(Photo courtesy of Esther Lin at AllElbows.com. You might also want to check out "Cyborg" Santos’s reaction to missing weight. Does that seem like a woman who is even a little bit sorry?)
The talking is done, the agreed upon weights have been ignored, and the Stockton Heybuddy’s have been thrown out. That means there’s nothing left to do now but fight. All you lovers of crazy antics needn’t worry though, because if there’s one thing that’s almost guaranteed in a bout between Frank Shamrock and Nick Diaz it’s poor sportsmanship.
We’ll be liveblogging all the action tonight, so grab a cold one, make sure your CAPS LOCK key is disengaged (you know who are you are) and let’s all jump right in and have ourselves a time. Remember to hit refresh often. We’ll get started any minute now.
Before we begin, anyone want to take a crack at an over/under for how many times the Showtime broadcast will remind us that Hitomi Akano is giving up a ton of weight to fight “Cyborg” Santos’s undisciplined ass? No way it’s less than four times. Five if you count Akano’s memorial service.
The opening montage is not bad. But Frank “The Legend” Shamrock vs. Nick “Bad Boy” Diaz? Those nicknames seem too, I don’t know, easy. Still, something about having all those EliteXC fighters and their video library to pull from really bolsters Strikeforce’s credibility.
Christ, Mauro. Calm down, man. I understand that you’re excited, but please don’t yell at me when there aren’t even any fights happening yet.
Oh great, now we’ve got to sit through another rules overview for the unitiated Showtime audience that has stumbled upon this thing. At least it’s better than having them wonder why these guys don’t just headbutt one another in the groin.
Miletich’s announcing contribution is already what we expected. While Gus Johnson goes on and on about Brett Rogers, Miletich adds simply: "He’s a big man." Thanks, Pat.
Brett Rogers vs. Ron “Abongo” Humphrey
The Mohawk/mustache combo that Rogers is rocking is pretty sweet. Humphrey looks a little chubby in the midsection to still be giving up so much weight.
Round 1
After an unfriendly staredown, Humphrey takes the center of the cage and is keeping Rogers at bay with low kicks. Humphrey is pushing a frantic pace. Makes you wonder if he can keep it up. Humphrey has taken a couple decent shots, but is dealing well with Rogers’s power. Rogers goes down off a slip, but it’s no biggie. Rogers lands a good knee in the clinch, and then later a right hand that hurts Humphrey. Rogers gets warned twice for grabbing Humphrey’s dreadlocks (dreadful locks, Mauro calls them). A third hair grab causes Herb Dean to take a point away from Rogers. Humphrey uses the opportunity to grab a rest. Rogers finishes the round with some uppercuts in the clinch. Score it 9-9 after the dreadful locks incident.
Round 2
Rogers looks for the clinch and uses it to put his weight on Humphrey, which will tire you out, according to Miletich. Good knees in the clinch from Rogers. Herb Dean continues to warn him about grabbing the dreads. I’m getting the feeling that someone grabbed Herb’s dreads in the past, and maybe he’s overly sensitive about it. Rogers is just pounding him with knees. Humphrey drops, and that’s it. His face looks a mess. Ranallo points out the 23 knees from Rogers and adds, “State are like swimsuit models: they show a lot but they don’t show everything.” He’s going to regret using all his prepared material in the first fight.
Brett Rogers def. Abongo Humphrey via TKO (knees) 1:38 of round 2.
Hitomi Akano vs. Cris “Cyborg” Santos
Wow, pyrotechnics! Strikeforce is sparing no expense. I love it. I do not love, however, Mauro’s suggestion that Akano wants to change the U.S. Constitution so that it reflects her right to bar arms. Goddammit. I was expecting it to be bad, but not this bad.
And we’re talking about Cyborg’s weight problems for about the third time already. Mauro wants to cut Cyborg some slack for being a woman, but Miletich tells it straight: missing weight by seven pounds is bullshit, whether you have a vagina or not.
Round 1
Cyborg comes right after Akano and is teeing off against the cage. It looks like a girl from the mean continuation high school pushing around a third grader. Cyborg slams Akano down, showing a willingness to play the ground game and almost getting herself armbarred before they get back to the feet. Cyborg is just flinging Akano around, battering her on the feet, putting her on her back and then letting her back up. And…the round is over. Freaking three-minute rounds.
