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Dear Scott….
Don’t worry…we got this guy named Vitor Belfort…he beat up an old middlewieght legend in a catchweight of 195, so we we’re gonna give him a shot at the best pound for pound fighter in the world, (Screw you, M-1!), but he got hurt…Don’t let ‘em get to you, kid… Love, Dana

@ Ho-star-69

Yeah, you know, the only reason I watch the UFC is because I love to follow DW on twitter. I’ve got an autographed poster of him smiling and giving me a big thumbs up over my bed just to motivate me to become a big tycoon someday.

Really, deep down inside, I’m only waiting for the next mid-week Strikeforce offering on Showtime (the best $12/ mo premium cable channel EVER) because I can’t wait to see the intriguing match ups they have to offer. I’m dying to find out just who the next contender is for their world championship belts and I love the way they promote their break-out prospects. It’s all so cohesive and produced with high value pyrotechnics, fight metric statistics (59 jabs landed before he got KOed? Awesome!), and sweet pyrotechnic explosions. The excellent and informative announcing is really just the icing on the cake. Did I mention they use pyrotechnics?

Gus Johnson is the new Covergirl? When’s the swimsuit calendar available?

“Gus Johnson will be Cover Girl’s latest spokesmodel.”

Alright! I’m proud of you Gus, I knew you could do it!

hoster: My money’s on the mop.

Ragin’Asian: Yeah, but just think how long they can put off the tournament! If there’s another video game attached to it, they can shelve the fighters involved for, like, 2 years, to coincide with the release date! Of course, then they’ll announce the actual date of the tournament 2 weeks before it happens and waste any chance to build real hype for it, but that’s just how StrikeForce rolls….and they wonder why Jake Shields is booking it for UFC as fast as he can.

You are correct, sir….of course since the overwhelming majority of the MMA media are unpaid fluffers for Dana White there is a double standard. Personally, I’m glad that Strikeforce at least makes an effort to put on decent fights instead of the ungodly dreck the UFC will throw on a PPV. So when Chuck Liddell fights a wet mop at UFC 126 the MMA media will all chirp about what a great matchup it is yet somehow they manage to turn up their noses at a competitive bout like Babalu v. Lawler. Hope Uncle Dana gives you a nice pat on the head for your efforts.

Let me get this straight:

Lawler’s fighting a soon to be middleweight in Sobral and they’re going to match the winner against Jacare. Meanwhile Cung Le’s scheduled for a rematch against Scott Smith, Mayhem’s suspended, Tim Kennedy and new acquisition Trevor Prangley are fighting, and they want to set up a middleweight tournament to waste the remaining potential new match-ups of their deepest division in one, possibly two events?

…. okay.

Nick(or dick) Weltnads, with a side of cockring

Cheer up, big guy.

Dick Welt Nard still has a nice ring to it (yes, that Ring).

Damm, I knew it was to good to be true

“It’s Welner. Richard Welner. Ha ha ha, yuck it up, people have been calling me Dick Weiner since kindergarten. SSssoooooo original.”

Need confirmation CP, is it Welner or Weiner, cause if its Weiner I’ve got a shit load of immature dick jokes ready to go

Maybe I just didn’t give a dry hobo jerkoff about this, but Bababooey’s manager’s name is Richard Dick Weiner? How is it that I missed out on making a load of dick jokes? Goddamnit.

I think they’ve been feeding the Manatees canned tuna instead of live bait. Everybody knows the Manatees go on strike and they won’t touch the idea balls unless they’re happy. Stupid amateurs.

What the dick? Lion’s Den? The same camp that produced Ken Shamrock and Travis Lutter? Yeah, I know, it’s probably a different branch, but still, that’s where MMA careers go to die.

As to Strikeforce…I can’t really fault them on booking all these crazy catchweight matches. When you’ve got like a dozen guys that anyone cares to see across all of your weight classes, you end up having guys jump around. There’s nobody at 205 to fight…hell, didn’t Babalu JUST lose the title to Mousasi? Now he’s potentially challenging for it after Mousasi lost it on his first defense? Jesus. It’s just ridiculous how they keep trying to be a major league promotion with minor league talent.

This is why Strikeforce is the market leader…….not

They all left that camp for the Lion’s Den earlier this year.

I thought Ryan Bader, C.B. Dollaway and Aaron Simpson trained at Arizona Combat Sports.

Let me get this straight…Catchweight bouts have title implications, now?

It did for Belfort.