Strikeforce.)

…are after the jump, for the benefit of all you crybabies.

– Lavar Johnson def. Lolohea Mahe via TKO, 3:28 of round 2
– Abongo Humphrey def. George Bush III via submission (guillotine choke), 1:44 of round 1
Andre Galvao def. Luke Stewart via split decision (30-27, 27-30, 29-28)
Miesha Tate def. Zoila Frausto via submission (armbar), 4:09 of round 2
– Justin Wilcox def. Shamar Bailey via unanimous decision (30-26, 30-27 x 2)

– Daniel Cormier def. John Devine via KO, 1:09 of round 1
– Paul Ruiz def. John Chacon via unanimous decision (29-28 x 2, 30-27)
– Avery Kakeo def. Chris Buron via split decision (28-28, 29-28 x 2)
– Ricky Jackson def. Trinidad Valdez via KO, 1:59 of round 1

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fatbellyfrank- March 28, 2010 at 11:55 pm
@aussiejosh and Eljroco, that makes three of us, and yes, nice work Josh, not sure how many PPV buys it would generate though!
Eljroco- March 28, 2010 at 6:59 pm
@ Aussie Josh
Very very good...although we're probably the only two people who got it
BeastUnleashed- March 27, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Was impressed by the hot bods on those female fighters.
Unabomberman- March 27, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Meisha womanhandled Frausto. Also, nice chin--she took a push kick straight to the chin but, no dice, she wasn't having it. The armbar, the one she ended the bout with, was nasty (props to Frausto for holding on, even if it wasn't a bright move, girl's got metaphorical balls); but that shoulder choke she was pulling on Frausto looked damn painful and you could tell Zoila was really thinking "Oh, shit! Bitch is heavy!"

In closing, Tate pulled this one, and even managed to not get bumrushed on the feet either. Well played girl.

Oh, and nice booty. keep working it, girl.
robthom- March 27, 2010 at 5:08 pm
@ Ghost, I was gonna say the same thing.

But since I complain so much I decided that I wasn't gonna nitpick this time.

(I am glad that someone mentioned it though)
Charming Charlie- March 27, 2010 at 3:54 pm
The second O is on layaway. If Mahe had won this fight he could have gotten the tattoo finished...:(
AussieJosh- March 27, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Maybe George Bush should fight john howard!?
rlh61- March 27, 2010 at 3:46 pm
I didn't even notice the missing 'o' among all the other's like a whole gang of 16-year-old taggers went fucking balistic on this dude.
theknappyone- March 27, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Clearly the tattooist who wrote "To Hot To Hold" does NOT have an english degree.
mothercruncher- March 27, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Abongo came armed with pretzels I hear.
BryanF- March 27, 2010 at 2:10 pm
^ looks like ghostboner might indeed be getting a "ghostly boner" w/o those miesha Tate pics
ghostboner- March 27, 2010 at 1:12 pm
What no pics of Meisha? Come on CP! Seriously, come on! If they are not up by tonight i will be very upset. Very. I didn't get to watch this one, but looks a night of surprises, with Cormier winning and George Bush telling the secret service, "Back off, I got this."
Farthammer- March 27, 2010 at 12:25 pm
That Luke Stewart decision was fucking horrendous. Those judges are bad and should feel bad.

Apparently take downs that are followed by immediate sweeps and doing zero with standup are worth a bunch of points.
BigShowWojo- March 27, 2010 at 11:10 am
"You look up at me when I'm punching you, Son!"
ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 10:58 am
"...are after the jump, for the benefit of all you crybabies."

Thanks, fellas. My momma always said, "life is like a box of cho--" wait, no, i meant "the squeaky wheel gets the grease".

BTW, despite a rumor i read here, free preview Showtime was not showing on my Dish Network.
Dojima- March 27, 2010 at 10:51 am
what was the deal with Quattros' creepy upper-arm molesting of Miesha Tate during the post-fight interview??

Tate looked a little uncomfortable with his decrepit zombie claws latched onto her arm for the whole interview.
dedflesh- March 27, 2010 at 10:35 am
tate should always wear white shorts .. her a$$ was the best part of that card imo
rlh61- March 27, 2010 at 9:40 am
FlashinLeather is right...Stewart got robbed. Another case of leaving it to the judges...and getting screwed for it.

Miesha Tate looked pretty good from a fight perspective. She needs to steer clear of Cyborg does every other female fighter...and most male fighters.

Humphrey looked...meh. Mousassi would put a hurtin' on him.

And did anyone hear the "he's not 'a' donis, he's 'the' donis." comment again?? He's got to be saying it for the laugh-factor now...but it's just irritating. Pat did pretty well. I think they pumped a few pints of blood plasma into Quadros...he didn't look nearly as dead as the last CBS show. He still looks past his expiration date, but not dead. I think he even blinked a few times.

All in all, it wasn't bad for a Challenger card, but nothing special.
jimbonics- March 27, 2010 at 9:07 am
TDB failed me.
ScarTissue- March 27, 2010 at 8:51 am
-Abongo Humphrey def. George Bush III via submission (guillotine choke)

George Bush III? Seriously?

Something tells me all the gloom and doom Dana White forecasts for Strikeforce might be for real. I wonder if the Vs. show pulled more eyeballs?
FlashinLeather- March 27, 2010 at 8:50 am
Andre Galvao def. Luke Stewart via split decision (30-27, 27-30, 29-28)

how is this possible...
FightZen- March 27, 2010 at 8:45 am
George Bush got choked out! Mission Accomplished!
BeastUnleashed- March 27, 2010 at 8:29 am
First bitches.