Round 2
Cyborg immediately resumes her bullying of Akano. Akano is hanging tough and taking shots, so you can’t question her guts. Cyborg jabs and Akano tries for a flying armbar off it. Because why not, right? Cyborg takes to ground and pound against the fence, and Akano is just suffering through it. Another three-minute round in the books.
Round 3
This just seems unfair. Cyborg is smashing poor Akano and shrugging off all her attempts to get the fight to the mat. A right hand hurts Akano and Cyborg follows with a knee and a vicious punch combination. Akano is done. Josh Rosenthal steps in to end this assault, thankfully. Cyborg celebrates as if she didn’t just take two + rounds to put away an opponent who she held a huge weight advantage over. Yeah, great work.
Cyborg Santos def. Hitomi Akano via TKO (punches) at 0:35 of round 3.
Oh, fuck no. Cyborg blames missing weight on "a girl problem." That should effectively set women’s MMA back.
Scott Smith vs. Benji Radach
In case somehow you missed it, both Smith and Radach hit hard. That’s the main point to take away from the last five minutes of fight hype. Got it? Good, let’s move on.
Round 1
Radach’s pink trunks are described as “fuschia.” Radach seems to have Scott Smith off balance early on. He’s landing effective punches one at a time, but Smith continues pressing forward. Smith looks to be cut around the eye. Smith lands a good shot that sends Radach reeling. He tries to follow up and capitalize but Radach recovers. Smith drops Radach and is trying to put him away, but then Radach comes back and drops Smith. Neither guy seems 100% there, but Radach puts Smith down with a double-leg just before the round ends. Talk about two guys who know how to bang.
Round 2
Smith comes after Radach and lands a good right. Radach looks for a takedown but settles for a clinch. A punch hurts Smith bad. He’s barely hanging on and Radach comes in to finish him, dropping him with a big right. Smith is still battling and Radach tries for a standing guillotine. Somehow Smith survives. I’m impressed. They finish the round back on their feet with Radach picking Smith apart.
Round 3
Smith shows signs of life at the start of the third, landing a couple good punches and a kick that has Radach dazed. Smith tries for a standing guillotine of his own and Radach lifts him up for a big slam to get out of it. Back on their feet, Smith stuns Radach with a right hand. Smith backs Radach up and drops a huge right hand that puts Radach down. One more right seals the deal. An unbelievable comeback victory for Smith.
Scott Smith def. Benji Radach via TKO (punches) at 3:24 of round 3.
Smith admits that even he counted himself out in this fight, but credits his hands of steel for the victory. He then thanks his sponsors and his masseuse, Tom Atencio. Awww. How cute.
Gilbert Melendez vs. Rodrigo Damm
What the hell is with these CGI skinless dummies demonstrating techniques? Why not just use real people, or at least give the dummies some skin. That’s just bizarre.
Round 1
Damm tries a low kick and Melendez catches him with a hard right in response, putting Damm on his back. Damm immediately looks for submissions out of the guard. He tries a triangle set-up, then an oma plata, but no dice. Melendez is grinding him into the fence and landing some short punches. A hard right from Melendez catches Damm on the jaw and leads to a guard pass, but Damm recovers. Melendez is tenderizing Damm pretty well with body shots and right hands to the head. Rough night for Damm so far as the first round comes to a close.
Round 2
Melendez is the one trying to get the fight down to start the round. Damm sprawls well and defends, but as soon as they’re on feet Melendez begins landing big shots. A hard right hand puts Damm down against the cage. Melendez follows with a few more brutal shots before Rosenthal can stop it. Damm is out cold.
Gilbert Melendez def. Rodrigo Damm via KO (punch) at 2:02 of round 2.
We’re reminded that Melendez is now the "interim" lightweight champ. He must be kind of proud.
Mauro Ranallo yells in Cung Le‘s ear for a few minutes and all we learn is that he’s willing to rematch Shamrock, but is surprised to see him back in action so soon after his surgeries.
Ranallo calls the Shamrock’s and Gracie’s "MMA’s version of the Hatfield’s and McCoy’s." This is obviously a stupid statement.
