do you plan to hide on fathers day again this year?

have you ever read a book? was it before or after you were in jail?

will you go bankrupt after your second gym opens? will you ever show up? will you still ever pay honda cafeteria for that donut you took?

who wears a bigger jock? you or your behemoth sister?

1.do you think cucumbers taste better pickled?
2.What’s your favorite movie? (Godzilla: Final Wars excluded)
3. Who would you rather: George Lucas or George Lucas’ daughter?
4. I just started dating this girl and when she used my bathroom for the first time the other day I noticed afterward that she left the seat up and there was pee on the rim. Should I be concerned?

Gary, did you click on that link provided by asdlin?
if so, is it spam?

high quality? reasonable price?
free shi pping accept pay pal,
you can order all kind of things you want,
believe me , trust me .
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Anderson Silva or GSP?
Jail or Spitsbing?
How does it feel getting punched in the face?
What was the most (physically) painful experience of your MMA career?
Your thoughts on Danna White’s compounding douchness?
If there’s one fighter you can fight one last time, who would it be?
Tits or ass?

Ok, maybe something you’re not interested in answering, but who would you give(considering IF DS beats lesnar..*ahem*) .. Who do you give Dos Santos V Velásquez to, and by what? Personally, i think Velasquez via TKO round 3, but i may be proved wrong, what do you think? And why?

^ Not Tim Sylvia?

@RwilsonR – If shooting is allowed, my money would be on Brock Lesnar and Matt Hughes.

In a serious fight, who would win – JCVD from 2008 in JCVD, or Steven Seagal from 2009 in Steven Seagal: Lawman?

In a serious fight, who would win – JCVD from 1988 in Bloodsport, or Steven Seagal from 1992 in Under Siege?

What’s a good gift to give my mother-in-law for Mother’s Day? Keep in mind that no matter what I give, it will not be good enough.

Is Tom Cruise really in the closet?

If the US government shuts down this evening, is the person responsible Barack Obama or Osama Bin Laden?

Gary, can you weigh in on this?
Could the LA Sparks players on the shoulders of the Toronto Raptors players be permitted to play the LA Lakers?
What if Fedor was able to be on the shoulders of a random Toronto Raptors player, and he would be allowed to shoot for takedowns, but not allowed to kick?

@Danomite
What about LA Sparks players on the shoulders of Toronto Raptors players vs. the LA Lakers, could this be permitted?

@fried taco
No, Fried Tacos are banned from fighting for the same reasons that Velociraptors are not allowed to participate in cockfighting and the LA Lakers aren’t allowed to play the LA Sparks

@ danomite – I used Wikipedia. Get this… they have a province (kinda like a state, I think) called Nunavut Territory. Who knew? Crazy canucks!

Questions for Gary:
1.When you received your first Big check from an MMA fight(presumably from your time in Japan) what was the first Big purchase you made?
2.Did you ever offer Dana White advice on how to deal with hair loss?
3.What was the craziest marketing campaign you were approached with while in Japan?
4.What was the craziest marketing campaign you took part in while in Japan?
5.Is Blackenese the proper term to describe a person who is half Japanese and half African?
6.I live in Montreal, My Daughter is 1/4 native american indian, 1/4 Irish, 1/2 Trini and lives in Canada, is calling her Canadian categorically wrong?
7.U know the thing they say about Chinese and Japanese girls with the sideways you know what….confirm/deny?

Looking forward to your answers,

Dear Gary,
Why did you lose your “Crazy Horse” moniker? I mean why change you brand man? Everyone knew you!

@danomite – Number 7: is the taco fried? Because then it would win hands down.

@RwilsonR
good point, i need to brush up on my Canadian politics.
and as for best kid’s sammich? Knuckle, obviously.

What was going through your head when you went on that wild police chase in your big truck where you hit several cars? Was it really Red Bull and lack of sleep that caused that?

Best kid’s sammich – balogna or pb&j?

If the world is indeed going to end in 2012, what is the one thing you would like to do before that happens?

@ danomite – He’s Canadian. He doesn’t need questions about US Presidents.
 
This is more like it – Would you consider the first term or second term as Prime Minister for Sir John MacDonald the most successful?

now more fun:
1. who is the best black canadian fighter, you or Carlos Newton?
2. boxers or briefs?
3. which black athlete or movie star do you get mistaken for most often? My money is on LT (Ladanian Tomlinson, not the other guy)

G

Have you fucked a bitch with better pussy than Jesus Frijoles?

ok, more serious question:
1. who is your favorite fighter now and who is your favorite fighter all time?

now some better questions:
1. when you arm wrestled, did you ever go “over the top” to beat a guy, or was that move banned?
2. what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
3. does kuk sool won still exist? what fighting style do you think is better, kuk sool won or frye kwon do?
4. which has the better groupies, arm wrestling or MMA?
5. do you like your oatmeal lumpy?
6. if you could have any super power what would it be? (saying superman’s powers doesn’t count)
7. who would win in a fight? a taco or a grilled cheese sandwich (assuming prison rules)?
8. George W. Bush: great president, or greatest president?

