'Supremacy MMA' Video Game Trailer: The Worst Thing You Will See All Day
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UFC Undisputed 2010 and EA MMA may be getting all the attention, but there's another MMA video game in production that could have a big impact among idiots. The game is called Supremacy MMA, and you can check out the trailer above. You will see:
- MMA described with the words "illegal, unauthorized, brutal"
- Barbed wire
- Pitbulls
- Snakes
- Skulls
- Wolves
- X-rays of broken bones
- Ring girl asses
- Spiders
- A mushroom cloud
- Exactly three frames of gameplay footage, which are edited in so quickly that you might miss them if you're not paying attention
All that, and a generic thrash-metal soundtrack. Basically, you have every visual signifier of MMA meathead culture, with zero substance to speak of. A Gamepro article posted yesterday offers these additional facts:
— The game developer, Kung Fu Factory, is comprised of individuals who worked on UFC Undisputed 2009 and several other fighting games. The team is driven by authenticity to the "spirit" of the sport. In other words: Eff you, realism.
— When a fighter is knocked out, a quick vignette overlays the action, showing an x-ray of the damage inflicted.
— There are no strength, stamina, or agility stats. Currently, the only fighting styles announced are Muay Thai and Karate, though Kung Fu Factory may be considering a variety of different and unconventional fighting styles.
— There will be no official connection to/licensing of any real-life fighters or MMA organizations.
As awesome as that sounds, I'm still holding out for Psychotic Heart-Ripping MMA Fighter: The Video Game. Make it happen, Rockstar...
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Comments
Swedish Says:
What is Mauy Thai ? Is that a new fruity drink?
Get Off Me Says:
Is this the long aniticpated return of Buzz, Ty and Kato?
Or did I just watch a trailer for the new movie "Being Chuck Liddell"?
J-Dog Says:
Sounds like they should add cool old-school fighting game stuff like:
Shi-RUUU-ken!!!!
and : FINISH HIM!!!
Dante Says:
tuuuuurrrible.
Viva Hate Says:
Wow I did a Google search for screen shots of the game, it looks like complete garbage. At least they made no effort in the graphics department and did absolutely no effort to research anything to do with MMA. They did play up the stereotypes of MMA being shady and shifty, fighting in strip clubs. There is also a wonderful screenshot of one fighter landing a WWE style northern lights suplex, I can recall that happening a lot.
Dante Says:
You'll be able to pick this bad boy up in the Affliction section at your local Macy's.
El Famous Burrito Says:
Why don't they just bring back Pit Fighter?
Boo Says:
blood! Pain!!! AGONY!!!!!!
fatbellyfrank Says:
Swedish, i feel your pain . Fucking Hell , Mauy??? Edit please, thats just fucken annoying and disrespectful.
justscrappin Says:
No...the Marshall's affliction section. True story.....I went and tried one of those shirts on..considering it wasn't 80 dollars...more like 17..and alot of hot sluts love guys who where them. I felt like I was wearing a manwhore's garb made out of kleenex..tm. I promptly returned it to said rack...and threw up in the changing room like all the other drug addicts trying on discounted clothes. Sometimes I feel like I'm the crazy one when I don't get tattoos and wear tapout and act like a hardass...and get a fake tan...and enjoy fake boobs. Then I remember I'm the only one that's sane. You guys too cp...you guys know wtf is up.
Derekrva Says:
Please, oh God please do not bring back Pit Fighter.
justscrappin Says:
Oh...and as for this game....pathetic. I'm not saying I don't play games that are really bad influences on kids...and that I don't enjoy murdering whores...killing cops...being able to fly and shoot flames out of my ass...or whatever else your able to do in todays video games that isn't realistic. I just can't stand when someone who is uninformed takes their bullshit perspective and unleashes it on the ignorant masses to ruin the reputation of something I respect. If your going to do an over-the-top take on something to make it fun...i.e. NFL blitz...you have to at least know wtf your talking about.
Viva Hate Says:
@justscrappin,
You forgot to mention the blow out hair cuts and lines shaved into eyebrows.
@EFB,
You said it perfect, bring back Pit Fighter one of the classic shitty fun games ever!
ReX13 Says:
justscrappin--whatever, dude. i'm getting a divorce, a full sleeve, and a closet full of MMA wear. i'm going to quit my job and trane full time, tan, and start fights in bars.
Then i'll bang nothing but hot chicks. And by "hot", i'm referring to the kind of chick who can't be photographed without cleavage and duckface.
SiDeBuRnZ Says:
I can't believe the game developers didn't even research the proper spelling of "Muay Thai"!!!
justscrappin Says:
Viva....I completely forgot...cuz I thought they stopped doing that in the late 90's.
fACE7biter Says:
This game will probably suck, and shouldn't really be advertising itself as an MMA game. If theyw ant to stand out, they should try to find a ground between MMA and wrestling, just make it realistic, gritty, no holds barred fighting. I actually think EA sports MMA may take the crown of best MMA game. UFC Undisputed is still way too stiff and unrealistic for a yearly iteration.
justscrappin Says:
Rex.....you fucking rockstar. Moonlighting as a literate, family man. You're really a tapout titan...and a A-1 BADASS. Living two lives...it's so hectic...I'm glad you chose to quit the downer and stick with the "in-crowd." For cereal....how come no one recognizes substance anymore? No one beside the CP ARMY.