Nick Diaz vs. Frank Shamrock
Frank smiles his way through the introductions, while Diaz mutters angrily. They do not touch gloves.
Round 1
Diaz is talking trash in the cage right off the bat. Shamrock tries a couple low kicks but Diaz moves in for a takedown without too much trouble. He passes Shamrock’s guard like it’s nothing and moves into side control. Diaz tries for a key lock and Shamrock powers out and gets back to his feet. Shamrock lands some body shots. Diaz mugs and catches a straight right. Diaz puts Shamrock on his back again and goes right to side control, then the mount. Diaz flurries away, but Shamrock covers up and escapes just before the bell.
Round 2
Diaz is talking shit and landing jabs to start the second. He’s keeping Shamrock on the outside and picking him apart right now. A good right from Shamrock, but he can’t follow up. Diaz is chasing him around the cage and controlling this fight. Shamrock has slowed down considerably. His back is against the cage and he is eating a ton of punches. Diaz is pouring it on. A right hook to the body makes Shamrock sink to the mat. More punches from Diaz and Big John has to stop it.
Impressive performance from Diaz. He actually helps Shamrock up and lifts his hand in the air while flashing a look that says, ‘I’m so high right now.’
Nick Diaz def. Frank Shamrock via TKO (punches) at 3:57 of round 2.
Again Gus Johnson inserts his ‘old lion, young lion’ narrative onto this fight. We get it, Gus. Find a new analogy. Aren’t there any other pack animals that start out young and get older?
Shamrock says the body shots "made me crap my pants." I hope he means that figuratively, but I really can’t be sure.
That’s it for us. Hope it was good for you. Good night and good luck to all the young and old lions out there.
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Comments
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:33
first
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:37
josh barnett sold me... cyborg loses by armbar lol
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:37
great ,now cage potato is encouraging this idiot
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:38
Cyborg hadn't struck me as being undisciplined. I am quite surprised she didn't even make it close to weight. I'm also surprised that the picture of her featured could be described as attractive. She didn't look like her usual "dude with boobs" self.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:40
I think we get reminded no less than 7 times.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:41
just one more puff homie! i still gots mad thc!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:44
She is coming in heavy on purpose, what real consequence did she face aside from the pay thing?What was Strikeforce going to do cancel it? They need all the drawing power they can get and Strikeforce knows she is a draw for all those closet homos who like their women just a dick shy of being a man. Poor Asian chick is going to get wrecked, she should know better she has seen what happens when you try to conquer Godzilla! That image of Cyborg looking like, yea I know I missed weight by like 30lbs reminds me of a saying...something about lipstick on a pig?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:46
Perhaps I should abandon my anonymity and unveil my true self! Is the world ready for another Internet forum vigilante!!??
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:46
Yeah thats a little fucked up, they should make her fight with one hand behind her manly ass back.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:48
How about one hand on her cock?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:56
DIAZ for the win you ugly mugs.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:57
live stream?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:57
nope im a gangster at mean muggin
Sat, 04/11/09 - 06:58
onepunch.tk
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:00
live blog? someone hook a brother up??
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:01
its starting
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:02
I think Shamrock wins this one bye choke out.........Obviously Diaz forgot exhale.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:07
jake shields looks real gay.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:10
hahaha i love it when everyone give mauro slack for being so over the top. he really is, but its almost part of the show now.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:13
rogers weighs in at 262
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:19
boring first round
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:20
Lets see if Bret Rogers gets another KO in rd 1! wait a min.. nope. Grims first fight past rd 1
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:20
He did not just say "Follicle Follies"...
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:22
brutal knees by rogers
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:23
Sweet KO. I would have LOVED to see Grimm kick kimbo's ass.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:23
fuck yeah brett rogers
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:24
ok so it only took a little time in rd two so.. not too much longer.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:25
all she wrote
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:25
josh barnett sold me... I'm hitting up the video arcade.......
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:26
Horrible camera work! It's making me dizzy and nauseated.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:26
boring first round jesus.. I finally found the idiot who boos during good fights. Go f--- yerself buddy.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:26
Does Garano look fat and greasy to anyone else?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:27
Carano
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:27
What happens if Cyborg kills this girl in the ring?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:28
hey justin is showing this at his place
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:28
grimm would have killed kimbo. that being said he still needs to fight someone we've heard of...