Dear Gary,

What is your take on the “No 12 to 6″ elbow strikes rule?

Ok. serious questions:
1. what’s life like after retirement? have you been able to find a job that doesn’t involve getting punched in the face?
2. have you ever considered becoming a ref or judge?
3. who, out of all the people you have fought, hit the hardest?
4. what do you think about Zuffa being the only big organization left?

I had another question but I forgot it. Too busy thinking about a penis on my forehead.

@RSparrow – it would be awesome if you could use the cock on your forehead to bang with.

When you were elbowing Paul Hererra like that, did you ever stop and think to yourself, even for just a second, “I sure hope I don’t hit my funny bone on his skull, because that would be embarrassing”?

What if you could bang the chic anytime you wanted.. but same rules apply.

Big Daddy, you fought many times in Japan and I was wondering if you even like Japanese food? And if not, what did you survive on? If so, what’s the strangest thing you ever ate there?

If given the opportunity to fuck anyone in the world that you want, but in return you had to have a limp cock that’s attached to your forehead for the rest of your life, would you take it? The cock doesn’t get hard, it just sits there, and when you run or work out it bounces around…

Dear Gary,
What does “hittin’ switches and clockin’ bitches mean”?

Did you consider tapping when Mousassi was riding your face?

What was going through your mind during the Pedro Octavio fight at IVC 1 back in ’97.

Is Gary, Indiana the blackest city in America?

How much would it take to get you to fight Karma, Sudos, Lil Sudos and MRuss? The same night? At the same time??

Would it be possible for you to spar at 100% with Karmaatemycat?

If a guy is railing you in the ass, I mean really giving it to you, and you pop a semi does that mean youre “gay” ?

Dear Gary,
How come you never got paid what you deserved? Why were people always ripping you off? And why was it so hard to save?
Not to push any buttons.

Will CP ever reintroduce the edit function?

Dear Gary. at what point in the article of reading questions , did you realize that your going to hate your new job?

What’s it like being the only black guy in Canada?

Dear gary , what did it feel like retiring before your found the keymaster?

GSP or Shields?

What is the number 1 rule change you would make to the unified rules used by the UFC (and now Strikeforce)?

In light of the Strikeforce purchase by the UFC, what do you see the MMA landscape being in the next 10-20 years (for the fighters and fans)?

I have a 1988 Lincoln Town Car that accelerates suddenly, without my foot on the gas pedal. I’ve tried changing out the idle air control valve, and the throttle position sensor seems to be working. What else can I do before bringing it in to the mechanic?

Dear, Gray Goodridge

How much is CagePotato is paying you?

Please tell us some crazy stories about your sister.

35 wins
46 losses

total combined record in mma and k-1

*what do you attribute this massive succesfull record to?*

how much bigger is Tito Ortiz’s head V.s. yours and and what distance does tito’s head’s gravitational pull effect your equalibrium

Do you hold it as a moral victory knowing that is was apon your head that Fedor first broke his mighty fist?

How do I know if I’m a black man? I mean, I’m white. But sometimes I just, you know…… feel it.

What are the betting lines on any of these (besides bens boring shit) actually getting answered?
the line on him going jay and silent bob and showing up at all of our doors to kick our asses?
the line on him ever writing a first never mind a second article?

OK, so there is this really cute girl in my office but she is a lesbian(like for real, I asked Al Gore) Gary, my question to you as a gentleman adventurer is this, do you know where I might acquire a bottle of chloraform?

What is the most awkward moment you’ve had backstage at an event?

Ever notice that the racist comments come from the shallow end of the gene pool?

What would you do to have 72 virgins waiting for you in heaven?

What are your thoughts and feelings on the current sittuation in Japan? And on a related subject, what the hell is wrong with Japanese people?!

ha someone get this thread on digg

Which win for you was the most satisfying?

What was the craziest thing a fighter whispered to you when fighting?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

What is best in life?
If you could fight any historical figure, alive or dead who would it be and why?
If Valhalla exists, what would you like to hear Crom say to you when you reach the great hall?

Really liked watching Gary in K-1 and pissed myself over loads of these questions.
And LOKI, it depends if Steven Seagal is on the train!!

If you’d landed that many 12-6 elbows in a fight under the current unified rules, refereed by Steve Mazagatti, what are the odds he’d disqualify the other guy?

Also, what’s the going rate for contributing to this website?

Do you prefer the American way of looking at combat athletes, where if you lose a bunch of times in a row after having an illustrious career the fans want you to retire in order to “save your legacy.” Or do you prefer the Japanese way, where over the hill stars like Sakuraba and Minowaman are still fighting and being adored even as they rack up the losses?

Who was the most famous chick you nailed?
id she do it because you are black and wanted to piss off her daddy or because you are a fighter and she wanted to piss off her daddy?

BAHAHAHA!! Gary Goodridge and CP…..no wait, that is perfect. Two lame record entities, partnering….PERFECTION has been attained!!

