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Strikeforce News Roundup: Cris Cyborg Injured, Bobby Lashley Negotiating + More


("Hug me or I’ll kill your entire family.")

According to an MMA Junkie report, Cristiane "Cris Cyborg" Santos may not be available to defend her 145-pound title at Strikeforce’s November 7th "Fedor vs. Rogers" event because of an injury, apparently suffered during her participation in the 2009 ADCC tournament in Barcelona. Said her manager, Richard Wilner: "It’s unlikely that Cris will be fighting on [Nov. 7] but still possible. I’m awaiting her return from Spain to get her assessed by a doctor here. Out of respect to Strikeforce, CBS and Cris’ potential opponent, we alerted them to this issue early so as not to interfere with pre-production, preparation, etc." When Santos does make her return, her first opponent is expected to be Dutch submission specialist Marloes Coenen. In other Strikeforce news…


— Former WWE star Bobby Lashley (4-0), who most recently scored a first-round TKO over Bob Sapp at "Ultimate Chaos" in June, is reportedly in talks with Strikeforce to fight on their November 7th card. Lashley has been jobbing for TNA Wrestling lately, but according to his manager Greg Bloom, "Bobby’s will to fight has never gone away. He’s been ready to fight since June 28. It’s just getting the promoters to get their ducks in a row. Bobby Lashley is as committed to MMA as he’s been since he stepped in the cage."

— Former UFC lightweight Jorge Gurgel will be headlining the next Strikeforce Challengers event (November 6th, Fresno) against Billy Evangelista. Gurgel (13-5) is coming off a wild three-round brawl against Conor Heun at a Challengers show in June, which Gurgel won by unanimous decision; it was his first fight since being dropped by the UFC after suffering back-to-back losses against Cole Miller and Aaron Riley. Evangelista (9-0, 1 no contest) most recently had that controversial fight against Mike Aina in which Aina’s bitchassness nearly put a DQ loss on Evangelista’s record. The November Challengers event will also feature a welterweight bout between Jesse "JT Mongo" Taylor and Luke Rockhold.

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donnadon- October 19, 2011 at 6:58 am
I don't like her body. She looks like a boy cheap cigarettes
mybongsnameisgreenmeenie- October 2, 2009 at 7:13 pm
@ sheBeast

Since you're the only one who is tired of the jokes, and a screen name like sheBeast, is there a chance YOU are cyborg?
831 Son- October 2, 2009 at 8:56 am
That bitch is nap as fuck.
sheBeast- October 1, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Zzzzzz *huh what?* oh sorry, just dozed off reading all of those over used and tired she-male jokes.

whitey- October 1, 2009 at 7:35 pm
if only Da Vinci was alive to see his vision of the perfect man in flesh and bone
MyFightWiffaCheeto- October 1, 2009 at 7:08 pm
"MY EYES! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!"
mybongsnameisgreenmeenie- October 1, 2009 at 6:20 pm
@ I Know Nothing

I thought i messed up when i made fun of cris cyborg for being the best dude in the 145 lb class.

then you done fu**ed up and talked shit about cris' cyborgs wife...wow

she should get a shot at the 145 belt in WEC one day
I Know Nothing- October 1, 2009 at 4:54 pm
According to an MMA Junkie report, Cristiane "Cris Cyborg" Santos may not be available to defend her 145-pound title at Strikeforce's November 7th "Fedor vs. Rogers" event because of an injury. Said her manager, Richard Wilner "apparently she sprained her penis while butt-fu*king Evangelista"
Sneaky Pete- October 1, 2009 at 3:49 pm
"I love gina this much. Wait, is it gina or gyna? No matter!"
mjmcnns- October 1, 2009 at 3:36 pm
"You'll be this big after I stomp a mud-hole on your ass."
Douchey McDoucherton- October 1, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I'd rather see Cyborg vs Erin Toughill, atleast she's got a win streak going worthy of a title shot, Marloes is coming off a loss.
alterdinfo- October 1, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I will continue staring at this picture until her pee pee pee pops out.
GSP for Prime Minister- October 1, 2009 at 3:19 pm
i think i see camel hoof
Titos Head- October 1, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Christ all mighty...is that a clit in there or somethin?
Smackdaddiest1- October 1, 2009 at 3:08 pm
After seeing this picture of Santos in a bikini, Jenna Jameson announced her separation from Tito Ortiz and her intentions to move to Brazil and begin training at Chute Boxe
google- October 1, 2009 at 2:53 pm
She just following in her husbands footsteps.
Fedor vs. Bas- October 1, 2009 at 2:23 pm
@ mybong

Is there any real reason she wears a bikini top? It just makes everyone else feel awk.
NateGetsIrate- October 1, 2009 at 2:17 pm
For a second, I forgot I was reading a post on cagepotato. Then i got up to the part where it starts "in which Aina's bitchassness nearly put a DQ loss on Evangelista's record". I literally read that part 3 times over because I couldn't believe how gansta Steve Cofield just got. Then I looked at the web address and realized where I was.
Swedish- October 1, 2009 at 2:16 pm
OMG it's the most feminine man I've ever seen!
Swedish- October 1, 2009 at 2:15 pm
That picture is NSFW!!!

Can't you see the giant bulge?
Gamecock- October 1, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Damn, she's hot.
Nut Puncher 9000- October 1, 2009 at 2:13 pm
@Badguy,

Yeah its not like anyone from the UFC is ever injured and replaced. Fucking Strikeforce!
mybongsnameisgreenmeenie- October 1, 2009 at 1:59 pm
and i just realized i talked bad about one of the baddest ass 145 lb guys on the planet, i hope she dont find me and kill me
Badguy- October 1, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Just another reason why the UFC not allowing fighters they promote heavily to fight or compete in nonsensical events. This seams to happen on every major strikeforce card.

So So Explosive- October 1, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Lady gaga has shown santos the art of tucking back very well I see.

Props to gaga.
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