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Strikeforce Video Hype: Fedor’s Sweater Relaxes in Russia, Mayhem Prepares for His Masterpiece + More


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Letting Jerry Millen and his D-bag friend Ron introduce this footage of Fedor Emelianenko kickin’ it in Stary Oskol may be an immediate buzzkill, but stick with it and you’ll catch the Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory paying its respects at church and settling down for a nice cup of tea. Hopefully tonight’s episode of Fight Camp 360 will shed a little more insight on where the sweater came from and what it might want from us.



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Jason Miller looks at his upcoming match against Jake Shields as the most important match of his career, and his chance to prove himself as a world-class fighter. He analyzes the fight thusly: "I think Shields is a great opponent, but there’s some glaring weaknesses in his game, mainly in his standup and his being more one-dimensional towards grappling. Jake has a problem in that he relies on his grappling way too much, and with most opponents he can submit them, [but] he’s not gonna be able to submit me, and he’s going to have a hell of a lot of trouble taking me down. So, it’s gonna turn into a kickboxing match, and I’m a better kickboxer."


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Uncontrolled passion about video games? Check. Fightlinker t-shirt? Check. Yeah, it’s official — Roxanne Modafferi is one of the biggest nerds in MMA. But as Marloes Coenen learned at the K-Grace women’s tournament back in May 2007, she’s not a nerd to be trifled with. Roxy will try to make it 2-0 against Coenen when they meet for a rematch during the preliminary card of "Fedor vs. Rogers" on Saturday.

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Shifty- November 4, 2009 at 7:24 am
The sweater does not give any ability or power to Fedor, but only has the strength to contain the power of Fedor himself. When Fedor wears this sweater leading into a fight, its allows him to store energy and power, only to be released when he removes the shirt just before making his way to the ring.
parchy mcthirst- November 4, 2009 at 12:50 am
thats great ron, why dont you take a seat in the baggage section? by the way, that cleric is crispin glover's father
Endocat- November 3, 2009 at 7:56 pm
she bought that crap a gamestop

they probably robbed her blind
tallkitchenbags- November 3, 2009 at 6:11 pm
also, buy roxy a tripod and a new pair of glasses.
tallkitchenbags- November 3, 2009 at 6:08 pm
give her a make over she'd be kinda hot.
also don't mock the sweater, the sweater has an aura of quiet dignity and ice cream
Red Baron- November 3, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Have you noticed a common thread among the great MMA fighters? What do these men have in common:
Fedor
Rickson Gracie
Royce Gracie
Matt Hughes
GSP
Anderson Silva
Randy Couture
Liddell

Give up? They all have a quiet dignity about them, and a reverence for their art...and most notably...they don't use the f-bomb twice in every sentence as though the best five years of their life were spent in the 5th grade. This contrary to the flash-in-the-pan loudmouthes who only got near the top thru God-given ability, i.e., Tito, Leben, Diaz x 2, etc.

I'm just sayin'...
Da Spied Her- November 3, 2009 at 3:07 pm
WAR ROXY!!!! And I don't mean the War Machine kind of War...
Danny Trejos Chest Tattoo- November 3, 2009 at 3:07 pm
When did Mayhem develop a lisp? are my speakers broken?
TacoMafia- November 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm
If only i could find that sweater....I would wear it everywhere too.....
shitbag- November 3, 2009 at 2:29 pm
God I FUCKING HATE Jerry Millen! Motherfucker I fucking HATE that fucking guy!
One Two- November 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Roxy is awesome wish her the best
831 Son- November 3, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I second that.^
nocareever- November 3, 2009 at 2:08 pm
im in.
Titos Head- November 3, 2009 at 2:07 pm
so can we get a group buy on those sweaters?
MachidaVsSilva- November 3, 2009 at 2:02 pm
War Fedor
nocareever- November 3, 2009 at 1:58 pm
she prolly gives ill head.
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