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We’ve flirted with this idea before. We even gave you a brief tease before we decided we’re saving ourselves for a committed relationship. But this time around, we’re being totally serious: Ask the Potato is returning. Starting this Saturday, we’ll be generously sharing our knowledge with you on anything (at least somewhat MMA related) that your heart desires. And we’ll be doing this on a consistent basis from now on. You’re welcome in advance.

Basically, you can send us questions through our Facebook page. You can tweet them to us from that Twitter account you pretend you don’t have. You can register for our forums and post your questions there. Or you can just post them in the comments section of this article. You know, whatever works for you.

Aaaaaaannnnnnddddddd….GO!

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Jesus Frijoles- October 20, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Would it be a bad idea to invite my ex wife to my wedding? Take into consideration that my ex was convinced that I was fucking my current girlfriend when we were married. Also, for any forum guys reading this, should I invite my cousin?
jfjjfjff- October 20, 2011 at 9:31 am
from reading these comments, it's clear that the populace doesn't know how to operate a magic 8 ball.
jfjjfjff- October 20, 2011 at 9:29 am
is this website ever going to be not terrible?
Nut Puncher 9000- October 20, 2011 at 4:34 am
One Real: In modern MMA, Which do you think has more of an influence on the outcome of a fight, a fighter's raw athleticism or the ability to make a large healthy weight cut?

One Kinda Real: Have you ever been hit hard in the Liver? If so, Would you prefer a beatdown via Bas Rutten Liver punches or a Vicious Head Kick KO via CC in his prime? (explain) If not, would you please set up some sort of contest where we, the viewers, end up experiencing a video of CP staff taking Liver punches?

One Could-be Real: When you come around the corner and are startled by a cardboard cutout of Kimbo you shart yourself ...What do you do...WHAT do you do?
RwilsonR- October 19, 2011 at 11:14 pm
This is a serious question - if we start a collection here on CP (similar to the one we took up for Karma), would Ben and MRuss consider fighting each other in a winner take all MMA match for the money? This obviously would be taped and put on the site for our enjoyment. Or it could be a charity match and you could give the money to your mustache charity. Whatever, just make it happen.
RwilsonR- October 19, 2011 at 11:07 pm
Which fighter has a better solution to MMA's current judging problem - BJ Penn's suggestion that we eliminate judges altogether, or Nick Ring's suggestion that we replace 'Octagon Control' with 'Fabulousness' as one of the primary judging criteria?
RwilsonR- October 19, 2011 at 10:50 pm
At what age did Tommy Lee Jones first look 60?
RwilsonR- October 19, 2011 at 10:48 pm
Is Anderson Silva's new obsession with Justin Bieber just him taking his Michael Jackson impersonation too far?
RwilsonR- October 19, 2011 at 10:31 pm
We all know that Hoos Palhares is just a shaved Manbearverine, but is Manny Gamburyan just a shaved version of one of those trolls crawling around that castle in Willow?
RwilsonR- October 19, 2011 at 10:23 pm
In an interview, who do you think you could unknowingly get to say a sentence with 10 or more words in it first - Chuck Liddell, Gray Maynard, or Brian Stann?
RwilsonR- October 19, 2011 at 10:19 pm
If Dana White popped all the whiteheads on Nate Marquardt's back and put the puss onto some fries and poured gravy on it, and told Ben he would give him press credentials if he told his MRuss it was his favorite national dish and had him eat it, would you do that?
RwilsonR- October 19, 2011 at 10:08 pm
If you had to have one of these physical features for the rest of your life, which would you choose - Tito's head, Bigfoot's chin, Tre Teligman's chest, Cris Cyborg's cock?
RwilsonR- October 19, 2011 at 9:55 pm
If Gary Goodridge were to pick "Who's Blacker?" between BG, MRuss, and Rex, who would he pick? Keep in mind, he already told me the answer.
Brunkfunk- October 19, 2011 at 9:46 pm
if i fuck my dad when hes sleeping will i get an A in my english exam?


Should i take this other line?
Del Fuego- October 19, 2011 at 8:48 pm
That potato looks delicious.
Dizzylittlelord- October 19, 2011 at 7:39 pm
genuinely who do you see as the top 5 in every division
Viva Hate- October 19, 2011 at 6:08 pm
Ok, four woman, four moves, you decide who gets what. Arianny Celeste, Gina Carano, Brittney Palmer, and Chandella Powell, the chili dog, donkey punch, Alabama booty call, and angry pirate, who gets what and why?
noahnasty- October 19, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Who's gonna be UFC champion in every division, including the flywieghts, at the end of 2012.
danomite- October 19, 2011 at 3:18 pm
are your captchas telling you to kill people or is it just me?
danomite- October 19, 2011 at 3:16 pm
whatever happened to the questions Dan Henderson was supposed to answer for us?
RSparrow- October 19, 2011 at 2:54 pm
I couldn't get Overeem or Goodridge to answer, but I tried.
RSparrow- October 19, 2011 at 2:51 pm
This question needs to be answered... First, pick the hottest girl on the planet in your opinion... now imagine that you can bang this girl twice a day for the rest of your life, whenever and however you want to... the only thing is.... you have a regular sized, non-fuctioning, dangling cock on your forehead right between your eyes. It doesn't get hard, you can't pee out of it, but it bounces around when you walk around, look both ways at intersections, etc. You have to continue your normal days, job, etc... WOULD YOU DO IT???
intercept440- October 19, 2011 at 2:10 pm
if frank mir was to ever get brock lesnar in a choke hold. would he actually kill him? or just a babalu sobral on him?.
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or would big john mccarthy actually punch the shit out of mir to make him stop?
El Famous Burrito- October 19, 2011 at 1:57 pm
If you could be any kind of lunch meat, what kind would you be?
Stak40- October 19, 2011 at 1:47 pm
If DW promised to give CP its press credentials back and all access pass to wherever or whomever you want and all you had to do is suck his dick, would you? Honestly would you? You decide whether spitting or swallowing is relevant!!
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