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Sweater-Watch: Fedor Emelianenko Attends Sunday’s Bears Game Wearing You-Know-What


In an attempt to guard himself from all the stray bullets that continuously fly around Chicago, Fedor Emelianenko once again donned the Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory during an appearance at the Bears/Browns game on Sunday. Emelianenko sustained no bullet wounds, and the Bears won — once again proving the fearsome power of the horizontally-striped invincibility cloak.

Speaking of the Last Emperor, Emelianenko just wrapped up a media conference call with Brett Rogers and Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker. Some highlights, via MMA Fanhouse:

— Fedor doesn’t get nervous before or during a fight. However: "One day before the fight I might be nervous, I’m a human being."

— Fedor said his marriage won’t affect his fight in any way, negative or positive. Also, he says his fighting style will not be affected whether the fight takes place inside a ring or a cage.

— Rogers said his life changed "dramatically" after his win over Andrei Arlovski. He received offers for movies, including the B.A. Baracus/A-Team role that Quinton Jackson ended up getting.

— Scott Coker expects a sell-out on Saturday. He says that Strikeforce just signed with an international TV distributor that they will announce in a few weeks.

— Coker has no interest in working with Aleksander Emelianenko until Aleks takes care of his "issues with the commissions."

— Fedor has only seen bears at a zoo, and figures that a bear would be hard to fight.

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Chri534.- November 2, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Liddell was also notorious for never getting nervous for a fight. I've always felt that age wasn't the only thing that led to his downfall. I think the moment Chuck finally let emotion take over during a fight (Rampage yelling at him to engage) was the turning point that took him on the path to failure.
Merlin- November 2, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Also any one interested in the 23 Enigma will be fascinated by that photo.
I see three 23's already. But you could make plenty more.
NewDawnFades- November 2, 2009 at 3:51 pm
No wonder why Fedor didn't take the UFC deal, he has Rasputin following him around, dispensing evil advise. Don't believe me? Whose that bearded fella in the pictures!?
Merlin- November 2, 2009 at 3:47 pm
OH I saw that game, yeah they asked for 10 minutes of silence to pay homage to the God of Beige, Green, Beige, Sky Blue, Beige, Lavender, Beige, Aquamarine, oh and Fedor for gracing them with his presence.

And the end of which Fedor got on the mic & Said:
?????????? ? - ???, ??? ???????? ?????????.
Behold I am all that is man.

Paraphrasing of course Jeremiah 32:27
agentsmith- November 2, 2009 at 2:57 pm
The only way Fedor's marriage will affect his fights is that now he'll only bang ONE blond Russian chick the night before.
MoshuDragon- November 2, 2009 at 2:57 pm
@ middle picture on the bottom: the sweater was even able to bring Rasputin back to life!
One Two- November 2, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Aleks killed a bear with a knife true story.
StYoung- November 2, 2009 at 2:25 pm
@bonzo1. Nice.

@agentsmith. I hear you, man.

Apparently, Einstein had a closet full of the same style of suit. Coincidence? Unnecessary jump to conclusions? A far stretch comparing one of the great minds of the 20th century to a man who's thought seriously about arm-barring a bear? I think not...
bonzo1- November 2, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Hey Fedor, you should have come to my tailgate.. I had borscht, ice cream cones and vodka.
BloodJunkie- November 2, 2009 at 1:39 pm
"I smell trouble and I dont like trouble"
Old_Bald_and_Irish- November 2, 2009 at 1:20 pm
FEDOR: "One day before the fight I might be nervous, I'm a human being."

"Actually, that's not true. I'm not a human being."

"I'm a super powered alien from the lost world of Kyrpton. My real name is Fed El."

"You may now bow down before me and worship me as your new god."

Just then, Fed El opened up his jacket and revealed the dazzling alien sweater that is woven with pure silken strands of win.

Everyone in the room was instanly vaporized by the sweater's sheer awesomeness.....
K.E.G.- November 2, 2009 at 1:01 pm
I feel for you man. I'm from STL and if the Rams take you out I don't even think Fedor could help. On the other hand I was rooting for the Lions cause we need that draft pick.
Catalyst8487- November 2, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I like how he "figures" that fighting a bear would be hard. He's not certain and it may end up being much easier then he thinks.
google- November 2, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Why can't the cocksucker show up for a lions game? We need something.
tegulevi- November 2, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Dude remember that time we became blood brothers? turns out i have "issues with the comission B" you should get tested.
Clyde- November 2, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Fedor would be a great B.A Baracus. And Face, and Murdoch and Hannibal. All at once. He's like Eddie Murphy in coming to America.
agentsmith- November 2, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I saw a Scooby Doo show the other day in which Shaggy opens his suitcase to reveal stacks of identical green shirts and brown pants. Suddenly the omnipresence of Fedor's GSAVā„¢ made sense to me.
reddog- November 2, 2009 at 12:37 pm
your photoshops on the UG are fucking classic. I cant fucking wait for Saturday. MMA in primetime!!
Mike Milbury- November 2, 2009 at 12:31 pm
That...wasn't a very good conference call. Coulda brought in Mayhem Miller for a quote. Or Shields and had one of the reporters bring up Frank Shamrock.