Videodrome_NOW Says:
Pit fighter=4.5
Bad Dudes=9.5
Viva Hate Says:
Oh no, it is back. One of the bars I watch the UFC at up here is always full of roided up dudes wearing whatever Ed Hardy/Affliction/Tapout/ETC ETC gear they can get their hands on for that night, with huge blow out hair, orange skin, bad cubic zirconia stud earings, a thing jaw line beard that makes them look like they missed a spot shaving, lines in the eyebrows, way too much jewelry, and for some reason the look like they are waiting for a brawl to start up.
The one major drawback of MMA, the assholery of some fans.
El Famous Burrito Says:
Pit Fighter did suck, but why get on the MMA game bandwagon and be lost in the mix, when you could get on the early 90's retro bandwagon and call it Pit Fighter 2010, or Pit Fighter Xtreme, or some shit, and make way more money.
El Famous Burrito Says:
Final Fight = 10!
Someone remind me around October that I want to be Haggar for Halloween.
jimbonics Says:
"Currently, the only fighting styles announced are Mauy Thai and Karate, though Kung Fu Factory may be considering a variety of different and unconventional fighting styles."
Maybe some Kung Fu?
justscrappin Says:
Uh....Burrito? Is that you? How come you didn't say something hilarious in the comment? Are you letting your geeky younger brother use your handle on here? Or did you just out yourself? Oh wait..you outed yourself when you used the cloak of invisibility the other day. So I will now cast magic missile...and fuck your proverbial shit up. I think that is worse then your everyday normal shit right?
justscrappin Says:
Spinning Lariat? I'm going to do that shit at work to the next dillweed that pisses me off.
ben Says:
@ El Famous Burrito
I wonder if Dan Severn can leave his house on Halloween without somebody thinking he's just a dude dressing up as Haggar.
Almost North Says:
@rex13
What is duckface? They don't have that one around here. Plenty of cleavage though.
justscrappin Says:
Ben.....the butch Freddie Mercury...duh.
agentsmith Says:
I don't get it, he looks nothing like Sammy Haggar.
justscrappin Says:
Duckface is that overlyextended kissy face lip thingy. When women get collagen.. it looks like they are doing it automatically.
Robdamob Says:
too bad they put mma in the title.
But as a gamer it would be awesome if the made it like def jam fight for new york.
that game was the shit it was so over the top.
ReX13 Says:
check out antiduckface dot com
AntiDuckface
you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?
you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of pout / kiss face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?
it's called "duckface"
STOP DOING IT.
IT ISN'T SEXY.
YOU LOOK STUPID.
REALLY, REALLY STUPID.
DangadaDang Says:
Is this game about ccage fighting or a biopic about Michael Vick's life?
Almost North Says:
Oh. We have that.
El Famous Burrito Says:
@justscrappin
Magic Missle! Shit! I forgot what counters that....wait! I throw your dice across the room and dump my Mountain Dew on your head. I win! Hahaha.
@Ben .
Dan Severn...Mike Haggar, yeah, I wonder if a bunch of 30 something guys say "Awesome, you're the dude from Final Fight, right?"
Right before a vicious pummeling.
ReX13 Says:
El Famous, Ben >> As long as he wears a belt from shoulder to waist, everyone will know. Everyone. And he will win "Best Costume" everywhere he goes, except for that one party where Angelina Jolie showed up as Laura Croft, because chicks always get more points for video game characters, plus it was the same same costume made for her during the movies, meaning it was designed by a freaking professional and Severn is just wearing some khakis and a diagonal belt, how can he compete? It's really not fair.
justscrappin Says:
Fuck...I just realized I got Zangief and Haggar mixed up.
ReX13 Says:
justscrappin>> Blame Capcom. They just slapped a beard and mohawk on Haggar and dropped him in Siberia.
cecils_pupils Says:
"duckface" aka the "trout pout"
PurplePickle Says:
I'll buy it if they change the name to 'White Supremacy MMA: Brutal Man on Man Action'.
And are y'all talking about Haggar the Horrible? I never knew vikings could be so adorable. Love that strip almost as much as the Family Circus.
Almost North Says:
^I think there is a good chance if you take out "MMA" that is already the title of a prison rape porn flick.
2DaDeath Says:
So Pit Fighter and Final Fight are some favorites here? All i have to say is...
DOUBLE DRAGON!!!!
Mr_Misanthropy Says:
I need a game that simulates what to do AFTER I beat somebody to death. That's the part I keep having problems with.
Barc Says:
Def Jam: Fight for New York is the ultimate fighting game. I was so pissed when that shit didn't work for 360. I went out and bought Def Jam 2... biggest let down ever.
El Famous Burrito Says:
Dick_Misanthropenis Says:
I need a game that simulates what to do AFTER I beat somebody to death. That's the part I keep having problems with.
Dig Dug?
pinkyslayer Says:
who doesn't enjoy fake boobs?
El Famous Burrito Says:
Fake boobs are nice, it's just the bitch they're often attached to that I can't stand.
vengful1 Says:
Someone has finally decided to tap into the skinhead market. All that trailer was missing was a bloody swastika. If you went frame by frame you would probably find one.
ghostboner Says:
Dig Dug. Oh that is a classic. I am gonna go see if I can download the music to that. It will be on permanent repeat in my car. I will never have to give anyone a ride again...
ghostboner Says:
Yeah and Muay Thai? Duh, everyone who tranes and tanns knows the first half is Spanish for "very". It got it's name because it is "muy" Thai. Fukkin noobs.