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:28
I'd do her. We'll I'd blow my load near her anyways. I probably wouldn't get far enough to do her.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:28
cyborg by dick slap
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:29
japanese girls aren't hot anymore.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:29
Isn't that the 12 year old Chinese gymnast from the Summer Olympic games???
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:29
Wow, good looking couple, can't wait to see their kids.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:30
whores
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:30
Cyborg talking about her husband: we live together, we train together, we are both butt fuck ugly juice monkeys.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:31
Judo and grappling...yeah, that's gonna stop Cyborg
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:32
Cyborg by dick slap-awesome. If she does it from more than 6 inches away I am going to be jealous.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:33
I dont like that ugly broad, damn shes scary though. And as far as the other one what kind of stupid name is "girl fight monster"?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:34
Yea, I don't get the nickname.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:35
anyone else feel like cyborg is a female Wandy. btw her tits looked pretty good in the promo
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:35
CYBORG WITH THE WANDY RAPE CHOKE!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:36
pull out your dick cyborg!!!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:37
Why are commentators so fucking dumb?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:37
Akano isn't dead yet... I'm suprised.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:38
no I dont think she is the female Wandy, are you retarded?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:38
At least it ain't Tito at the mike...
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:38
no one wanna see girls fight damn...get out of the f uckin main card
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:38
Akano wants some cyborg ground and pound. Cyborg is a typical man and only lasts a minute.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:40
beast. she's a fucking beast. i want to see cyborg fight carano. (va)gina has gotten a free ride up to this point.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:40
save the grateful dead references till diaz is fighting
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:40
POWERBOMB!!!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:41
did this doucher seriously just quote a grateful dead song?! whaaa?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:42
I though Cyborg was going flash her tits, I was about to splooge all over my keyboard, "man" is she hot.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:42
it's the recession, if ur as broke as i am you can watch this on channelsurfing.net for all my broke ass homies!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:42
damm santos is just manhandling the lil jap girl
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:43
how is that japanese girl still standing?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:43
Gross, I am declaring no kissing ever in the ring.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:44
damn carano I would so put my man sauce all over that face
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:44
Nice hoodie/no shirt combo homo.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:44
i... (smack) told you... (smack) not to... (smack ) take the last... (boom) FUCKING TAMPON!!! AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!! DING DING DING K.O.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:45
Man Girl Fights eyes are swollen shut. =)
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:45
please beat up (va)gina
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:45
Until women fighters can consistently make weight, they will continue to be freak shows. The only reason men watch is because the fights are always lopsided and there is a chance we might see a nipple.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:45
not certain I would fight cyborg
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:45
Fuck.. can you believe that shit, cyborg is a fucking disgrace. Not to just women, by looking like a man, but mma in general. She wasnt even close to making the weigh in.. Fucking bitch.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:46
That's a man baby.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:47
At least when you are not going to make weigh in, you gotta look cute. Like Gina
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:47
GROOOOSSSSSSSSS!!! Ban all women now.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:48
Awww. girl problems. Its ok then. You're bloated... we understand.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:48
Cris “Cyborg” Santos is going to ride and whoop gina's ass all night long, if the fight happens
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:48
Warriors, lol, good one.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:48
LOL girl problem..
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:48
"a girl problem"? does that mean she needed to finish the sex change? castration=good way to "cut" weight
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:49
cyborg looks like she should drive a tow truck.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:49
Doesn't mather if Gina looses to me, she's still then thousand times more than a womanfighter than cyborg. AND I gotta stress the woman part.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:52
damn shield look like a faggot no way we can talk about him and gsp in the same octagon nooooo way....