The trains don’t meet because they are on different tracks.

And the big winner is Loki with the SAT question!

Have you ever fired 2 guns whilst jumping through the air?

The Undertaker told me to ask you this one; “….Ya wanna do it?”

If train A leaves Chicago traveling 100MPH and train B leaves New York traveling 150MPH and the distance between the two cites is 600 miles how far from New York will it be when the two trains meet?

Given your background in MMA and arm wrestling, did you ever consider a move to XARM?

Which fighters are secretly teh gheyz?

Tell us about the funniest mma-related experience in your life?
What are the 5 craziest rumors about any mma fighter?
If you were eighteen again, what would you do different career-wise?

I’ve got an artesian well on my property, and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions?

How many midgets could you take……sexually?

Do you realize that the letters of your name spell out: I DODGE GROG. YAR.
Does this mean anything?

Who is the biggest dickhead you have ever dealt with in your MMA career?
 
Please describe, in detail, your most glorifying experience in MMA?
 
Which fighters do you respect the most, and despise the most? Why?

lol wow cage potato really? dont you guys talk shit on goodridge every chance you get?

Are you my dad?

Fuck, marry, kill: Frank Fertitta, Lorenzo Fertitta, Dana White?

How does it feel that the most awesome, devestating, dominating, ninjaish thing you ever did came in your UFC debut?

Did you learn your lesson about stealing white girls and climbing buildings?

Do you feel being Canadian hurts your “blackness” status? Follow up question: are Canadian blacks blacker than European blacks?

If nobody was looking and you’d never get caught, what would you honestly like to do to people who screw up you name and say Goodrich instead of Goodridge?

When Mr. Intercept440 unnecessarily insulted you a few questions back, did it make everything okay because he added the words “no offense” after it?

Why don’t people name their kids Gary anymore?

Best base skill for MMA, wrestling, BJJ….etc..

Spinal subs, should thay be legal or not?

Gary, what is your writing style? Mythic, phenomenological, theoretical, or scientific?

Just kidding dude. I know you dont know what “is” means.

How often are you mistaken for Gilbert Yvel?

Ring or cage?

Who is the biggest asshole in the fight game?

What was the most corrupt fight promotion you’ve worked for?

@ BG – ah, those are easy:
-This.
-90
-Yvel

Fuck, marry, kill: Japanese chicks, Brazilian chicks, American chicks?

What do you think about George Lucas’ daughter fighting?

http://msn.foxsports.com/boxing/story/star-wars-creator-george-lucas-daughter-returning-to-cage-fighting-career-040711

I’ll add a couple of my own…

- What’s the scariest experience you’ve ever had with a fan or fighter-groupie?

- Fill in the blank: __% of fighters use steroids.

- Who was the most intimidating opponent you’ve ever faced?

Who are some of the real good guys and which ones are assholes in real life?

Say you’re “smacking bellies” with a girl raw dog style, she tells you that she has herpes while you’re balls deep in her. What do you do next?

mailbag style? more like trollbag style. Good work fellas.

Which MMA rules would you like to see changed? (Strikes, judging, rounds, standups vs stalling, etc)

What ever happened to those dead hookers? I know I said I didn’t want to know but…I want to know.

although some of you may like the fact that cp now has a real fighter to write articles.. lets be real what kind of articles are we going to get written by a guy who has been hit in the head more times than jenna’s asshole has had cock in it.

no offense there mistr goodrich, but you do realize these guy can only pay you in cornuts and diet coke?

What the fuck? Cage Potato actually got in contact with a legitimate mma fight, and somehow managed to convince him to write for them? Just when I thought this site was about to go down in flames. Good Cage Potato, good work.

Honestly, I wanna know about the locker room bonuses in the UFC. How much extra cash do you guys pull over the stated amount that the state commision releases?

Why can’t you kiss a hooker?

You have a crap ton of losses. What do you attribute that to?

Burrito, that thing on your back is your twin brother. We have dicsussed this before. If we remove it you will lose all your powers.

Wait, wait, I meant, my friend’s girlfriend has a penis, what should he do?

My girlfriend has a penis, what should I do?

Can you pop this thing in the middle of my back? Its gross and I can’t reach it.

Did you see the video known around here as “Little Zangief”?
Did “Little Daddy” ever have trouble with bullies?

Which style of competition do you prefer
Old-school, No Holds Barred UFC?
K-1?
PRIDE-style MMA (ring, knees, soccer kicks)?
Modern MMA (cage, elbows, no knees to grounded opponent)?

What is the deal with airplane food?

Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris’ beard and Don Frye’s mustache?

Zombie apocalypse, are you ready for it? Where are you on the shotgun vs rifle debate? Are you going to hole up somewhere or travel and scavenge the post apocalyptic landscape. Forum members want to know.

Just how much ass do fighters pull. I gotta figure chicks are down to do the dirty after seeing a fight haha.

Mr. Goodridge….

Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party.

Remember: your under oath.

Awesome! Bringing some weight to CP is a great idea!!! Congrats guys!!