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Superfight of the Century Alert: Art Jimmerson Calls out Kimbo Slice

Oh, great, vengeful God (or Zorp), please let this happen. If you can allow Razor Ramone to be assisted off his wheelchair, only to be repeatedly kicked and hit with steel chairs in front of an audience of less than 500 people, then surely you can allow this to happen. In a recent interview with MMAfighting.com, none other than Art Jimmerson, the man behind the most embarrassing loss in UFC History, challenged the former Youtube sensation, MoneyTalks star, UFC fighter, and 2-0 boxer Kevin “Kimbo Slice” Ferguson to a boxing match, stating:

Kimbo, I dare you. Right now, I want you and if you give me a chance to redeem myself as far as boxing… You can’t beat a real boxer. You can’t. I mean, right now, I respect you as an MMA fighter before but boxing… night and day. I’ve been there, I’ve done that and I’ve tried MMA, I failed. So now you’re in my ring. In my ring, I can’t be beat. I don’t care if it’s Royce Gracie or Kimbo Slice. It’s been a few years (since my last boxing match) but you gotta understand, I’m in the gym every day. … I don’t see him lasting three rounds with me. I want it to happen right now, me and Kimbo Slice. I’m calling him out.

And here you thought our buddy Ariel Helwani was just a shit stirrer. Jimmerson, now 48 years young, has actually risen from the ashes of his infamous defeat to become the current head boxing instructor at the UFC gym. When asked what he thought of Kimbo’s boxing success, “One Glove” went on to call Ferguson’s opponents “trash cans,” which, in all fairness, seems about right. And far be it from us to let the fact that Art hasn’t fought since 2002 and is on a string of 8 TKO losses (with 1 DQ thrown in) dating back to 1997 stop this match-up from happening. Because no amount of watching Tank Abbott continue his downward spiral will satiate our appetite for freak show fights, especially since we found out that the Ken Shamrock/James Toney match would not be going down. That left us really empty inside.

So, on an anticipation scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Andrei Arlovski vs. Travis Fulton 2, and 10 being Zimmer vs. Martinez 2, how stoked are you for this fight? Take the weekend to think this one over, Potato Nation.

-Danga 

 

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ReX13- November 12, 2011 at 11:03 am
where is this streaming? And who do i send my card number to?
RwilsonR- November 11, 2011 at 9:25 pm
WTF? Art Jimmerson is only 48? So he was only 30 at UFC 1? I thought he was 48 back then.
Bluntaholic- November 11, 2011 at 5:43 pm
but again know what i'm saying but again I think my gloves at my moms house but again it doesn't matter but again I'm still fighting but again kimbo's but again fighting but again tarshcans but again , but again , but again.
myklhoey- November 11, 2011 at 3:36 pm
(And far be it from us to let the fact that Art hasn’t fought since 2002 and is on a string of 8 TKO losses (with 1 DQ thrown in) dating back to 1997 stop this match-up from happening.)

LOL HAHAHA that is fuuny stuff, this dudes been knocked around so much he can barley talk, he is not a mma legend, so wat he was there at the birth, hes done nuttin for the sport and i highly doubt that ufc fighta's go to him for trainin.
one glove thats his legacy
Viva Hate- November 11, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Gina Carano was right, fighting is like sex, gentlemen this fight is the two girls, one cup of fighting, You hate to admit it but you watch it, you hate to admit it but it made you happy.
JUDOknowSHIT- November 11, 2011 at 2:46 pm
1. no 10. no wait, which one means "i'll wait for the gifs" ?
Fried Taco- November 11, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Kimbo Slice is the man, ain't nobody can beat him. He's from the backyard. Ask Tank how much harder it is in the backyard, he'll tell ya. Say goodnight Mr. One Glove.
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