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:52
guapos in the house!!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:53
I love when women cry about equality then when they can't hack it (or make weight in this situation) the first excuse they throw out-girl problems.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:53
Razor can't cut steel. Nice one Scott.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:53
smith has the edge on the nicknames... way to go scott.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:54
*rolls eyes* damn this honkey stole my nickname?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:56
facesmashing fu!!!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:56
Pretty full house. Nice.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:57
i think smith will be knocked out inside of first three minutes of round 1
Sat, 04/11/09 - 07:57
Damn, the dudes with the film cameras are so gay.. they gotta stop filming the naked dudes in the ring and focus more on gina.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:00
Cyborg is a disgusting piece of shit. Clearly this piece of turd was once formerly a tranny with surgery done twice and then once more. Then done again, that ugly bitch.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:02
Man this commentator is terrible. Why is everything that comes out of his mouth so final? This guy sucks asshole.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:03
Settle down dude, this commentator is talking like he is high on speed or something.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:03
"scott vs. benji" sounds like the schoolyard gayest fight ever. benji looks like he should write a column for the neo-nazi website stormfront
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:03
Smith almost had it.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:04
sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/24267
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:04
Why is Tito everywhere?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:04
uhhh those "trunks " are NOT RED!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:05
also raddach's head is positively titoesqe
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:05
Nice one. or not... Little hair or nothing at all doesn't imply nazism. Get your facts straight you fag of an american.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:06
cagepotato you know how i know your gay?... you know when two guys know how to bang
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:07
lol
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:08
Why is Smith so flat-footed? Man, move a little.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:08
Gross, i see hugging in the ring..
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:09
Cyborg throwing down the gaunlet to Carano by proving they're in the same weight class ... fat.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:10
lol-fat
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:11
I don't think Carano is "hot" she has a cute face, but I still think I would do her. I had this semi-chubby girlfriend once in high school and she had an ass I could f%$k all day long. Carano reminds me of that.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:12
I think Mauro just said "slamma Jamma". Awesome.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:12
Except Carano is not chubby. :p
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:13
Nothing hurst worse than a kidney shot, huh Miltech? How about having to look directly into the face of Cyborg?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:13
If Carano was my mom, I'd still do her.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:13
You are right, not chubby, how about solid?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:14
whoahhhhh
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:14
"Little hair or nothing at all doesn't imply nazism. Get your facts straight you fag of an american." ummm? i believe i said "looks like." take deep breaths and move away from your computer
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:15
whoah....i have some new found respect for scott smith. that was sick
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:15
Scott is 29-30 yrs old, he has a 12 yr old son? Way to cripple your future at 17 dude. Good thing this fighting thing panned out, otherwise my tax dollars would be paying your bills.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:15
Not a moment too soon. Why did he wait so long?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:17
big right hand. "If Carano was my mom, I'd still do her." hahahaha
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:18
Is his kid retarded or something?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:18
that was the craziest comeback ever! what the hell
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:19
tough fight. great right ear on smith
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:19
they could be his wife's kids.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:20
did he just say tom attencio was his masseuse?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:21
did he just say his massuese was tom atencio?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:21
oh sorry Fellow c. didnt see ya.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:22
Go Frank!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:22
I guess he did.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:23
Frank is gonna make Diaz' goatee inlay in his skull.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:23
Tom Attencio was happy to see that fight have a happy ending.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:23
dont feel bad i woul do her if she was my mom as well, ok stepmom lets not be sick.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:23
What happened to the skin on those guys?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:23
i don't know who i'm more impressed with tonight, scott smith or Pat Miletich's commentary
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:23
Lol Melendez look like Obama
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:24
Why don't the demonstrators have any skin?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:25
Fight I'd like to see? Mauro Renallo vs. a lion.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:26
It would be okay if it did not look like a 12 year old created it.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:26
Lol-a lion.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:27
They only do that in Africa.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:27
What guy doesn't like to bang? I mean I love to bang. Why not pick a less sexual catch-phrase.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:31
Okay I am totally late with this but... Cyborg's cage jump was a bit much given the weight issue, even if she was retaining water due to aunt flo's visit. However the full mouth kiss with her trainer (and husband) was the most unique MMA celebration you'll ever see in the middle of the cage.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:32
Why do Hispanics put their name across their backs? Is that so when they are getting nailed by their cell-mate in prison, the guy pounding them can remember who they are? I would say that would be effective if they all didn't have the same last name.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:33
What is that a gun on them?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:38
these announcers are seriously corny. it sounds like they're all geeked up on some bad coke, red bull much?!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:39
