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‘Supremacy MMA’ Video Game Trailer: The Worst Thing You Will See All Day

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UFC Undisputed 2010 and EA MMA may be getting all the attention, but there’s another MMA video game in production that could have a big impact among idiots. The game is called Supremacy MMA, and you can check out the trailer above. You will see:

– MMA described with the words "illegal, unauthorized, brutal"
– Barbed wire
– Pitbulls
– Snakes
– Skulls
– Wolves
– X-rays of broken bones
Ring girl asses
– Spiders
– A mushroom cloud
– Exactly three frames of gameplay footage, which are edited in so quickly that you might miss them if you’re not paying attention

All that, and a generic thrash-metal soundtrack. Basically, you have every visual signifier of MMA meathead culture, with zero substance to speak of. A Gamepro article posted yesterday offers these additional facts:

— The game developer, Kung Fu Factory, is comprised of individuals who worked on UFC Undisputed 2009 and several other fighting games. The team is driven by authenticity to the "spirit" of the sport. In other words: Eff you, realism.

— When a fighter is knocked out, a quick vignette overlays the action, showing an x-ray of the damage inflicted.

— There are no strength, stamina, or agility stats. Currently, the only fighting styles announced are Muay Thai and Karate, though Kung Fu Factory may be considering a variety of different and unconventional fighting styles.

— There will be no official connection to/licensing of any real-life fighters or MMA organizations.

As awesome as that sounds, I’m still holding out for Psychotic Heart-Ripping MMA Fighter: The Video Game. Make it happen, Rockstar

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Mofo- June 23, 2010 at 10:05 am
HAHAHAHHAHAA! WOW. Worst thing I've ever seen.

Two frames of gameplay, blink and you miss it.

This "game" will be forgotten the day it comes out.
Shatski- June 22, 2010 at 9:59 pm
@cecil_pupils. Trout pout! That's nice, too.

Why the fuck do the "fighters in the game wear regulation gloves and shorts when they're probably going to be fighting in some back alley setting? Just go bare knuckle and make it a brawler. Don't saddle this shit with MMA in the title or game at all. Kung Fu Factory: Doing our part to tarnish the credibility of Mixed martial Arts.
Me- June 22, 2010 at 3:36 pm
No worries Burrito, while magic missile always hits its target, the target must be visually seen. He cast it at you while you were using yer invis cloak, so no worries.
ghostboner- June 22, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Yeah and Muay Thai? Duh, everyone who tranes and tanns knows the first half is Spanish for "very". It got it's name because it is "muy" Thai. Fukkin noobs.
ghostboner- June 22, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Dig Dug. Oh that is a classic. I am gonna go see if I can download the music to that. It will be on permanent repeat in my car. I will never have to give anyone a ride again...
vengful1- June 22, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Someone has finally decided to tap into the skinhead market. All that trailer was missing was a bloody swastika. If you went frame by frame you would probably find one.
El Famous Burrito- June 22, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Fake boobs are nice, it's just the bitch they're often attached to that I can't stand.
pinkyslayer- June 22, 2010 at 1:39 pm
who doesn't enjoy fake boobs?
El Famous Burrito- June 22, 2010 at 11:34 am
Dick_Misanthropenis Says:

I need a game that simulates what to do AFTER I beat somebody to death. That's the part I keep having problems with.

Dig Dug?
Barc- June 22, 2010 at 11:25 am
Def Jam: Fight for New York is the ultimate fighting game. I was so pissed when that shit didn't work for 360. I went out and bought Def Jam 2... biggest let down ever.
Dick_Misanthropenis- June 22, 2010 at 11:01 am
I need a game that simulates what to do AFTER I beat somebody to death. That's the part I keep having problems with.
2DaDeath- June 22, 2010 at 10:22 am
So Pit Fighter and Final Fight are some favorites here? All i have to say is...

Almost North- June 22, 2010 at 9:42 am
^I think there is a good chance if you take out "MMA" that is already the title of a prison rape porn flick.
PurplePickle- June 22, 2010 at 9:36 am
I'll buy it if they change the name to 'White Supremacy MMA: Brutal Man on Man Action'.

And are y'all talking about Haggar the Horrible? I never knew vikings could be so adorable. Love that strip almost as much as the Family Circus.
cecils_pupils- June 22, 2010 at 9:34 am
"duckface" aka the "trout pout"
ReX13- June 22, 2010 at 9:28 am
justscrappin>> Blame Capcom. They just slapped a beard and mohawk on Haggar and dropped him in Siberia.
justscrappin- June 22, 2010 at 9:25 am
Fuck...I just realized I got Zangief and Haggar mixed up.
ReX13- June 22, 2010 at 9:13 am
El Famous, Ben >> As long as he wears a belt from shoulder to waist, everyone will know. Everyone. And he will win "Best Costume" everywhere he goes, except for that one party where Angelina Jolie showed up as Laura Croft, because chicks always get more points for video game characters, plus it was the same same costume made for her during the movies, meaning it was designed by a freaking professional and Severn is just wearing some khakis and a diagonal belt, how can he compete? It's really not fair.
El Famous Burrito- June 22, 2010 at 9:06 am

Magic Missle! Shit! I forgot what counters that....wait! I throw your dice across the room and dump my Mountain Dew on your head. I win! Hahaha.

@Ben .

Dan Severn...Mike Haggar, yeah, I wonder if a bunch of 30 something guys say "Awesome, you're the dude from Final Fight, right?"

Right before a vicious pummeling.
Almost North- June 22, 2010 at 8:59 am
Oh. We have that.
ReX13- June 22, 2010 at 8:51 am
check out antiduckface dot com

you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?

you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of pout / kiss face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?

it's called "duckface"




DangadaDang- June 22, 2010 at 8:51 am
Is this game about ccage fighting or a biopic about Michael Vick's life?
Robdamob- June 22, 2010 at 8:35 am
too bad they put mma in the title.
But as a gamer it would be awesome if the made it like def jam fight for new york.
that game was the shit it was so over the top.
justscrappin- June 22, 2010 at 8:34 am
Duckface is that overlyextended kissy face lip thingy. When women get collagen.. it looks like they are doing it automatically.
agentsmith- June 22, 2010 at 8:31 am
I don't get it, he looks nothing like Sammy Haggar.