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Support St. Jude’s and Win a Date With Bellator Ring Girl Jade Bryce at the 2012 Fighter’s Only World MMA Awards!

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(Sure, when Jade hangs out naked surrounded by photos of herself, it’s sexy, but when I do it, my neighbors call the cops.)

Here’s what we’ve learned about Bellator ring girl Jade Bryce in recent months:

1. She is a staunch supporter of the “No pants, no problem” policy when it comes to photo shoots. Seriously, there is not a problem on this Earth she wouldn’t attempt to solve by dropping trou, God bless her.

2. She could whip even the fattest of asses into tip top shape.

3. Her looks are only surpassed by her incredibly humble humanitarian efforts.

So with all that in mind, it makes sense that Jade — who has been nominated for “Ring Girl of the Year” at the 2012 Fighters Only World MMA Awards — will be auctioning off her plus one ticket for the event to the highest bidder in an effort to raise money for the children’s charity St. Jude’s. It’s an incredibly kindhearted move on Bryce’s part that deserves recognition, although if you ask us, the real charity here is that Bryce is willing to spend an evening being ogled at by someone like this while reminding them that “No, I will not demonstrate a proper triangle choke on you later tonight.”

Regardless, Bryce seemed her usual cheerful self while describing both the details of the evening and the cause at hand:

The winner will attend the ceremony with me. We will walk the red carpet and experience the event together. They will only have to win the auction and pay for their flight to Las Vegas; a hotel room will be provided for them. Although I should point out that I won’t be in the hotel room with them!

The mission of St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital is to advance cures, and means of prevention, for pediatric catastrophic diseases through research and treatment. No child is denied treatment based on race, religion or a family’s ability to pay. Every month I try and do something creative on how to help children in need, and this month I hope to use this opportunity to bless children with cancer.

100% of the profits will go to St. Jude’s, so you can place your bids here (somehow, as of this writing there have been none) and vote on this year’s categories for the 2012 World MMA Awards here.

-J. Jones

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mma4ever- December 27, 2012 at 9:33 am
So thats who she's cheating with.
Fried Taco- December 27, 2012 at 9:00 am
Ha, I thought she was joking about auctioning it off when I told her I was busy that night! But I did tell her I'd stop by her room at the hotel later...
cman- December 27, 2012 at 2:19 am
Well it is for a kids charity, but no travel and bids start at 500. So from here bid plus 400 if booked early to eat an event meal with a hot chick who has globally announced you're pre rejected.
'Hi world, hot date, paid for it, she spooned another dude".
Got the money, but I'm better served donating 1/3 to the charity and ignoring this publicity bit. If she travelled to me, might bid. Got a flight sponsor like a real auction, might bid. Saw something better than an award she won't win, with no clothing/flight/any sponsors making this a Oscar esque moment, I might bid.
Instead lll send charity 25.00 and prolly have more benifit a kid.
Hope she reads this.
mma4ever- December 26, 2012 at 9:49 pm
Her arms look dirty and her chest looks ivory and she wont even come to your room for a drink..who does this bitch think she is. six pack an a dirty book is money better spent...
cman- December 26, 2012 at 5:35 pm
Porn credentials?
JUDOknowSHIT- December 26, 2012 at 1:44 pm
yah not the best pic.. whatever tho. don't act like you guys wouldn't plow that fuckin field 'til the cows came home.
Mr_Misanthropy- December 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm
I can bid about six cans of raviolis. Can we turn this into a food drive sort of a thing? Kids get hungry too, you know.
pinoy prince- December 26, 2012 at 10:21 am
I seen her live,when bellator came to tampa..she is not all that. Photo shop works magics!
blackboxmma- December 26, 2012 at 9:27 am
you got to do better than a side tit picture to get my bid
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