From a distance he looks like Diego Sanchez's uglier brother.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:41
"Eye opening knock out" someone fire this guy. At least ass-rape him.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:42
wow that guy got knocked into another dimension
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:43
Anyone ever notice that CP never breaks anything. They always just link to other people's news. I am wondering why I am here?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:43
Damn Damm doesnt know where he damn is
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:45
don't hate on the cp! biotch
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:46
Nice glasses ass-bag.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:47
CP loves me, they need me.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:48
Dear Cung, your agent fucking sucks. Please stop wasting everyone's time and come back to fighting.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:48
There is a difference in hating and making an observation.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:49
I would like to take a time machine back to six months ago, before every shitty hollywood producer discovered MMA.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:50
Mauro-go swallow the barrel of a .45
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:51
Nice over-bite Pat. Can't afford to reign that baby in huh.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:51
stockton's finest pubic hair is about to get plucked
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:54
GIANT DOUCHE vs TURD SANDWICH!!!!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:54
Why do both Diaz brothers have lisps? Too much dick-sucking growing up or something? How tough can you be when you sound like a kindergartner? Nice bitch punches by the way. Lol- "Captain Cannabis" nice.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:55
i hate diaz but i think he's gonna take ol' shamrock
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:56
why Diaz wear 3 shirts?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:56
Nice flip flops.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:57
What if they came to the center of the ring, stripped, and just started fucking? Would that blow your minds? Would that fulfill your fantasies?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 08:59
Bas!!!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:07
I dont have showtime! what weight are they fighting at?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:07
your a fucking homo
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:07
10-9 Turd Sandwich
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:08
Your or you're? I was just curious.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:08
Shamrock isn't going to win this fight unless he TKO/KO's him.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:08
Dana is that you?
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:11
Frank is going to wear himself out. I hate this anonymous homos.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:11
"These"
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:13
boooooo fuck diaz!!!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:13
Nick Diaz just warmed my heart and made me change my whole point of view on "street trash".
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:14
Wow...Diaz dominated him pretty bad
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:15
Fuck.. this is why i not watch strikeforce.. Diaz dont have any power at all, fucking boring...
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:15
What the fuck was that? What happened to the guy who fought Cung Le? That was fucking garbage.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:15
Yea, "passing of the torch" what a fag.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:15
that body shot was brutal...not nearly as much taunting for my taste though
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:16
Pussy fighters like this dont get far in other promos, like UFC and ofc old Pride, and DREAM etc.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:16
or maybe cung lee isnt shit eather your watching the minor leagues boys
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:16
Frank was out of shape.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:16
shamrock fight like a sissy
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:17
I GOT ONE WORD............. OR TWO........ FUCKING INFERIOR...
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:17
get the mic in front of diaz now so he can embarass himself
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:17
Yea right, 297? Who is the guy tracking this shit? Can he count? It is probably the same guy responsible for the "economy".
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:18
Frank just got BJ Penn'ed GSP style !
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:18
297 throws my ass..... it was more like 10 throws.. He's throws is like as much as a throw when i point at someone or something..
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:20
Frank is still breathing heavy like a half hour later.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:21
You and your fake brother need to retire.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:21
wow that black guy is a dumbass get a new announcer
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:22
Nick really wants his kicks...he must have a dime bag stashed in one
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:23
lmfao^^
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:24
I heard Nate holds it in his ass for Nick.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:24
ya, that was gay...^^ nice try...
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:26
Those braces must be really heavy.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:26
Mauro Raunallo is a fucking moron. He needs his mouth wired shut ASAP!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:27
Cyborg vs Carano plays like this to me. I can see Cyborg in the gym constantly fighting/practicing, you know getting used to fighting without a penis between her legs, and Carano running around playing the "pretty girl" for the first time in her fat life and training like a chick. Carano is going to get owned.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:30
Dude, who cares which one is winning? Carano is still the woman, and a beautiful one, in contrast to cyborg.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:31
I care, I am Gina's father. Luckily when I plug her, I do it doggy, so I don't see her face anyways.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:35
Humphrey and Dean were tryin some rastafarian conspiracy bullshit in that first fight
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:37
amazing
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:42
Thank you again, Nick Diaz, for making me believe I can smoke my weed and still kick ass. You're the champ in my eyes, buddy!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:48
Good night of fights. Now lets see if Diaz passes his drug test. His punches looked a little slower than usual.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:51
Fuck yeah Diaz I never doubted you or your bro. kig homie. also no lie i would so do cyborg or let her do me whatever.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 09:54
SantanaDVX, i hate to break it to you, but that makes you a fag.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 10:16
I hate strikeforce it's a shitty company...second rate lame show. saving grace cyborg, and Diaz. Good fucking show. :)
Sat, 04/11/09 - 10:47
strikeforces owns ufc.
Sat, 04/11/09 - 10:48
Phelps diaz = heroes
Sat, 04/11/09 - 10:50
I TOLD ALL YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS THAT DIAZ WAS GONNA DESTROY SHAMROCK. NOW WHAT MOTHER FUCKERS. NOW WHAT.......
Sat, 04/11/09 - 10:56
all you weed hater talk all your shit but yet u go drink and get behind the wheel and kill people, you worthless scumbags i hope you all get caught drinking and driving and get raped in prison. War Diaz and all weed smokers FUCK THE GOVERMENT DONT BE JEALOUS CAUSE YOU CAN'T TAX US MOTHER FUCKERS!!! 500 PLANTS STRONG AUNT SAM AIN'T GETTING SHIT FROM ME BUT A MIDDLE FINGER AND A FUCK YOU SISTER CHANT!! WAR NICK AND NATE NOTHING BUT RESPECT BROS!!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 10:56
Drunk driver is a true man right there speak the word my brother!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 11:04
I'll eat your dog and shine your shoes, fuck you! Irish spring.
Sun, 04/12/09 - 12:15
Capslock Hal-- you also ripped on any fighted who smoked weed, as much as you could. Are you dumb, deaf and blind? Or do you not reailze that Diaz is a regular smoker (of weed, obviously)? One way or another -- you're a dumbass. Please, stop posting.
Sun, 04/12/09 - 12:38
Now the real battle begins for Diaz, the drugs test!
Sun, 04/12/09 - 01:03
Hey, I'm about the only guy on here that said diaz would win, so... a double stockton heybuddy to all of you faggots. fuck yeah! suck one!!!
Sun, 04/12/09 - 01:37
My dick is so small now from smoking the chronic and singing ring ding dong ring a da ding ding dong keep ya head ringing
Sun, 04/12/09 - 02:38
Shamrock threw the fight. It was an embarrassing performance. MMA fans shouldn't tolerate the WWE games that Shamrock plays in the cage.
Sun, 04/12/09 - 05:16
hahaha.... I dont usually comment, but I had to when I read the description of the live blog, especially the phrase "make sure your CAPS LOCK key is disengaged (you know who are you are) " **cough** CAPS LOCK HAL **cough** I guess hes oblivious to the fact that its not only annoying, but unnecessary, oh well, everybody has their thing I guess Oh yea, The Diaz Boys = Impressive (I love to see Nate in his brothers corner. Nothing beats blood. Wouldnt it be devistating to see The Emelianenko Brothers working together.)
Sun, 04/12/09 - 05:19
I LOVE MEN AND AND THE WAY THEY MAKE MY SCROTUM FEEL AND DEEP ANAL PENETRATION.
Sun, 04/12/09 - 07:27
you all can suck it!! OLD MEN DON'T BELONG IN THE FCKING CAGE!!!! ESP OLD MEN WHO USE GEL N MOUSE IN THIER HAIR!!!! and to you pot haters, TRY pulling THE GOVERMENT'S DICK out of YOUR MOUTH!! but hey your prob drunk, it's not your fault.
Sun, 04/12/09 - 07:28
So next up, Cyborg vs. Carano at 180 for the Muffintop Weight championship of the world, I guess?
Sun, 04/12/09 - 07:30
btw "the Kid", alchol makes u impotent not weed, but your a little kid and prob belive everything the government tells you.... drink on little billy.
Sun, 04/12/09 - 07:33
For the record, technically, TKO by punches is called the reeferplata on the mean streets of Stockton. Your welcome.
Sun, 04/12/09 - 08:00
WHATEVER YOU WANNA BE MOTHER FUCKERS. ITS GOING TO END UP A NO CONTEST BECAUSE DUMB FUCK NICK CAN'T PASS HIS DRUG TEST BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING DUMB ASS THAT SMOKES DOPE. ITS ALSO PRETTY DAMN FUNNY HOW SOME OF YOU IDIOTS GET ON HERE AND PRETEND TO BE ME, AND SAY ALL THIS I'M GAY BULLSHIT. THATS TO FUCKING FUNNY. WHATEVER YOU FUCKING DOPE SMOKING LOSERS. KEEP SMOKING MORONS. KEEP SMOKING, AND YOU'LL SEE WHERE YOUR LIVES END UP.
Sun, 04/12/09 - 08:04
Kinda looked like Shamrock threw it to me too. 36 ain't that old...
Sun, 04/12/09 - 08:09
are all of Nick Diaz's fans little punk, wanna be thug, stoners? find a better role model
Sun, 04/12/09 - 08:31
Damn! the last time I watched a fight where a fighters punches were so ineffective and where the fighter looked to have that ( i'm already beat face ) was when Silva punched out Ace, I mean HOLY SHIT! Frank had absolutely NO offense and even less defense...it was a sad affair. I will give Diaz props tho for helpin Frank up and raising his arm showed alot of class ...ALOT more class than PENN ever showed GSP, LOL
Sun, 04/12/09 - 08:36
I like the Diaz brothers. The brash attitudes they have make it entertaining. The fact that he is so cocky he will even talk shit mid fight amuses me to no end. What you people fail to see is that Diaz knows how to play the game. All the shit talking, pushing shamrock at the presser, smoking pot, he is getting us to talk about him. Thats exactly what he wants. Perhaps he isn't as stupid as he seems. Diaz poses a bunch of problems for his opponents. He has a very good chin. He can outbox almost anyone in MMA. And what is someone to do that is getting peppered by his punches? Take him to the ground? haha, thats where he is strongest. Complete fighter, only thing missing is true knock out power. I don't judge people who smoke pot. If that's your choice then go for it. I will say this though; in my experiance pot smokers are very lazy, unmotivated people. Another thing that bugged me about a few of you people is this: It's spelled government people. If you are going to talk shit make sure you look half ass intelligent.
Sun, 04/12/09 - 08:38
I hate strikeforce.
Sun, 04/12/09 - 08:49
FUCK YOU WALRUS. WHY DON'T YOU STOP POSTING. CAGEPOTATO IS THE GREATEST FREAKIN WEB SITE I'VE EVER BEEN ON, AND I LOVE PROVING YOU STUPID ASS POT SMOKERS WRONG ON EVERYTHING I POST ABOUT. DON'T HATE CAUSE I'M GREAT.
Sun, 04/12/09 - 09:03
stfu faggot. Smith - Radach was the only good fight on this card.
Sun, 04/12/09 - 09:13
Diaz may be great at getting in his opponents head and world class at bjj, but his boxing technique leaves much to be desired, don't let pat militech or his effectiveness vs shamrock fool you
Sun, 04/12/09 - 09:22
Yes Billy, Nick Diaz is clearly the classiest person in the history of mma, only slightly above his opponent last night "The Legend (in his own eyes)" Frank Shamrock
Sun, 04/12/09 - 10:06
Oh yes. It was truly sweet to see Nick put his chin out there for frank to hit, and see franks' cocky showboatin' ass fail. Nick is crazy but he's not a showboater. He showed us the Nick Diaz that beat Takanori Gomi a few years ago. Great fight Nick, thanx youtube.
Sun, 04/12/09 - 10:10
I smoke a lot of dank and like nick diaz as a fighter, but im not what you would consider a thug or punk. but im not from stockton, i represent other parts of the 209
Sun, 04/19/09 - 03:46
Who gives a shit if Cyborg was 5 pounds to heavy ITS ONLY 5 POUNDS ROGERS WEIGHED ABOUT 20 SOMETHING POUNDS MOE THAN HUMPHRY THEY NEDED TO STOP BITCHIN AND COMPLAININ THAT CHINESER NEEDS TO BACK TO WHERE SHE CAME FROM
Fri, 05/01/09 - 11:24
its funny how it said we cud expect bad sportsman ship from both these fighters when after the fight they were both respectful to each other and diaz even raised shamrocks hand after the fight and called him the legend. how is that bad sportsmanship? i mean no duh they talk shit before the fight, thats what they are both known for and thats what gets ppls attention but after the fight they were far from shit talking. so much for the bad sportsmenship
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